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Gup Shup / a new thing
« on: March 27, 2010, 01:57:24 AM »
A NEW THING





IF WE CANNOT LOVE THE PERSON WHOM WE SEE,... HOW CAN WE LOVE GOD,WHOM WE CANNOT SEE ? - MOTHER THERESA .








IF YOU WIN YOU NEED NOT EXPLAIN .......... BUT IF YOU LOSE YOU SHOULD
NOT BE THERE TO EXPLAIN - ADOLPH HITLER






IF YOU START JUDGING PEOPLE YOU WILL BE HAVING NO TIME TO LOVE THEM - MOTHER THERESA




I'M NOT IN COMPETITION WITH ANYBODY BUT MYSELF...... .... MY GOAL IS TO BEAT MY LAST PERFORMANCE - BILL GATES




DON'T COMPARE YOURSELF WITH ANYONE IN THIS WORLD....... IF YOU DO SO, YOU ARE INSULTING YOURSELF - ALEN STRIKE .





NEVER EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO ANYONE...... .BECAUSE THE PERSON WHO LIKES YOU DOES NOT NEED IT.........AND THE PERSON WHO DISLIKES YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT - AUTHOR UNKNOWN





THE DREAM IS NOT WHAT YOU SEE IN SLEEP......DREAM IS WHICH DOES NOT LET YOU SLEEP. - DR. ABDUL KALAM (Former President of the Republic of India)





NO MAN IS RICH ENOUGH TO BUY HIS PAST - - OSCAR WILDE





IF YOU WANT REAL PEACE,.... DON'T TALK TO YOUR FRIENDS,...TALK WITH YOUR ENEMIES - MOTHER THERESA






WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST,..... WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR






EVERYONE THINKS OF CHANGING THE WORLD,...... . BUT NO ONE THINKS OF CHANGING HIMSELF . - - - LEO TOLSTOY







I WILL NOT SAY I FAILED 1000 TIMES,...... .. I WILL SAY THAT I DISCOVERED
THERE ARE 1000 WAYS THAT CAN CAUSE FAILURE. THOMAS EDISON







NEVER BREAK FOUR THINGS IN YOUR LIFE,

a) TRUST,
b) PROMISE,
c) RELATIONSHIP and
d) HEART




BECAUSE WHEN THEY BREAK THEY DON'T MAKE NOISE BUT PAIN A LOT - CHARLES






IN A DAY, WHEN YOU DON'T COME ACROSS ANY PROBLEMS YOU CAN BE SURE THAT YOU ARE TRAVELLING IN A WRONG PATH - SWAMI VIVEKANANDA :




THREE SENTENCES FOR GETTING SUCCESS:

A) KNOW MORE THAN OTHER
B) WORK MORE THAN OTHER
C) EXPECT LESS THAN OTHER - WILLIAM SHAKESPEAR









LOVE YOUR JOB BUT NEVER FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR COMPANY BECAUSE YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN IT STOPS LOVING YOU - DR. ABDUL KALAM







IF SOMEONE FEELS THAT THEY HAD NEVER MADE A MISTAKE IN THEIR LIFE,THEN IT MEANS THEY HAD NEVER TRIED A NEW THING IN THEIR LIFE - ALBERT EINSTEIN

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Jokes Majaak / Re: high level insult
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:40:45 PM »
kiu nahi samj aya :nurse:

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Jokes Majaak / Pappu
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:11:05 AM »
Ik Accident Hoyea.
Bahut Bheed Ho Gyi.
Pappu Nu Agge Jaa Ke Dekhan Da Rasta Nai C Mil Reha.
Cleaver Pappu: Haye Oye Mere Bapu Da Accident Ho Giya.
Sari Bheed Ne Pappu Layi Raah Chadd Dita.
Pappu NE Agge Jake DEkheya

"KUTTA MAREYA PIYA C"    :hehe: :superhappy:

Please avoid using word Santa. Thanks.

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Jokes Majaak / more indian humour
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:10:15 AM »
More Indian Humour :)

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1. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4
minute song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
own production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four
hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film
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One S/W engineer + No work = Many Such Jokes (forwards )...........!!!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Ik reporter ik zakhhmi to puchhda....
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:09:11 AM »
Ik reporter ik zakhhmi to puchhda....


Reporter-----Jab bomb gira.......... kya wo phat geya

tha..????  8->


Zakhhmi gusse naal  ------Nahi bomb chal kar mere paas

aya aur pyaar se bola thaaaa... :dumlak: :laugh:

 

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Jokes Majaak / shrarti dimaag
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:08:06 AM »
shrarti dimaag

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madam : main tere sir cho shararti dimaag kad lena

student : madam ji aa mere dhid chopathri v kad dayio

madam : chal principl kol

student : chalo par dard ni hoi chaidi .
 

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / high level insult
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:07:23 AM »
Aik bacha park me bench pe betha 1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas betha 1 admi bola:
Jo ziada metha khate hen wo jldi mr jate hen.
Boy: apko malum he mere dada ki age 106 sal thi.
Man: wo metha kam khate honge.
Boy: nhi,
Wo apne kam se kam rakhte they.. :hehe:

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Love Pyar / Re: A Boy prpsd a grl
« on: January 20, 2010, 08:00:53 PM »
 :superhappy:

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Love Pyar / Re: Keys To Your Heart
« on: January 20, 2010, 08:00:05 PM »
nice..

