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« on: April 21, 2012, 02:05:27 AM »
ਇਕ ਮੁਰਗੀ ਨੇ ਇੰਡੀਆ -ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨ Bordar ਤੇ ਅੰਡਾ ਦਿਤਾ __ ਦੋਨੋ ਦੇਸ਼ ਅੰਡੇ ਲਈ ਲੜਨ ਲਾਗੇ__
ਫੈਸਲਾ ਹੋਇਆ ਕੇ ਜੋ ਦੂਸਰੇ ਦੇਸ਼ ਦੀਆਂ ਜਿਅਦਾ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ "Kiss" ਕਰਨਗੇ ਅੰਡਾ ਓਨਾ ਦਾ
ਇੰਡੀਆਂਨ ਨੇ 7,000 ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨੀ ਕੁੜੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ Kiss ਕੀਤੀ.....
ਪਾਕਿਸਤਾਨੀ Excited ਹੋ ਕੇ ਬੋਲੇ "ਅਬ ਹੁਮਾਰੀ ਵਾਰੀ"......
ਇੰਡੀਆਂਨ: ਛੱਡੋ ਯਾਰ ਅੰਡਾ ਹੀ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਰੱਖਲੋ,,,,,,,
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 02:00:36 AM »
ek kudi duji kudi nu gift dindi a
suit
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ear ring
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perfumes
Flowers ,
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chocolate etc.
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te Munde______?????
a chakk saleya kudi da number par vich mera naam ni auna chahida
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:55:10 AM »
ASMAAN ch udhde parinde nu kise ne pucheya
ki tenu zameen te dighan to darr nahin lagda......:-)
Parinda kehnda
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saleya je shakal ni changi ta gall ta changi kar :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:49:54 AM »
ਕੁੜੀ ---> ਚੰਨ ਕਿਥੇ ਹੈ ?
ਮੁੰਡਾ ---> ਦੋ ਜਗਹ
ਇੱਕ ਤੂੰ ਤੇ ਇੱਕ ਉੱਪਰ
ਵਿਆਹ ਤੋ ਬਾਅਦ,
Patni ---> ਚੰਨ ਕਿਥੇ ਹੈ ?
ਪਤੀ ---> ਅੰਨੀ ਆ ?
ਓਹ ਉੱਪਰ ਤੇਰਾ ਪਿਓ ਟੋਰਚ ਲੈਕੇ ਖੜਾ ਆ ?
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:42:51 AM »
Teacher: jinhu ghatt sunda onhu appan ki kehnde a ?
Student: kuch v kehlo sir jad agle nu sunda hi ni :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:38:31 AM »
Husband: meri jaan tu sabzi bahut swaad bnaundi a
Wife: jinna marzi makhan la la bnauni ajj v tenu hi paini a
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:31:42 AM »
Gharwali: Doctor sahab mera gharwala sutta peya neend vich bolda rehnda koi ilaaz dasso
Doctor: jado oh jaagda hunda onhu bolan da mauka deya karo
:D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:23:13 AM »
Amli: Doctor saab jad v main chaa peenda meri akh dukhan lag paindi a
Doctor: tu khand gholan to baad glaas cho chamcha kadd leya kar
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:21:08 AM »
Sharabi:-Doctor saab tusi meri sharaab shudwa sakde a
Doctor:- haan haan ,kyon nahin.
Sharabi:- police ne meriyan 20 botlan fad layian ne shuda dayo
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:19:33 AM »
Officer:- Madam is swimming pool ch nahauna mana a
Aurat:- tusi pehla kyun ni daseya jado main kapre utaar rahi c
Officer:- madam kapre uttarna thodi mana a
:D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:15:28 AM »
Pind wala: chownkidaara tere hunde v saada cooler chori ho geya tu ki karda c raat nu
Chownkidaar: saleya 20 galiyan ne pind dia saari raat thode cooler kole hi khada rahan
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 01:10:14 AM »
Mareez: Doctor sahab mainu door da jayda nazar ni aunda
Doctor: oh asmaan ch ki a
Mareez: oh suraj a ji
Doctor: saleya hun edo door ki tu Rabb nu dekhna
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:39:26 AM »
Pehla gadha: yaar main jehde dhobi de ghare kam karda mainu bahut maarda
Doosra gadha: tu ghar shad k bhaj kyun ni jaanda
Pehla gadha: ki dassa yaar dhobi di kudi bahut sohni a oh jado v koi putha kamm kardi a dhobi onhu kehnda tera vyaah kise gadhe naal kar dena
Bass ehi soch k rukeya a
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:34:45 AM »
There was a mosquito and a dog who loved each other a lot.
One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.
The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.
The next day…
Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malaria…
What a touching story!!!
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:27:28 AM »
Hatjo hatjo kall nu vyaah v hone a te nyaane v hone a :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:23:42 AM »
Teacher : PAPPU, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
Pappu : I is…
Teacher : No, PAPPU. Always say, “I am.”
Pappu : All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:20:26 AM »
Master ji: Jado kise da dhyaan na hove te koi banda bina gallon boli jaave onhu ki kehnde a ?
Tinku: Master Mohan Singh ji :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:13:48 AM »
haithan dekho
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:10:22 AM »
Teacher to student
Teacher: eh kitaab kihdi a
Student: kaagaz di
Teacher: oh ta mainu v dikhda
Student: fer sir puch kyun rahe ho
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 21, 2012, 12:07:18 AM »
Mareez Doctor nu
Mareez : tusi nurse bahut vadiya rakhi a ohda hath laggdeya hi main theek ho geya
Doctor: Pata mainu thappad di awaaz main v suni c
:D: :D:
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