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Jokes Majaak / Air Hostess

« on: May 09, 2012, 04:27:30 PM »

Air India ki flight ka Pilot
announcement ke baad MIKE
OFF karna bhul gaya.
Pilot apne Co-Pilot se bola: "Main
pehle coffee piyunga, phir uss
Airhostess ko kiss karunga..."
Yeh sun ke Airhostess MIKE OFF
karne bhaagi, aur ek buddhe
passenger ke paon se takra kar
gir padi.
Buddha passenger yeh nazara
dekh bola: "Beti, araam se ja...
Suna nahi, pehle sahab coffee
piyenge

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudi te Nakhra

« on: May 09, 2012, 12:21:29 PM »

Kudi sohni hundi a DO(2) percent
te nakhra thaanme(98) hunda ae
janam unaasi(79) da hunda
te likheya unaanme(89) hunda ae
Paper chaali(40) da kardi
te dassdi satth(60) a mittro
chahide taitti(33) hunde ne
te aunde atth(8) a mittro
:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Gup Shup / Why daughters love their dad most ?

« on: May 09, 2012, 05:43:27 AM »

The reason why daughters love their Dad most is
That there is at least one man in the world who will never hurt her

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Jokes Majaak / Dad Son convo

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:15:21 PM »

A son at college wanted money...
He sent sms to his DAD...
"NO MONEY"
"NO FUN"
"YOUR SON"
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dad replied::::
"HOW SAD!
"TOO BAD!
"YOUR DAD!
:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pathan da gussa

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:14:01 PM »

Pathan: Wo jo table pe aadmi baitha hai us se hamara dushmani hai.
Dost: Table pe to 4 aadmi hain.
Khan: Wo jiski muchhein hain.
Dost: Muchhein to sub ki hain.
Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain.
Dost: Wo to sub ke safed hain
Khan ne gusse mein pistol nikala aur 3 aadmion ko maar kar bola.
Wo jo reh gaya hai usko hum nahi chhorenge
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudiya layi 2 msgz

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:12:41 PM »

Kudiya layi msg number 1

To all girls who do lots of make up...
Take it easy, its called face not drawing book :D: :D:

Kudiya layi msg number 2

Talking always in english doesnt make u a hollywood heroine....

:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Amli

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:09:55 PM »

RANG DE BASANTI movie dekh k amli nu bahut gussa aunda
Dost puchda ki hoeya gussa kyun a
Amli: yaar saleya ne poori film dikhaati Basanti ta dkhaayi hi ni

:D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Kudi de vyaah vich BF

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:07:38 PM »

Kudi de vyaah vich ohda puraana BF aaya hunda
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Saare puchde: ki tere naal hi vyaah ho reha ?
.
..
...
....
.....
......
Boyfriend: haha nahi nahi main ta semi final vich hi out ho geya c
hun Final dekhan aaya

( lol mere warga jayda soccer fan hona )
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Boy Girl

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:04:29 PM »

Boy- tusi kudiya inniya sohniya kyu hundiya?
Girl- kyunki God ne saanu apne hatha naal bnaaya
Boy- kehndi ta ain a jidda saanu mistriya kol theke te ditta c

:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Tricky Love letter

« on: May 08, 2012, 08:02:09 PM »

Read this "Love letter". It is so funny .cute ,Loving and
creative.
This is a love letter from a boy to a
girl....
However, the girl's father does not like him
and want them to stop their
relationship... ... and
So the boy wrote this letter
to the girl..
He knows that the girl's father will
definitely read this letter..
1 "The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day. When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I neverwanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married, I know that I would
find
12 life very difficult, and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. Noone is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are
not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth. You will do me a favour
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have
no
23 true love for me. Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you. Please do not think
that
25 I am still your boyfriend."
So bad!! However, before handing over the
letter to the girl,
the boy told the girl to"READ
BETWEEN THE LINES", meaning-only to read
1.3.5.7.9.11.13 .15.17.19.21.23 .25. (Odd
Numbers)

dbaara padheyo ik ik number skip karke odd numbers padheyo bass

:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Banda sharminda ho jaanda

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:56:46 PM »

