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« on: April 25, 2012, 07:48:37 PM »
school di toilet ch likheya c---"Duniya chand te pahunch gayi tu hale ithe hi betha."
Tinku haithan likh aaya--- "bass dho k udhar nu hi challa"......
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 07:45:47 PM »
Maa- "Putt ki karda...???"
Beta- "kuch ni mummy padhda peya..."
Maa- "Excellent...!!!
ki padhda putt...???"
Beta- "kuch ni thodi hon wali bahuu de msgs.".....:
:D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 05:26:58 PM »
KG boy:-> MAM may i go to bathroom?
MAM:--> Nai..phele A to Z sunao phr jana ......
KG Boy:--> ABCDEFGHIJKLMN....QRS...UVWX...z
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MAM:--> P,O,T,Y kahan gai....?
BOY:-->
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Mam wo to Meri nikkar mei hee nikal gai :( :O :p
hahahahahaha :pagel: :D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 05:18:51 PM »
Ghar Se Bahar Wo Naqab Mein Nikli
Sari Gali Uski Talash Mein Nikli
Inkaar Karti Thi Wo Hamari Mohabt Se
Aur Hamari Hi Tasveer Unki Kitaab Se Nikli… :love:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 05:16:43 PM »
6 saal da jwaak:-> I love you mom !!!
Mom : awww..! I love you too!
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17 saal da munda :-> I love you mom!
Mom :-> sorry, putt haini paisse apne baapu to hi mangla
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« on: April 25, 2012, 05:14:37 PM »
Munda - Bapu ajj meri saheli da b'day aa ,
ki dewa main ohnu ??
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Bapu - wekhan ch kiwe aa kudi ??
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Munda- jma bumb aa
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Bapu - mera no. de de ohnu :p :p
bapu rocks munda shocks
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« on: April 25, 2012, 05:12:15 PM »
Facebook di chadaayi
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"Suhaag-Raat a ajj,
ghund chakkan lagga mittro..!!"
(Via iPhone 1 Min Ago)
:D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 05:07:43 PM »
** PUNJABI STUDENT DI LIFE **
Yaar rab da dita sub kujh hai:
Books hai
Notes hai
Taim hai
Mauka hai
Te hausla ta ena hai k jdo chahiye padh ke TOP kar sakde aa,
bas ek hi gal di kami aa yar.
Eh sala
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"MOOD" hi nai ban da ki kriye _____
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 05:03:56 PM »
__________ "ਹਜ਼ਰਤ ਮੁਹੰਮਦ ਨੇ ਫੁਰਮਾਇਆ " _________
__ਜਦੋਂ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਪਿਆਰ ਕਰੋ ਤਾਂ ਅਪਨੇ ਦਿਲ ਵਿੱਚ ਇੱਕ ਕਬਰਿਸਤਾਨ ਬਣਾ ਲਓ__
__________ਜਿੱਥੇ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਉਸਦੀਆਂ ਗਲਤੀਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਦਫਨਾ ਸਕੋ__________ :smile:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 04:59:23 PM »
Mere Naal zidd kadd Ke onhe 'Canada' Wale Naal Viah Karvaaya c Te ajj 12-12 Ghante Shifta Laundi aa__  : Jehdi jatt ne vyaahi c ghardeya di farmaish te oh ajj 10 Payiaan te hukam chlaundi a :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 04:55:32 PM »
Doc: kiven aa tabiyat hun ?
Bhaiya: Ji pehle se bhi zyada kharab hai...
Doc: Jo main dawaai boli c o KHA LI c ?
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Bhaiya: Nahi dawaai ki shishi to bhari hui thi..
Doc: mera matlab Dawaai Lai LI c ?
Bhaiya: Hanji.. Jo aapne dawaai likh ke di thi wo khareed li thi..
Doc: Bewkoof.. Dawai PEELI c?
Bhaiya: Nahi ji... Dawaai to LAAL thi...
Doc: o kanjra dawaai nu PEE LeYA c ???
Bhaiya: Nahi ji.. PEELIA to mujhe tha................
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 04:51:13 PM »
Kanjoos-kaaju hor lelo ji
Mehmaan-Nai Shukriya Mai Pehla Hi 4 Le Chuka Ha
Kanjus- Bhaaji Laye Ta tusi Waise 6 aa,. Khair..!! ethe kehra koi Gin Reha
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 04:48:20 PM »
Waiter: tuhada bill sir
Munda.. ah le bai card mera
Waiter: sir ah ta tuhada school da identity card a
Munda: ta phir saleyo bahar likh k majaak karde o "ALL CARDS ARE ACCEPTED"
:D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 04:44:05 PM »
Munda- I love you
Kudi- Meri jutti da number pata tenu ?
Munda- chall eh tu dafaa hoja gall haje bani ni farmaisha pehla hi shuru
:D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 04:40:50 PM »
BF GF APPAS CH
Kudi ---> Movie dekhan challiye
Munda---> othe tu mainu tenu touch karn dayungi
Kudi ---> Nahin
Munda ---> Hath v ni fadan dayungi
Kudi ---> Nahin
Munda---> chall KISS ta karange hi
Kudi ---> oh v nahin
Munda ---► chall fir apne bhayi naal hi chall ja :D: :D:
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« on: April 25, 2012, 04:33:33 PM »
jado munda kudi nu propose maarda kudi da jawaab hunda 1. Haan (bahut ghatt) 2. Nahin (chall naah ta pakkiyo a) 3. Mainu thoda jeha time chahida (kadi kadi) 4. appan dost hi theek a ( eh unha da favourite dialogue a  : ) jado kudi munde nu propose maardi a ta munde da jawaab hunda 1. Haan 2. Haanji haanji kyun ni 3. mera v ehi haal a 4. main v tenu pyaar karda :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 03:51:52 AM »
sahi a k galat a ? :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 03:49:21 AM »
Pappu curry-Chaawal Kha Raha c
Khande-Khande Ek MAKHI Baithn Lagi
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Pappu onu Udade Hue Bolya- Chal Kamli, Ee Oh
Nahi Hai Jo Tu Samajh Rahi Hai..!
Hahahaha......lolzzzzzzzzzzz
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 02:01:08 AM »
Kairan ik munda apni gf di bhen nu bahut pyaar karda c,
Par jado kudi de chache nu pata laggeya onhe munde di bhua nu goli maarti gusse vich aake
Munde da jijja kudi de maame nu daak khaane vich clerk di naukri lava dinda
te jado ladaayi vich munde te kudi de saare rishtedaar marr jaande
fir
munda kudi nu talaak de dinda
MORAL-- jo marzi likhi jaayo vehli janta ne harek kuch hi padh laina
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 22, 2012, 01:56:01 AM »
ek kudi raah ch kalli jaandi hundi
ek munda sahmneyo aunda hunda
dono jama hi naidhe naidhe a jaande
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munda side te ho jaanda te kudi lang jaandi a
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Moral: Har munda kameena nahin hunda
kudiyan ne ta bas uyin badnaam kareya saanu shareefan nu
:D: :D:
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