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Competitions / Punjabi Janta Award Ceremony 2015( Discussion)
« on: March 19, 2016, 06:56:29 AM »
dance performance kinhe deni a vchaale awarda de  :D:

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Shayari / oh kudi paunch to hi bahar c
« on: February 01, 2013, 09:04:42 AM »
Jehdi changi lagdi c Jihde naa pyaar c
                    oH Kudi ta meri Paunch to hi bahar c  :woried:
oH kyu pyaari laggi eh v dukh hunda hai
                    othe unjh sohnia ta kudiya hazaar c  :lost:
Sahi gall ute aundi gall, gall ban di
                    Unjh vaise saadi gall hoyi kayi baar c  :dnk:
Teesi wala bair c oh hath hi na paaya geya
                     Hath ch lakeera c te Hath hi lachaar c  :waitin:

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Religous Videos / Shaheed Baba Deep Singh ji
« on: January 25, 2013, 08:26:38 PM »
Anokhe Amar Shaheed Baba Deep Singh Ji de Gurpurab dia aap sab nu lakh lakh wadhaayia :)

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Jokes Majaak / Munde/Kudiya de dialogue
« on: January 25, 2013, 05:46:18 PM »
Mundeya de Mashoor dialogue .......

1) Yaar bhabhi nu keh k gal hi kra de meri v kise naal.. :D:

2) O dekh sala app kida da kini sohni lai firda :D: :D:

3) Oh dekh tere bai wal dekhdi a poori chadaayi a tere bai di :D:

3) oye meri v gal kra de kise din bhabhi naal :D:

4) Aa le chak number soniya da par mera naam na lai ohko k main dita. :D:


Kudiya de v kuch sun lao...........

Bethiya bave ghar hona oh sory main party te gai c.... :D:

hai kini garmi aa sade ghar ta ac laga aa ...j light chal jave ta ose wele genrter chl janda :D:

jaanu plzz balance pua dao sara udh gya mom aa gye ta ohna ne mainu bolna aa..... :D:

j tusi kise kudi wal dekhea ta mere to bura koi ni....thonu.meri kasm lagge :D: :D:

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Pics / ki kehna thoda es baare ? ( 18va tappeya layi )
« on: January 25, 2013, 11:08:05 AM »
eh foto pj te aundi ajkal harek din ta main paayi a bas ahi puchna ki kehna thoda ehde baare eh pj di tarakki a ? :D:
hoeya bai kise nu es cheej naal fayda jo pj ne ini mehnat kari a tuhade khwaab poore karn ch :D:
bai eh remove na kareyo hun topak waise v ah foto harek di pj di main screen te rehndio a ure a ta ki ho challa  :laugh:
foto waddi karke dekh leyo je nahi dikh rahi

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Sports Khelan / Messi within one goal of Mueller's record
« on: December 02, 2012, 07:52:40 AM »
Back in December 1972, Gerd Mueller raised eyebrows across Europe and the entire football world by overtaking the record of 76 goals within a calendar year established in 1958 by Brazilian legend Pele.

Mueller finished with the astonishing total of 85 goals scored for Bayern Munich and West Germany.

Many observers thought this record would never be broken, given the increasingly defensive nature of modern football.

The past 40 years have seen great strikers like Mario Kempes, Paolo Rossi, Gary Lineker Romario, Rivaldo and Ronaldo, but none of them have even come close to Mueller's record.

Until Lionel Messi came along

His two strikes in Barca's 5-1 destruction of Athletic Bilbao on Saturday have left him with 84 in 2012 - for Barca and Argentina - just one shy of Mueller's seemingly impregnable record.


He is dedicating every goal he scores to three week-old son Thiago.

Messi has five games in which to overtake Muller - though probably he will only need one or two.


La Liga goals 2012/13

Messi -  14 Matches 21 goals.

Ronaldo - 14 Matches 13 goals.


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Jokes Majaak / Sharry Maan Chandigarh valeya - Female Version
« on: November 10, 2012, 08:41:21 PM »
ਗੋਹਾ ਚੱਕ ਕੇ ਧਾਰ ਕੱਢਣੀ ਬੇਬੇ ਹੋਈ ਬਿਮਾਰ..
ਵੇ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਵਾਲ਼ਿਆ ਹੁਣ ਨੀ ਮੁੜ ਦੀ ਨਾਰ!!

ਹੁਣ ਤੱਕ ਘਰ ਦਾ ਕੰਮ ਜੋ ਸਾਰਾ ਨਾਲ
ਦਲੇਰੀ ਕੀਤਾ ਮੈਂ,
ਜਦੋਂ ਬੇਬੇ ਮੰਜੇ ਤੇ ਪੈ ਗੀ ਪਾਣੀ ਦਾ ਘੁੱਟ
ਨਾ ਪੀਤਾ ਮੈਂ,
ਇੱਕ ਤਾਂ ਤੇਰੀ ਯਾਦ ਸਤਾਵੇ ਦੂਜਾ ਇਹ ਘਰ ਵਾਰ
ਵੇ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਵਾਲ਼ਿਆ ਹੁਣ ਨੀ ਮੁੜ ਦੀ ਨਾਰ!!

