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Jokes Majaak / duniya chand te pahunch gayi
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:48:37 PM »
school di toilet ch likheya c---"Duniya chand te pahunch gayi tu hale ithe hi betha."
Tinku haithan likh aaya--- "bass dho k udhar nu hi challa"......
 :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / padhaaku munda
« on: April 25, 2012, 07:45:47 PM »
Maa- "Putt ki karda...???"
 
Beta- "kuch ni mummy padhda peya..."
 
Maa- "Excellent...!!!
ki padhda putt...???"
 
Beta- "kuch ni thodi hon wali bahuu de msgs.".....:
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / KG BOY
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:26:58 PM »
KG boy:-> MAM may i go to bathroom?
MAM:--> Nai..phele A to Z sunao phr jana ......
KG Boy:--> ABCDEFGHIJKLMN....QRS...UVWX..​.z
 ...
 MAM:--> P,O,T,Y kahan gai....?
 BOY:-->
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 Mam wo to Meri nikkar mei hee nikal gai :( :O :p
 hahahahahaha  :pagel:  :D:  :D:

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Shayari / ghar se bahar
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:18:51 PM »
Ghar Se Bahar Wo Naqab Mein Nikli
Sari Gali Uski Talash Mein Nikli
Inkaar Karti Thi Wo Hamari Mohabt Se
Aur Hamari Hi Tasveer Unki Kitaab Se Nikli…  :love:

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Jokes Majaak / maa putt :P
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:16:43 PM »
6 saal da jwaak:-> I love you mom !!!
 
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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 17 saal da munda :-> I love you mom!
 
Mom :-> sorry, putt haini paisse apne baapu to hi mangla
 :D: :D: :D: :D:
 

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Jokes Majaak / Baapu te Putt
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:14:37 PM »
Munda - Bapu ajj meri saheli da b'day aa ,
 ki dewa main ohnu ??
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 Bapu - wekhan ch kiwe aa kudi ??
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 Munda- jma bumb aa
 
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 Bapu - mera no. de de ohnu :p :p
 
bapu rocks munda shocks
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Facebook di chadaayi
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:12:15 PM »
Facebook di chadaayi

_____________
"Suhaag-Raat a ajj,
 ghund chakkan lagga mittro..!!"
(Via iPhone 1 Min Ago)
 
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / PUNJABI STUDENT DI LIFE
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:07:43 PM »
** PUNJABI STUDENT DI LIFE **
 
Yaar rab da dita sub kujh hai:

Books hai

Notes hai

Taim hai

Mauka hai

Te hausla ta ena hai k jdo chahiye padh ke TOP kar sakde aa,
 
bas ek hi gal di kami aa yar.
 
Eh sala
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"MOOD" hi nai ban da ki kriye _____

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / ਹਜ਼ਰਤ ਮੁਹੰਮਦ ਨੇ ਫੁਰਮਾਇਆ
« on: April 25, 2012, 05:03:56 PM »
__________ "ਹਜ਼ਰਤ ਮੁਹੰਮਦ ਨੇ ਫੁਰਮਾਇਆ " _________
 
__ਜਦੋਂ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰੋ ਤਾਂ ਅਪਨੇ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਇੱਕ ਕਬਰਿਸਤਾਨ ਬਣਾ ਲਓ__
 
__________ਜਿੱਥੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਉਸਦੀਆਂ ਗਲਤੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਦਫਨਾ ਸਕੋ__________   :smile:

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Jokes Majaak / mere naal zidd kadd k
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:59:23 PM »
Mere Naal zidd kadd Ke onhe  'Canada' Wale Naal Viah Karvaaya c
 
Te ajj 12-12 Ghante Shifta Laundi aa__  :yawn:
 
Jehdi jatt ne vyaahi c ghardeya di farmaish te
 
oh ajj 10 Payiaan te hukam chlaundi a  :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Doctor te Bhaiya
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:55:32 PM »
Doc: kiven aa tabiyat hun ?
 
Bhaiya: Ji pehle se bhi zyada kharab hai...
 