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 :dumlak:

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Shayari / Re: Kar ke gussa ......
« on: January 14, 2010, 10:40:41 AM »
 :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Shayari / Re: Chand se thori matti lo
« on: January 14, 2010, 10:38:05 AM »
 :superhappy:

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Shayari / Re: 4 All Pj Members Plz Everyone Read.....
« on: January 14, 2010, 10:36:32 AM »
 :pjrocks:

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PJ Games / Re: WhaT Will U MaKe D perSoN abOve In Ur WeDdIng ..
« on: January 13, 2010, 11:17:43 AM »
guest 8->

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ਸੁਪਨੇ ਤਾਂ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਬਹੁਤ ਸਾਰੇ ਦੇਖਦਾ ,
ਪਰ ਹੁੰਦਾ ਪੂਰਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ।
ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦੇ ਸਫਰ ਵਿੱਚ ਦੋਸਤ ਤਾਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਮਿਲਦੇ,
ਪਰ ਦਿਲੋਂ ਬਣਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ।
ਚਿਰਾਗ ਤਾਂ ਸਾਰੇ ਰੌਸ਼ਨੀ ਕਰਦੇ ਨੇ,
ਪਰ ਦਿਲ ਦੇ ਹਨੇਰੇ ਦੂਰ ਕਰਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ।
ਕੋਈ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਗਲਤੀ ਤਾਂ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਕਰਦਾ,
ਪਰ ਗਲਤੀ ਕਰਕੇ ਮਂਨਣ ਦੀ ਹਿੰਮਤ ਕਰਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ।
ਸੁੱਖ ਵੇਲੇ ਤਾਂ ਬਹੁਤ ਦੋਸਤ ਬਣਦੇ ,
ਪਰ ਦੁੱਖ ਵੇਲੇ ਨਾਲ ਖਡ਼ਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ।
ਵਾਇਦੇ ਤਾਂ ਦੂਜੇ ਨੂੰ ਜਾਨ ਦੇਣ ਦੇ ਹਰ ਕੋਈ ਕਰ ਦਿਂਦਾ,
ਪਰ ਲੋਡ਼ ਪੈਣ ਤੇ ਜਾਨ ਦਿਂਦਾ ਕੋਈ ਕੋਈ।

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ਕਮਲਿਆ ਮਨਾ ਗੱਲ ਦਿਲ ਤੇ ਨਾ ਲਾਇਆ ਕਰ ।
ਬਦਲੇ ਜਦ ਮੌਸਮ, ਤੂੰ ਵੀ ਬਦਲ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰ ।

ਪਾਸੇ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਵਾਂਗੂੰ ਦੇਖੀ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰ ਹਾਦਸੇ,
ਐਵੇਂ ਨਾ ਹਰ ਹਾਦਸੇ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ ਗੁਜ਼ਰ ਜਾਇਆ ਕਰ ।

ਜਦ ਆਪਣੀ ਗੁਲਾਮੀ ਦਾ ਪਰਿੰਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਰੰਜ ਨਹੀਂ,
ਤੂੰ ਜੰਗਲ ਨੂੰ, ਨਾ ਮੁਕਤੀ ਦੇ ਗੀਤ ਸੁਣਾਇਆ ਕਰ ।

ਹੋਵੇ ਜੇ ਵਖਤ ਬੁਰਾ, ਜਖ਼ਮ ਫੁੱਲ ਵੀ ਦੇ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਨੇ ,
ਸੰਭਲ ਕੇ ਮਹਿਕਾਂ ਦੀ ਨਗਰੀ ਪੈਰ ਪਾਇਆ ਕਰ ।[/color]

ਜੋ ਠੋਕਰ ਦੇ ਕਾਬਲ ਵੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਸੀ, ਦੇਵਤਾ ਹੋ ਗਿਆ,
ਨਾ ਪੱਥਰ ਤਰਾਸ਼ ਕੇ, ਮੰਦਰ ਸਜਾਇਆ ਕਰ ।

ਜੋ ਟਿਮਟਿਮਾਵੇ, ਐਵੇਂ ਭੁਲੇਖਾ ਜੁਗਨੂੰਆਂ ਦਾ ਪਾਵੇ ,
ਐਸੇ ਖੋਟੇ ਖ਼ਰੇ ਦੀ, ਨਾ ਤਾਸੀਰ ਅਜਮਾਇਆ ਕਰ ।

ਤੇਰੇ ਸ਼ਹਿਰ ਵਿੱਚ, ਹੈ ਨਜ਼ਰਬੰਦ ਰੌਸ਼ਨੀ,
ਨਾ ਖੁਦ ਜਲਿਆ ਕਰ, ਨਾ ਦੀਪ ਜਲਾਇਆ ਕਰ

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PJ Games / Re: IK HOR NAVE GAME (Chon Nishan)
« on: December 28, 2009, 11:52:47 PM »
kikar :loll:

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Fun Time / Re: ***Santra Kha Ke***
« on: December 28, 2009, 11:40:48 PM »
tuhada post mein read kita santra kha k ji 8-> 8->

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Fun Time / Re: Most Romantic Dialouges
« on: December 28, 2009, 11:36:52 PM »
mein sirf tuhanu piyar kardi han  8->

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Love Pyar / Re: Love Is
« on: December 23, 2009, 08:56:59 PM »
god :rabb:

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