Bai kinhu kinhu rishi kapoor di ah film chete a doordarshan te badi lagdi c eh film :D:
jinha ne india shote hundeya pinda ch doordarshan dekheya samjh jaange  :D:
kudi de 2 ghutta hundia c jehdia sada upar nu chakiya rehndia c   :D:
chete a ya nahi ??????? :D:
baaki haithan dekhlo cmmnt kar deyo :D:

http://punjabijanta.com/jokes-majaak/admi-te-tota/msg803140/?topicseen#new

grenade singh is topic ch gaala kaddke kehnda teri maa da khasam oh unbann a   pinder ne thodi bhen di keha onhu bann karta kyun ??????????????? complete gaal vala unbann uncomplete gall vaala bann kamaal a
dekhi kida shareaam gaala kadhde a oh v bejubaan janvaara de moohan cho :D: maa bhena dia gaala kadha reha  a saabat soorat grenade singh :D: main hairaan a koi ina ghir sakda te mod tamaasha dekh rahe a kyunki ohdi diti naukri naal eh guzaara karde a pj te PJ SARPANCH araam naal betha eh sab kuch dekhi jaanda :D: eh dekh k ta ida lag reha jive koi chalaak leader da ik rishwat khor pulas wala paani bhar reha hove :D:
je ehi topak main bnaaya hunda ta ithe bolti ni c band honi te hun ithe koi kusakda v ni :D: onhu tokna ta ki sama k PJ SARPANCH ne is topic ch ja k cmmnt keeta khush ho k :D:

ehde to ta ehi saabat hunda k chamche sirf tuhade ghar dia rasoyia ch hi nahi PJ te v ne :D:
Ki tusi is site te mehfoos ho mainu ta lagda ni ? :D:
Ki Saare admins mods sharam vech k maroonda khaa chukke ne ?
Jinnia lamiya takdiya gappa eh pj de intro ch shad de ne apni life enhance karo flaana karo te upro a sab kuch mil reha :D:

Asi yaar bna laye pathar de Dildaar bna laye pathar de
Ruzgaar di khaatar loka ne Avtaar bna laye pathar de
Asi dil pathar kar bethe c Loka dia chaala tak tak k
Onha pathar de dil todan layi Auzaar bna laye pathar de......

main pj de topica di majority de hsaab naal ik gall note kari a. PJ de 72 percent munde/kudiya ini depression ch kyun ne ? saari dihaadi pyaar dhokha pyaar dhokha karke bore kyun karde ne. :D:  pyaar pyaar karke rona please ghat karo yaar sir dukhda rehnda mera ta roz ahi kuch dekh k ithe :D: hamesha khudkashi dia gallan kyun ? ki eh bmaari tuhanu shuru to c ? ki is bmaari da koi ilaaz nahi is duniya te ? ki eh bmaari tuhanu poori tarah khaa chukki hai ? ki tuhada sports vall bilkul dhyaan ni ? ki tuhade dmaag vich koi gehri saajish chall rahi hai ?



hor koi jehda dukhi hove ina topica to please apne vichaar pesh kare. eh bmaari jehde india de taim naal kudiya aundiya unha vich main jaada maatra ch paayi a bcuz os taim ida de topic recent posts ch hi hunde a :D: baaki jehde mere khlaaf ne ya meri gall naal sehmat nahi ne oh v apne vichaar dayo bas main aahi jaan na chahnda is boredom da kaarn ki a ?  baaki hor dukh bathere ne zindagi ch pyaar to bina mundeya/kudiya piche rona band karo yaar :D: Naisti paayi payi a pj te :D: adhe loka da dmaag ta batth de polla ne v chakkeya a :D: mere valo ik salaah a onha li bai ik hi cheej te adhak na jaayo duniya maadhi v bashak a par sohni v badi a   na hi tusi duniya ch pehle bande/bandiya ho jinha nu dhokhe mile te na aakhri so thoda healthy rakho PJ nu najaare layo :D:

oh saade pind aayi eh ta saareya ne dasseya
jaan jaan mitran pyaareyan ne daseya
gallan ta bai kehnde keetiya batheriya
par afsos kehnde hoyia nahion teriya  :13:

Rabb jaane siro kehdi sukh la k gayi ae
piche jehe mitran de pind aake gayi ae  :huhh:

Har modh utte yaad taaza hoyi honi a
laa k kaali ainak jaroor royi honi a
mudhke ni auna kehnde soh khaa k gayi ae
piche jehe mitran de pind aake gayi ae   :waitin:

oh mera naam likhdi c sada book te
main ohda naam likheya c ik rukh te
parde de naal utto sakk la k gayi ae
piche jehe mitran de pind aake gayi ae  :huhh:

kalli kairi nahion yaaro family samait c
pind wale tobe nu oh kahi jaandi lake c
thodi bahut badal valait ja k gayi ae
piche jehe mitran de pind aake gayi ae  :pagel:

America ch light jave te power office ch call karde ne,
Japan ch jaave ta fuse check karde ne
Punjab ch chali jaave ta
bahar jaa k gwaandi di check karde a k kalli saadi gayi a k sab di gayi a
 :D: :D: :D: :D:

Girlfriend- promise kar mainu kade touch kiss karn layi force nahi karenga ?
Munda- bhene tu ghare ja tere bebe baapu fikar karde hone
 :D: :D:

Pendu pehli pehli baar jahaaz ch jaanda
Air hostess: tusi khaan vich ki layoge ?
Pendu: bhujiya te badaana
Air hostess: tu jahaaz ch aaya parbhaat fairi ch ni
 :D: :D:

Hindustan trakki kyu nahi karda-
 1. Loki biscut cha ch daboo k khaano ni hatde.
 2. Kaam chad k jhaj wekhno ni hatde.
 3. Phone te hor fer hor fer karno ni hatde.
 4. Sochde waqt sir khujano ni hatde.
 5. Pani vich pathar marno ni hatde.
 6. Cycle te beth k gaane gaano ni hatde.
 7. 1100 set (mobile) le k v tuna vjano ni hatde.
 

:D: :D:  :D: :D:

Baapu - inni raat nu kithe geya c ?
Munda - Daddy apni gf nu milan
Baapu - kis layi ?
Munda - haan daddy kiss ta batheriya layia  :D: