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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:56:03 PM »
MAA- putt saib khaayenga
Putt- Nahi
MAA- Putt mango khaayenga
Putt- Nahi
MAA- putt orange khaayenga
Putt- Nahi
MAA- Bilkul apne peo te geya chaplan hi kaayuga :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:53:27 PM »
Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:51:13 PM »
ek baar kudi blood baare koi kitaab pardi hundi a
Munda:- eh blood di kitaab kyun pardi a ?
Kuri:- kall nu mera blood test a ohdi tyaari kardi a
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:49:09 PM »
1 Dost:-bai tere gharon hamesha hassan di awaaz kyun aundi a
2 Dost:-bai jado meri gharwali mainu juttiya naal kuttdi a jado mere lagg jaandi a oh hassdi a jado nahi lagdi ta main hassda a
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:40:09 PM »
Amli: murga kinne da bai
Dukaandaar: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
Amli: 10 rpaaye wala inna sasta kyun ?
Dukaandaar: saab inhu AIDS a
Amli: chall aahi dede khaana hi a vyaah thodi karna
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:37:51 PM »
Amli nu koi mobile te phone kar kar k koi aadmi tang karda hunda
tang aake amli nama number le lainda
Amli number activate karke os aadmi nu msg bhej dinda
Main ta saleya oho number hi badal leya hun das kive tang karenga
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 20, 2012, 04:30:30 PM »
Munda: kall main tere ghare geya c hun mainu lagda vyaah ni ho sakda apna
Kudi: kyun? daddy nu mileya c ki ?
Munda: nahi teri shoti bhen nu mileya c
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 19, 2012, 03:36:50 PM »
ਦੋਸਤੀ ਹੋਵੇ ਤਾ ਹੱਥ ਤੇ ਅੱਖ ਵਰਗੀ ।
ਜਦੋ ਹੱਥ ਨੂੰ ਚੋਟ ਲੱਗਦੀ ਏ ਤਾ ਅੱਖ਼ ਰੋਦੀ ਏ ,
ਜਦ ਅੱਖ ਰੋਦੀ ਏ ਹੱਥ ਹੰਝੂ ਪੂਜਦੇ ਨੇ
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« on: April 19, 2012, 03:31:08 PM »
Hor kise dwai nal ilaaj v kiwe hunda...
Rog ishq da c...
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bappu di jutti nal e theek hoeya.... :D: :D:
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« on: April 19, 2012, 03:15:47 PM »
Boy: I Love you
Girl: Shut Up
Boy: I Need you
Girl: Shut Up
Boy: I Miss you
Girl: Shut Up
Boy: I want to Marry you
Girl: Really ?
Boy: Shut Up .............. :D:
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« on: April 19, 2012, 03:14:16 PM »
Teacher : Jurmana mafi di arzi likho. . . . . .
Pinku: Sir, jurmana kina hai. . . . .?
Teacher : 5 rs.
Pinku: Ah lo ji 5 Rs. Mera bapu kehnda 5-10 rs. piche kise kanjar di minnat ni krni
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 19, 2012, 01:02:42 PM »
ਕੁੜੀ ਨੂੰ TeDdY ਗਿਫਟ ਕਰਨ ਤੇ....
EnGLiSh ਕੁੜੀ... Oh !! sO cUtE...
MuSlIm ਕੁੜੀ... mAsAh aLaH KiTnA KhOoBSuRt hAi...
InDiAn ਕੁੜੀ... kItNa sUnDr tEdDDy HaI...
......N
PuNjAbN ਕੁੜੀ... ਆ ਕੀ "ਭਾਲੂ" ਜਿਹਾ ਚੱਕ ਲਿਆਦਾਂ....!!
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:57:16 PM »
Maalak: oye tu eh 200 saal puraani ghadi tod diti a
naukar: bach geya saab ji main keha khare nami a
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:55:43 PM »
Patient: Doctor saab eh mera pehla operation a thoda dhyaan naal karna
Doctor: dara na yaar eh mera v pehla operation a
:D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:53:35 PM »
Teacher: 5 number laike v tu hass kyun reha
Student: main eh sochda k tusi eh jeha ki padh leya jehda 5 number dete
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:52:11 PM »
Teacher: Akbar kaun tha?
Student: pata nahi sir.
Teacher: padaai ke taraf dyaan do, pataa chalegaa
Student: Aap battayiye. gurdeep kaun hai?
Teacher: pata nahi.
Student: apni beti ki taraf dyaan dijiye, pata chalega.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:50:02 PM »
Baapu: putt je aitki fail hoeya ta mainu baapu na kahin
Putt: ok ji
Baapu: result da ki baneya
Putt: Sorry Mohneya
:D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:44:20 PM »
Baapu: gwaandia di kudi Nisha nu dekh pehle number te aayi a claas cho
Munda: Baapu saara saal onhu hi dekhda reha taahi fail ho geya
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:41:47 PM »
Student : sir ah saare jaane kyun bhajj rahe ne
PT Sir: eh race a ihde ch jittan wale nu prize milda
Student: oh ta theek a sir je prize sirf jittan wale nu milda ta ine jaane kyun bhaj rahe ne :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2012, 04:39:15 PM »
Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
Papa: uske liye bahut saare dimaag ki zaroorat padti hai.
Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
:D: :D:
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