Doc: Jo main dawaai boli c o KHA LI c ?
 ...
 Bhaiya: Nahi dawaai ki shishi to bhari hui thi..
 
Doc: mera matlab Dawaai Lai LI c ?
 
Bhaiya: Hanji.. Jo aapne dawaai likh ke di thi wo khareed li thi..
 
Doc: Bewkoof.. Dawai PEELI c?
 
Bhaiya: Nahi ji... Dawaai to LAAL thi...
 
Doc: o kanjra dawaai nu PEE LeYA c ???
 
Bhaiya: Nahi ji.. PEELIA to mujhe tha................
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kanjoos
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:51:13 PM »
Kanjoos-kaaju hor lelo ji
 
Mehmaan-Nai Shukriya Mai Pehla Hi 4 Le Chuka Ha
 
Kanjus- Bhaaji Laye Ta tusi Waise 6 aa,. Khair..!! ethe kehra koi Gin Reha

 :D: :D: :D: :D:
 

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Jokes Majaak / CARD
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:48:20 PM »
Waiter: tuhada bill sir
 
Munda.. ah le bai card mera

Waiter: sir ah ta tuhada school da identity card a

Munda: ta phir saleyo bahar likh k majaak karde o "ALL CARDS ARE ACCEPTED"
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / jutti
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:44:05 PM »
Munda- I love you
Kudi- Meri jutti da number pata tenu ?
Munda- chall eh tu dafaa hoja gall haje bani ni farmaisha pehla hi shuru
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / BF GF
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:40:50 PM »
BF GF APPAS CH

Kudi ---> Movie dekhan challiye
Munda---> othe tu mainu tenu touch karn dayungi
Kudi ---> Nahin

Munda ---> Hath v ni fadan dayungi
Kudi ---> Nahin
 
Munda---> chall KISS ta karange hi
Kudi ---> oh v nahin
 
Munda ---► chall fir apne bhayi naal hi chall ja  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / jado munda kudi ik duje nu propose karde
« on: April 25, 2012, 04:33:33 PM »
jado munda kudi nu propose maarda kudi da jawaab hunda

1. Haan (bahut ghatt)
2. Nahin (chall naah ta pakkiyo a)
3. Mainu thoda jeha time chahida  (kadi kadi)
4. appan dost hi theek a ( eh unha da favourite dialogue a :loll: )

jado kudi munde nu propose maardi a ta munde da jawaab hunda

1. Haan
2. Haanji haanji kyun ni 
3. mera v ehi haal a
4. main v tenu pyaar karda 
 
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / aakhri sawaal
« on: April 22, 2012, 03:51:52 AM »
sahi a k galat a ?  :D:

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Jokes Majaak / curry chawal
« on: April 22, 2012, 03:49:21 AM »
Pappu curry-Chaawal Kha Raha c
Khande-Khande Ek MAKHI Baithn Lagi
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Pappu onu Udade Hue Bolya- Chal Kamli, Ee Oh
Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!
Hahahaha......lolzzzzzzzzzzz
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Heart touching Love story (must read)
« on: April 22, 2012, 02:01:08 AM »
Kairan ik munda apni gf di bhen nu bahut pyaar karda c,

Par jado kudi de chache nu pata laggeya onhe munde di bhua nu goli maarti gusse vich aake

Munde da jijja kudi de maame nu daak khaane vich clerk di naukri lava dinda

te jado ladaayi vich munde te kudi de saare rishtedaar marr jaande

fir

munda kudi nu talaak de dinda

MORAL-- jo marzi likhi jaayo vehli janta ne harek kuch hi padh laina
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munde v shareef hunde a
« on: April 22, 2012, 01:56:01 AM »
ek kudi raah ch kalli jaandi hundi

ek munda sahmneyo aunda hunda
 
dono jama hi naidhe naidhe a jaande
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munda side te ho jaanda te kudi lang jaandi a
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Moral: Har munda kameena nahin hunda
           kudiyan ne ta bas uyin badnaam kareya saanu shareefan nu
 :D: :D:

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