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Topics - σн мαん gαω∂ Jค┼┼ ƒєя αgєуα
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« on: May 15, 2012, 07:56:03 PM »
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ki tusi σн мαн gαω∂ נαтт ƒєя αgєуα nu milna chahndiya ?
Result’s
Yes - 2%
No - 1%
Supne na dkhaayo saadi inni kismat kithe - 97%
Thanks kudiyo sachi tusi pehla kade kyu nahi dasseya ? :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 07:48:50 PM »
Teacher: galti hon to baad maafi mangan vale nu ki kehnde a ?
Student: Samjhdaar
Teacher: je galti na hove te koi fer v maafi mange onhu ki kehnde a ?
Student: BOYFRIEND
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 07:15:05 PM »
Kudi: Tu mere ch ida da ki dekheya jehda tenu mere naal pyaar ho geya ?
Munda: Darling haje kithe kuch dekheya , dekhan li ta tenu pyaar keeta
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 07:11:48 PM »
Bande di kamyaabi ohdi pehli girlfriend di wajah naal hundi a
te
ohdiya baaki girlfrienda ohdi kamyaabi di wajah naal hundia
:D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 07:02:19 PM »
Things in boys room before marriage
Perfumes,
Love letters,
Gifts,
Friendship Bands,
Cards &
iphone 4s
After Marriage
Painkillers,
Loan papers,
Unpaid bills &
Nokia 1100
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 06:59:35 PM »
Dear Girls
If a guy pause his PLAYSTATiON just to text you back.
Marry him!
Dear boys,
If a gurl ruins her wet NAiLPOLiSH just to text you back!
Marry her!
:pagel:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 06:32:18 PM »
what is the different between Stress, Tension, Panic!
Stress when wife pregnant..
Tension when GF pregnant..
Panic when both r pregnant..
:D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 06:30:18 PM »
Kudi: Na shedo ladkiyon ko paap hoga
kall tu v kisi haseena ka baap hoga
Munda: Khuda kare teri baat sachi ho
jo mujhe daddy kahe woh teri hi bachi ho
:D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 06:26:57 PM »
Kudi: jaanu kall mera Bday a
Munda: ok darling advance ch Happy Bday
Kudi: gift ki dayenga
Munda: ki chahida
Kudi: RING
Munda: ring ta maar doonga par chakki na balance agge haini
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 06:24:00 PM »
Ajkall di kudiyan di dress
itho less
utho less
kade sleeveless
kade backless
te je koi munda ghoor k dekh lave ta oh
sala characterless
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 06:16:03 PM »
1 kudi road te khadi c
1 munda bike te ja reha c
oh u turn maarke onhu puchda pachaaneya mainu
kudi- Nahi
Munda- Bevkoofe hune ta hale tere sahmneyo lang k geya
:D: :D:
haiga ta bakwaas jeha hi joke a mainu ta aap ni haasa aaya enhu padhke :D:
eh sirf thonu dassan li a k bakwaas joke v hunde a :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 06:12:02 PM »
Your Ex-GirlFriend Asking If u Can Still Be Friends After A Break-Up..
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It is Like..
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A Kidnapper Telling U To Keep In Touch.!
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 11:24:54 AM »
Teacher Munde nu : How many planets are there ?
Munda: Mars, Venus, Jupiter
Munda: aaa aaa
Teacher: Hor suna ?
Munda: bass sir ji theek thaak tusi sunayo
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 11:18:16 AM »
Girl setting password with Boy-Friend sitting beside her
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boy-Friend fell off his chair Laughing Bcoz
Laptop replied: TOO SMALL
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:50:11 AM »
Girlfriend: is week roz shopping karange , next week roz movie dekhne jaamage
Boyfriend: ohde agle week roz mandir jaaya karenge
Girlfriend: Kyu?
Boyfriend: Bheekh mangan
:D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:47:31 AM »
Munda- Can i Hold your Hand?
Kudi- No!
Munda- Why?
Kudi- Bcoz it Hurts when you Leave it.
eh dekho saadi sali acting te kudiya di over acting :D: :D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:44:53 AM »
Kids Love Letter
Dear Pinky,
Love letter Bhejne ka karan hai ki mujhe tu boht pasand hai,
Tu bhi hamesha meri taraf dekhti… rehti hai, Isliye mujhe laga ki me bhi tujhe pasand hun..
Tu MATHS paper me meri help karna.
Aur Tu red ribon mat lagaya kar, kyuki tere piche wali ladki us par ink lagati hai, isliye mujhe boht gussa ata hai.
Wo mere pados me rehti hai,ink ka badla lene k liye me uske ghar ki bell baja akr bhag jata hun
Aur Tu fair & lovly lagaya kar, aur gori dekhegi. Tere pas wali Guddi na tujhse bhi gori hai lekin mujhe tu pasand hai, kyuki wo meri pencil churati hai
Letter pe agar gussa aye to mujhe wapis de dena, lekin sir ko mat dena.
Tumhara Cheeku…
:D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:36:13 AM »
Munda: I love u.
Kudi : sorry, i love someone else.
Munda sad mooh bnaake kudi val dekhke kehnda :sad: :sad:
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dassa hun teri bebe nu ? :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:32:57 AM »
je duniya ch kudiya na hon ta ?
Galiya Sunsaan
College Veeraan
Dunia Pareshan
Tanha Insan
Na Janu
Na Jaan
saare paase bass
JAI HANUMAN.. JAI HANUMAN
:D: :D:
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« on: May 15, 2012, 10:29:49 AM »
Boy: I Love you!
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I Won’t Live without u.
Girl: Hahahaha
Boy: I Will Die 4u!
Girl: Hahahahaha
Boy: I will Gift u a Gold Ring.
Girl: Awwww.. Pakka??
Boy: Hahahaha.
:D: :D: :D: :D:
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