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more indian humour
« on: January 27, 2010, 11:10:15 AM »
More Indian Humour :)

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1. SSC + HSC + BCOM + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park.
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4
minute song in Hindi movie.
7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
own production company = Kajol
8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR.
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four
hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One sooraj Barjataya Film
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One S/W engineer + No work = Many Such Jokes (forwards )...........!!!!

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more indian humour
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