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Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« on: July 30, 2010, 10:15:29 AM »
Vich canteena de sada kharcha oh karvaundi rahi,
Pizza burger pastrian te ki ki hor magvaundi rahi..
Chuk vich aa ke gairan di hun paasa watt ke langhdi ae,
ik waar pi leya si thanda hun 11 rupaye mangdi ae

Main v keha usnu ke 15 da tainu juice pilaaya, 5 rupaye de samose
6 ruapye da nimbu lemon, 30 rupaye de dose,
3 rupaye chah de vi enha ch paiseya vich jod devi
APNE 11 CUT KE tu MERE 48 MOD DEVI.......

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Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« on: July 30, 2010, 10:15:29 AM »

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2010, 10:42:47 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2010, 10:43:32 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: funny

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2010, 10:47:54 AM »
fir ditey ouney ya nai :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #4 on: July 30, 2010, 11:14:30 AM »
kithe nhi ditey onye

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #5 on: July 30, 2010, 11:18:19 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2010, 11:23:07 AM »
eni doongi soch rakhda banda, eh engineer banu ji vadda hoke

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2010, 11:25:24 AM »
haah ki pata

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #8 on: August 01, 2010, 03:02:59 AM »
No he should be CA :loll:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2010, 03:08:10 AM »
Ha ha ha :laugh: . . . . .eda matlab gf banaun te saara hisaab kitaab likh k rakh lavo :hehe:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2010, 03:25:06 AM »
ਕੁੜੀਆਂ talking to each other ABt Me...
ਯੇਹ ਜੋ amirtsar ਕੇ ਲੜਕੇ ਹੈਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਵੈਲੀ ਹੈਂ !!
ਯੇਹ ਨਾ ਸੁਬਾਹ ਸੁਬਾਹ ਚਾਏ ਕੇ ਸਾਥ ਪਤਾ ਨਹੀ Black Black ਸਾ ਕਿਆ ਖਾਤੇਂ ਹੈਂ ? (ਅਫੀਮ)
ਫਿਰ ਸਾਰਾ ਦਿਨ ਆਂਖੇ ਲਾਲ ਕਰਕੇ White Night Suit (ਕੁਰਤਾ-ਪਜਾਮਾ) ਪਾ ਕੇ
ਦੂਧ ਵਾਲੇ BIKE (Bullet) ਪਰ ਸਾਰਾ ਸਾਰਾ ਦਿਨ ਗੇੜੀਆਂ ਲਗਾਤੇਂ ਰਹਤੇ              :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2010, 02:01:18 PM »
 :laugh: fir pase mude ke nahi  :loll:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2010, 02:22:14 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: =D> =D> :love: :love:

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2010, 09:26:58 PM »
kanjoos ho gea lagda 22

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Re: Veryyy funny punjabi lines...
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2010, 05:57:35 AM »
kudi da reply eh hon : jad koi hor tere warga bakra (munda) mil geya ohde kolo le k tenu maud dau........... na bakreya da ghaat a na paiseya di lol

 

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