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« on: April 27, 2012, 09:39:10 PM »
oye hoye
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Lab geya oye
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HaHaHa
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Dhinchak Dhinchak
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Labh geya
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O Balle Balle
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Haa haa
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Labh geya
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APNE SAARE KAMM SHADD K MERI POST PADHAN WALE VEHLAD LABB GAYE :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 09:36:18 PM »
Ladki : me tere lyi sab kuch chad sakdi haan,
Ladka : maa bap ?
ladki :haan .
ladka : yar dost, bhai behan, khana pena?
ladki : haan.
ladka : serials dekhne?
Ladki : muh sambhal ke gal kar oye .
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 09:33:20 PM »
Doctor: tera weight kina ha?
Mareez: Chasme de naal 75kg.
Doctor: te chasme toh bina ?
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Mareez: oo taan mainu dikhda hi nahi.
:D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 08:42:49 PM »
Autowala: bhaji, 100 rupaye ho gaye.
Amli : 50 rupaye autowale nu de ke chal piya.
Autowala : bhaji eh taan gundagardi hoi, meter de hisab naal 100 rupaye hoye ne.
Amli : Tu v saleya ehde vich hi bethke aya hun tera kraaya v main deva
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 08:39:46 PM »
Jailer: Das faansi to pehla, akhri tamanna ki hai?
Kaidhi: Meri lattan utte te siir thale nu kar k faansi la do :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 08:37:22 PM »
(year 1960) kudiyan: Maa main ghar to bahar jaana hai ?
Maa : Nahin dhiye lok vekhange
(year 1990) kudiyan: Maa main jeans paani hai ?
Maa : nahi dhiye, loki ki kehange
(year 2012) kudiyan: Maa main mini skirt paani hai ?
Maa : Pa le dhiye kuch taa paa le
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 08:32:09 PM »
Main pagal hoon,
main gadha hoon,
main nalayak hoon,
main ullu hoon,
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aram naal hauli bolo ethe tak awaj aa rahi a :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 08:24:53 PM »
Kashmir di vaadiyan wich,
barfili hawawan wich,
jheel de kinare baithe, aashiq nu usdi mehboob ne ki keha ??
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Haramkhora jaada hero na ban, sweater pa le. :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 01:22:37 PM »
STUDENT - SIR 5+5=11 HO GAYE
MASTER - MOORKHA 5+5=10 HUNDE A 11 KIVE HO GAYE ?
STUDENT - SIR HO JAANDE A 11 KAYI VELE
MASTER - KIVE HO GAYE ?
STUDENT - SIR GALTI NAAL HO GAYE
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 01:08:06 PM »
DON NU SIRF 11 MULKA DI POLICE NI MAIN V LABBDA PEYA KYUNKI MAINU RA.ONE WALI TICKET DE PAISSE WAPAS CHAHIDE :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 12:48:20 PM »
TERI GALI VICHO LANGE TA TERA CHOBAARA NAZAR AAYA
WAAH JI WAAH
OHDA BAAPU BAHAR A K KEHNDA
SALEYA HATH PAIR TORDU JE DOBAARA NAZAR AAYA
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 12:44:10 PM »
Tinku: tere iniya sattan kyun laggiya
Pinku: ki dasas yaar kall mainu 10 jaaneya ne milke kutteya
Tinku: Fer Tu Ki Kita?
Pinku: Main Keha saleyo kalle kalle karke a jaayo
Tinku: Fer?
Pinku: fer ki kalle kalle ne fer kutteya
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 12:33:49 PM »
Result Je Changa aave
Teacher: intelligent student a
Maa: Rabb di mehar ho gayi
Baapu: Putt kihda a fer
Dost: chall bai oye theke te behne a glaasi laayie
Result Je Kharab aave
Teacher: ehda ta saara saal padhaayi ch dhyaan nahi c
Maa: agg laa de apne mbl nu laptop nu
Baapu: Tere hi laadan ne bigaadeya a
Dost: chall bai oye theke te behne a glaasi laayie
Moral: Duniya badal jaandi a yaar kade ni badalde :D: :D:
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« on: April 27, 2012, 12:00:35 PM »
KUDI KADE NI MUNDE NU PROPOSE KARDI
OH TA HIMMAT NAAL HI FASAUNI PAINDI A
HUNDI MUNDE NAALO KUDI KAAHLI
PAR BEJTI TA MUNDE NU HI KRAUNI PAINDI A :D: :D:
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« on: April 26, 2012, 10:53:13 PM »
SHARAABI PEE K SADAK TE DIGHEYA C TE POLICE WALA A JANDA
POLICE - INI KYUN PEETI C
SHARABI - SAAB MAZBOORI C
POLICE - KI MAZBOORI ?
SHARABI - BOTAL DA DHAKKAN GWAACH GEYA C
:D: :D:
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« on: April 26, 2012, 10:50:14 PM »
AMERICAN - ASIN CHAND TE PAANI TE BARF DI KHOJ KAR LAYI A
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PUNJABI - ACHA EHDA MATLAB HUN SIRD DAROO TE NAMKEEN DI JIMEVAARI SAADI A :D: :D:
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SIRF**
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« on: April 26, 2012, 10:47:17 PM »
Bhikhari - ALLAH k naam pe dedo baba
Tinku - 100 de khulle paise haige baba
Bhikhari - haan beta hai
Tinku - ta jaayo pehla inha nu kharchlo :D:
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« on: April 26, 2012, 10:43:26 PM »
ik munda hostel ch rehnda hunda
Munda - yaar dhokha ho geya
Dost - ki hoeya
Munda - yaar main gharon kitaaban li paise mangaaye c
unha ne kitaaban hi bhejtiyan :D:
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« on: April 26, 2012, 10:38:50 PM »
kudi apne bf naal ghummdi c ohda baapu dekh lainda te fone ghuma dinda
Baapu - putt kithe a
Kudi - daddy paper den aayi a
Baapu - acha putt good luck.
:D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 07:55:30 PM »
munda ghar late aaya te baapu ne pucheya kithe c ?
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munda kehnda dost de ghare c
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baapu ne munde sahmne hi
ohde 10 yaara nu fone kareya
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4 kehnde "haan uncle ure hi ciga.."
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2 kehnde "bass uncle hi oh hune hune hi geya.."
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3 kehnde "hanji uncle ithe hi a padhda peya kraama gall?" .
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1 ne ta haddh hi karti waaz badalke kehnda" haanji dasso daddy ki hoeya?"
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taahi kehnde harek yaar zaroori hi hunda
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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