Khatarnak moment-
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jado tusi apne dost nu fone karke kehnde a
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"oye saleya kameeneya kithe a tu ?
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te jawaab aave
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Putt oh ta ghare haini bahar geya :D: :D:

( mere naal 2 k baar ida ho chukkeya bass sharminda jeha ho k theek a ji keh k kattna peya phone) :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / CID dekhan wale samjh jaange

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:54:03 PM »

Great Quotes By Great Fellows:

Obama: Osama mile to use foddo!
.
Gandhiji: Hinsa achchi baat nahi, chhod do!
... .
Einstein: Samay rukta nahi to use mod do!
.
Manmohan: Gaaon ki unnati k liye unhe road do!
.
Arnold: Biceps banane ke liye unpe load do!
.
Bill gates: Windows ko unlock karne ke liye use code do!
.
ACP Pradyuman: Dekhte kya ho Daya, darwaza tod do !!

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Note: CID dekhan wale samjh jaange :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Tinku di harkat

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:50:21 PM »

Tinku nu kamm to kaddta te oh roz apne boss de ghar sahmne potty karn lag geya :D:
Tinku da dost: oye eh ki harkat karda rehnda
Tinku: BOSS nu dassna k saleya bhukha ni marda main teri naukri bina
:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Cute ladaayi :P

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:47:30 PM »

Bf : how are you sweetheart ♥

Gf : not good :(

Bf : why? Wht hapnd?

Gf : i have cold . .

Bf : wht? How?

Gf : i had ice cream. .

Bf : are you mad? I told you not to eat icecream in this rainy season. . . .
are you crazy ? ?
Look into my eyes wht the hell you think you are? Dnt you have brain? You are nt a kid . . . .
cnt you take care your self?
Stupid. . . Idiot .. . .

Gf : smiled. . . . Hugged him and said

"I LOVE YOU"

Bf : whats hapening here? Will you plz tell me . .

Gf : .i just lov whenever u scold me that's why i ate ice cream so dat you will scold me. . .♥

Bf : stupid . . .idiot. . . .huh.. ."I LOVE U TOO" :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Mini love story

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:46:06 PM »

Boy: " Dilruba "
Girl: " tu mere phone ch paisse pwa "
Boy: " Paise haini."
Girl: " Kaise haini ?"
Boy: " Mehangai a "
Girl: " Phir ajj to tu mera bhai a
:D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Munda to auto wala bhai

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:42:02 PM »

Munda: kyun bai hanuman mandir challenga ?
Autowala: Haan
Munda- Ta phir aunde hoye parsaad le aayin
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Painful but cute

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:39:51 PM »

PAINFUL BUT CUTE..!! te thoda jeha funny v lol

After 2 years of BreaKup, bOy saW his GF wd her HusbanD.

She ws rubing hr nOse on his shOulder

Boy(Smiling):- kyun ki gall ajj v rumaal bhull gayi ?

8-> 8-> 8-> 8-> 8-> 8-> 8->

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Jokes Majaak / Young Generation nu tention

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:34:16 PM »

Young generation nu sab to jayda tention kado hundi a
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Papera vich ? lol nahi
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jad oh sutte paye uthde a te mobile na labbe :D: ( tention pe jaandi k gharde msg na padh lain fata fat uthke srahna thalle kade rajaayi thalle ) :D:

Hor v kise naal ida hunda k nahi ??? :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Dhoni

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:30:11 PM »

Dhoni 30 saal da te Saakshi(dhoni di wife) 22 di
Fir v kehnda interview vich "We are school friends."
dekho kina tharki c
10th ch hoke 1st class di kudi te line maarda c

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Diamond Ring

« on: May 08, 2012, 07:25:57 PM »

Girl => Mainu apni Diamond ring de de jado tu nahi hoyenga main tenu ring dekh
dekh k yaad kareya karungi
Boy => jaanu....tu eh soch k v yaad kar hi sakdi a k kameene ne ring nahi ditti c

:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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