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« on: April 22, 2012, 01:45:47 AM »
Main ohda mooh thappad maar maar k laal kar dita
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kyunki main kito suneya c thappad se darr nahi lagda sahib pyaar se lagta hai
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« on: April 22, 2012, 01:44:50 AM »
Ik munda kachha pa k cycle chlaunda hunda
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fer hun oh v laah dave agla
harek gall te hi joke chahida thonu ta
jaan lelo meri hun :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 01:36:20 AM »
pehlii kudi tailor nu--tera beh j berra..Kuteya
ohdi saheli Kol Khadi -- Ki Hoya sweety Suit
Khula See Ta Ja Tang Seen Ta Is Ne ??
pehli kudi -- ki dasa preetiye ..khasma nukhaane ne ..
salwar nu hi zip laati.. :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 01:16:30 AM »
Munda: i love you
Kudi: i am engaged with someone and i also have a boyfriend
Munda thodi dair sochke
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Dekh lo ji je main huna kise tarah adjust
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tusi v kardo comment sharm hi laahti tusi ta :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 01:07:32 AM »
Gaon mein ek aurat Cheque Cash karane gayi.
Clerk: Sign karo.
Aurat: Kaise?
Clerk: Jaise khat ke end mein Likhti ho.
Aurat ne Likha – Tomar Chumma ke Intezar mein, “Bijli”.
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:42:22 AM »
1 aunty bus vich khadi c ik bacha apni jagah to uthke kehnda aunty tusi meri jagah te behjo
Aunty ne bache nu thappad maarta.......
Kyun....
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Bacha apne baapu di godhi ch betha c..... :D: :D:
.....ajj kal de baache ve wale tharki ne........ :D: :D:
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ina vadiya joke a ure ta cmmnt kardo :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:41:36 AM »
99.9% of GIRLS
Fail To Give The Answer Of This Question
And Now Its Your Turn
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Whats Your Cell Number ?
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hadh laahti koi ta participate karlo :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:38:40 AM »
Big boss chaahte hain "Sunny Leone" confession room mein nahin unke room mein aaye
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je ki nu samjh nahi laggi ta v dassdo :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:36:31 AM »
Munda: jaan i love you tera naam apni baah te likha k dil te
Kudi: edhar udhar ki likhi jaana
je inna sacha pyaar karda ta apni property de paperan te likh de
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:35:46 AM »
Raatin sajjna ko betheya dair ho gayi
dair aisi hoyi k repair ho gayi
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Baapu daang le k betha c
ghar aundeya hi yaaran di repair ho gayi
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:34:43 AM »
Sahrukh khan apne munde Aryan nal Ra One da pehle din pehla show dekhan geya
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30 minta baad
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Aryan:- papa chalo ghare challiye star plus te dabang aun wali a
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(Note: jinhe jinhe Ra one dekhi a samjh jaange :D: )
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:33:44 AM »
2 cockroach icu ch naal naal admit cige
1st:- Kinhe maareya ?
2nd:- kise ne ni yaar
ek kudi ne mainu dekh k inni zor deni cheek maari
k mainu heart attack ho geya
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« on: April 22, 2012, 12:33:10 AM »
Tinka with laddoyan da dabba
Tinka: Daddy mooh mitha karo khushkhabri a
Daddy: Ki hoeya kahdi khushkhabri ?
Tinka: Daddy chete a tusi mainu keha c je main pass ho geya tusi mainu panj hajaar rupaaye dayunge
Daddy: Haan chete a
Tinka: Bach gaye thode panj hajaar
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« on: April 21, 2012, 04:37:06 PM »
Science Teacher : : ਤਾਰੇ ਕਦੋਂ ਟੁੱਟਦੇ ਨੇ?
ਅਤੇ ਇਸਦੀ ਖੋਜ ਕੀਨੇ ਕੀਤੀ ਸੀ ?
STUDENT :- "ਕੋਈ ਮੁਟਿਆਰ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਕਰਕੇ ਪਿਆਰ ,
ਵਾਦੇ ਕਰਕੇ ਹਜ਼ਾਰ ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਤੋੜਦੀ ਆ ਸਾਰੇ
ਉਦੋਂ ਟੁੱਟਦੇ ਨੇ ਤਾਰੇ ...
" ਅਤੇ ਇਹ ਖੋਜ Dr. ਨਿਛੱਤਰ ਗਿਲ ਨੇ ਕੀਤੀ ਸੀ ..
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« on: April 21, 2012, 04:35:36 PM »
Indian newspaper headlines in 2060:
Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high cholestrol due to too much biryani.
Golmaal part 27 is released,
Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act.
Sharad Pawar owns half the world.
Facebook is declared a country.... ...
Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.
Girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.
"Lakshadeep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL.
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« on: April 21, 2012, 04:33:18 PM »
ਮੈ ਕਿਹਾ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੋਂ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਰਹਿ ਨਹੀ ਹੋਣਾ,♥♥
ਉਹ ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ___ਜਦ ਮੈ ਨਹੀ ਸੀ ਉਦੋਂ ਵੀ ਤਾਂ ਜ਼ਿਊਦਾ ਸੀ...
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ਤਾਂ ਮੈ ਸੋਚਿਆ....
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ਗੱਲ ਤਾਂ ਕੁੜੀ ਦੀ ਸਹੀ ਆ, ਮੈ ਸਾਲੀ ਏਵੇਂ ਟੈਨਸ਼ਨ ਲਈ aa
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« on: April 21, 2012, 03:25:52 PM »
Kudi apne kamre ch bethi zor zor deni rondi hundi a
Maa jado dekhdi ohde kol jaandi
Maa: ki hoeya putt ro kyun rahi a mainu dass main teri dost a
Kudi ronde ronde
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Ki dassa yaar
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Apne wale nu milan gayi c
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Tere wale ne dekh leya te bahut kutteya
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:01:35 PM »
ek class ch hindi wali madam jwaakan da hausla wadhaun li ek trick bnaundi a
Hindi wali Madam: jin bachon ne ek lesson yaad kiya hai mere haath par kiss karein
kayi jwaak aunde agge aake kiss kar dinde
Hindi wali Madam: jin bachon ne 2 lesson yaad kiye hain meri dono gaalon par kiss karein
kayi jwaak agge aunde madam diya dovein gallan te kiss kar dinde
inne vich ik jwaak picheyon bolda: Madam ji manjha hi daah lo ajj ta jatt poori kitaab nu ratta maarke aaya
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« on: April 21, 2012, 11:44:49 AM »
haha :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 02:09:43 AM »
Ek Kudi ghar to bhajj jaandi 3din baad wapas aaundi
Father (gusse ch): Hun ki lain aayi a tu ithon ??????
Kudi: patli pin wala charger....
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