ਕੋਠੇ ਉੱਤੇ ਮਿਤਰਾ ਮੈਂ ਵਾਲ ਸੁਕਾ ਕੇ ਬੈਠੀ ਸੀ,
ਮਿਸ ਪੂਜਾ ਦੇ ਗੀਤਾਂ  ਦੀ ਮੈਂ  ਸੀ ਡੀ ਲਾ ਕੇ
ਬੈਠੀ ਸੀ,
ਓਹ ਦੇ ਗੀਤਾ ਦਿਲ ਖੁਸ਼ ਕੀਤਾ ਵੱਸਦੀ ਰਹੇ
ਮੁਟਿਆਰ,
ਵੇ ਚੰਡੀਗੜ੍ਹ ਵਾਲ਼ਿਆ ਹੁਣ ਨੀ ਮੁੜ ਦੀ ਨਾਰ!
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munde di mbl contact list vs Kudi di mbl contact list :D:
« on: September 22, 2012, 07:07:27 AM »
:D: :D: HaHaHa :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Conductor
« on: September 10, 2012, 06:33:21 PM »
ik war ik bebe ne bus rukwa li...
conductor: bebe kithe jana?...
bebe: ve putt main ta kite ni jana...

... mera pota ronda se... ik war poooo poooo wajade.!!...
:D: :D:


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News Khabran / Aseem Trivedi
« on: September 10, 2012, 04:59:47 PM »
Cartoonist Aseem Trivedi has been sent to judicial custody till September 24. Trivedi had refused to take bail. Mumbai Police also did not seek his custody. He was produced in the court this afternoon. He will now be sent to Arthur road jail. Earlier today, Aseem said that he had no regrets for what he had said and would continue doing what he had done. He also said that government should drop all the charges against him.

aida dia kalma bahut ghatt huniya ne jehdiya inqlab layi chaldiya ne te onha cho hi ek kalam Aseem trivedi  kol hai.
Par onhu Hindustan di anni te boli rajneeti nu sheesha dkhaun de jurm ch giraftaar kar leya geya.
Te onhe v bail te jaan to nakaarta.
vadiya lagda bai k ajehe lok v ne jo desh baare sochde ne te kise muhre na jhukan vali ankh rakhde ne.
Par fer v ajehe shaksh anghaule reh jaande  :)

Haitha kujh tasveera Aseem Trivedi te usde cartoons dia.

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Jokes Majaak / Punjab de Munde
« on: September 05, 2012, 03:16:43 PM »
ਦਿੱਲੀ ਤੇ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੇ ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ 'ਚ ਕੀ ਫ਼ਰਕ ਆ...?
.
.
2 Peg ਪੀਣ ਤੋਂ ਬਾਅਦ,
.
.
ਦਿੱਲੀ ਦੇ ਮੁੰਡੇ :-- Gud Night n Sweet Dreams,
.
.
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ :-- ਹੁਣ ਦੱਸ saleya ਕੀਨੂੰ Propose ਮਾਰਨਾ...

 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Sass Nunh
« on: September 05, 2012, 03:15:31 PM »
Sass: Putt ajj to tera ehi ghar a

ajj to tu mainu maa apne sohre nu peyo te apni nanaan nu shoti bhen samjhna

Shaam nu jado ohda gharwala aunda oh kehndi

. . . . .
.
Mummy veera ageya
  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Bejtiii
« on: September 05, 2012, 03:14:13 PM »
Munda: SSA ji !! :)

Kudi (hawa karde hoye) : Do I know you -_-

Munda : na na teri aini aukaat kithe
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munda Kudi
« on: September 04, 2012, 08:39:34 PM »
Ik munda bike te ja reha c
Kudi nu dekhan de chakkar ch digh painda
Kudi-Oh My God!
        satt ta ni laggi

Munda- Na Na kamliye...!
            eh ta saada style a asi ida hi uttrida  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Vyaah di pehli raat
« on: September 04, 2012, 08:36:14 PM »
Vyaah di pehli raat

Munda - Hun dass ki karengi

Kudi-
ji hamesha pooja karangi
tuhade layi varat rakhangi
daan dayungi
te ghare sab naal pyaar naal bolangi

Munda pareshaan ho k bahar aake kehnda
saare andar chale jayo
andar satsang chalda
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munde da Romance
« on: September 04, 2012, 08:32:34 PM »
Girl:- ajj kini thand a
Boy:- jacket deva apni ?
Girl:- nahi teriya baahan ch a jaani a
Boy:-
...
... ... ... ... .........
...
,..
...
.,..
..
...
tharki sali :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Vyaah
« on: September 04, 2012, 08:30:04 PM »
Munda: Baapu mera hun padhaayi ch dil ni lagda mera ta bas vyaah kraade




Baapu: Putt teriyo marzi a ya ida rull ja ya oda rull ja  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudi da Recharge
« on: September 04, 2012, 08:28:28 PM »
Girl:-Ki Tu Mera Aashiq aa?

Boy:- Haan!!

Girl:-Chal Fer Mainu 1000 Da Recharge Kra K De..!!!!

Boy:- Saliye Mai Tera Aashiq aa Airtel Walya Da Jwaayi Nai.....
 :D: :D:D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Accident
« on: September 04, 2012, 08:25:18 PM »
A man meets an accident
with his new
Ferrari.
Policemen arrives.
Man:- (cried) Officer!
... Mah brand new
car!
.
.
Police replied:- You're
such
materialistic.
You even haven't notice
that your left
arm has been cut off.
Man-: (He looks at his left
arm and
yells.)
OMG! My Rolex watch!
 :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Maggi
« on: September 04, 2012, 08:12:04 PM »
ਤੂੰ ਕਿਆਰੀ ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਦੀ ਤੇ ਮੈਂ ਮਰੱਬਾ ਬਾਗ ਦਾ__;)
.
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 ਤੂੰ ਪਲੇਟ ਨੀ ਮੈਗੀ ਦੀ ਤੇ ਮੈਂ ਪਤੀਲਾ ਸਾਗ ਦਾ_

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

ਜੱਟੀ ਪਿਛੇ ਜੱਟ , ਤੇ ਜੱਟ ਪਿਛੇ ਜੱਟੀ ਦਾ ਪਿਓ .....  :D:

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