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Very funny punjabi lines
« on: October 06, 2008, 12:59:02 AM »
Vich canteena da sada kharcha oh karvoundi rahi.
Pizza burger pastrian te ki ki hor mangvoundi rahi.
Chuk vich aa ke gairan di hun paasa watt ke langhdi ee.
ek vaar pi leya si thanda hun 11 rupaye mangdi ee.

Main vi keha usnu ke 15 da tainu juice pilaaya,5 rupaye de samose.
6 rupaye da nimbu lemon,30 rupaye de dosey.
3 rupaye cha de vi ehna ch paiseya vich jod devi.
APNE 11 CUT KE tu MERE 48 MOD DEVI......
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2008, 11:47:25 AM »
 hih hih hihchal bill nu income tax vich shpow karde ..i think rebate jarror mille gyi
girlfriend expense vich pa k..fir sara saal gst diyian cheques auann giyian
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2008, 12:40:13 PM »
 hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2009, 05:50:08 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

This was sick...  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2009, 11:46:00 AM »
 =D> =D> =D> =D> =D> =D>
yaari dosti pakki kharcha aapo aapna
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2009, 11:48:13 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #6 on: May 20, 2010, 01:17:53 PM »
ਜੀਪਾਂ ਰੱਖੀਆਂ ਲੰਡੀਆਂ ਰੰਗ ਕਰਕੇ ਖ਼ਾਖੀ, ਮਾਰਾਂ ਗਿੱਟੇ ਭੰਨ ਦੀ ਯਾਰਾਂ ਦੀ ਹਾਕੀ,
ਜਰਕਦੀਆਂ ਫਿਰ ਹੱਡੀਆਂ ਜੱਟ ਜਿੱਥੇ ਜੜਦਾ, ਹਿਟਲਰ ਬਣ ਗਿਆ ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਨੀ ਤੇਰੀ ਰਾਖੀ ਕਰਦਾ
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2010, 12:50:28 AM »
LoL.

Yams Missin his gf...

Heer gayee peke
Yamla motor te dhup seke.
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2010, 01:10:52 AM »
hahahah i read that somewhere so nice hahhha
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2010, 02:52:30 AM »
Haha its too funny.
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2010, 07:29:27 AM »
 :laugh:  :okk:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2010, 07:33:00 AM »
 :okk: :okk: :okk: :okk:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #12 on: May 24, 2010, 07:38:35 AM »
 :tongue:  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2010, 02:40:18 PM »
yamla 48 da check mangda  :happy:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2011, 02:37:35 PM »
Shayari by Doctor:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han
Meri vohti uthe nurse hai
Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai
Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2011, 02:56:52 PM »
Quote from: Grenade Singh on February 26, 2011, 02:37:35 PM
Shayari by Doctor:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han
Meri vohti uthe nurse hai
Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai
Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

what a line bro haha  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #16 on: August 20, 2011, 09:29:17 PM »
Quote from: Grenade Singh on February 26, 2011, 02:37:35 PM
Shayari by Doctor:

Jis hospital da mein doctor han
Meri vohti uthe nurse hai
Kinna ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai
Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.
that's why mai doctor nai banana...lol jk
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2011, 03:27:38 AM »
boht sohna likhea yamle..

waise mai ik read kite c kite i dnt knw kithe kita c

jinna time tere piche gwaaya
ohna time je padey hunde
mitran ne DC lagg jana c..
maapeya de aakhe lagg je vyah karvaya hunda.
hun nu 2-4 jwaaka de peo ban jana c..
jinne da petrol tere piche fookea
ohne da tan mitran da petrol pump lagg jana c :hehe:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #18 on: January 30, 2012, 03:23:56 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D: mod dite k nai ferrr...  :D: :D: :D:
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Re: Very funny punjabi lines
« Reply #19 on: January 30, 2012, 05:52:07 AM »
heheheheh ..chakki chal fatte veere
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