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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:14:30 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#008000--][span style=\"color:#008000\"][!--/coloro--]Santa to Amli: Yaar thodi jahi afeem devin kise nu deni hai. Amli: Oye afeem khake loki lende tan bahut dekhe ne par den wala tu hi milaya.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:11:08 AM »
[!--fonto:Times New Roman--][span style=\"font-family:Times New Roman\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:7--][span style=\"font-size:36pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#98fb98--][span style=\"color:#98fb98\"][!--/coloro--]Teacher: Explain Responsibility? Pappu: Madam ur blouse has 4 buttons, if 3 buttons break down the entire responsibility'll b on the 4th one[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:08:50 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...![!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:03:39 AM »
[!--fonto:Garamond--][span style=\"font-family:Garamond\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:7--][span style=\"font-size:36pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ff00ff--][span style=\"color:#ff00ff\"][!--/coloro--]Santa di saali: Jijaji 500 Rs deo agley haftey dawangi. Santa: Tu 1500 le, magar hune ge[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:01:10 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]One night Jeeto's boyfriend asked her: Darling, r u free tonight? Jeeto shouted & said: Asshole, have I ever charged u before?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 03:00:13 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]In UK, Santa & Banta saw a poster at a Police station: Two White men wanted for Rape. Santa: These bloody goraas always get the best jobs[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:59:20 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Pappu: Papa jab aap Honeymoon pe gaye the tab mein kahan tha? Santa: Putar, jaate waqt tu mere paas tha aur aatey waqt mammi ke paas[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:55:42 AM »
Doctor: I've got good news and I've got bad news. The bad news is you're showing signs of being a homosexual.
Banta: With bad news like that, what could be the good news?
Doc: The good news is I think you're cute
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:54:28 AM »
Banta to Thakur --Gabbar ney teri bhen da rape ka dita. Te oh puch rahi hai ki... Thakur: Ki puchdi hai? Banta: Puchdi hai ki Gabbar to Badla Laina hai ya payment
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:45:42 AM »
Banta goes to a Family Planning clinic for advice. He reads the notice at the enterance: 'For Family Planning Use Rear Entry' He goes back home happily
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:39:36 AM »
SAnta and Bantawere sitting outside a clinic. SANTAwas crying like
anything.
BANTA,"Why are you crying?"
SANTA replied, "I came here for blood test"
BANTA," So? Are you afraid?"
SANTA,"No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"
Hearing this the BANTA start crying.
SANTA was astonished and asked BANTA, "Why are you crying?"
BANTA, "I have come for myurine test"
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:35:23 AM »
A Bihari after coming back from a three hour long english class says:
Saala pura body headache maar raha hai
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:16:28 AM »
roz hota hai tarruf mera teri yAdoN se,
chhalakta hai noor tera meri AnkhoN se,
tadap raha hoon maiN aur ab ye Alam hai,
aur intezaar nahi hota ab meri sasoN se
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:11:58 AM »
har khushi kam hai,
tera ghum bhulAne ke liye,
ik tera ghum hi kaafi hai,
mujhe umr bhar rulane ke liye
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:06:42 AM »
sabhi nagme saz me gaye nahi jate,
sabhi log mahfil me bulaye nahi jate,
kuchh pass rah kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuchh dur rah kar bhi bhulaye nahi jaate.
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:03:57 AM »
achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
achhe log jaldi oopar jaate hain,
yeh to achha hua ki main achha nahi hua
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:02:57 AM »
paani peetaa hoon pipe se
Apple khataan hoon knife se
Apni bhi kya life hain yaaron
Jooten khataa hoon apni wife se!!!
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« on: September 24, 2007, 02:01:08 AM »
you are the reason that i am smart,
you are the person who stole my heart,
my life is short and you are the part,
I love you, i love you with true heart
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« on: September 24, 2007, 01:59:29 AM »
meri wafa ke qabil nahiN ho tum
pyar mile aise insaaN nahiN ho tum
dil kyon tum par aitabaar kare
pyar main dhoka de aise bewafa ho tum
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« on: September 24, 2007, 01:58:37 AM »
fir wahi fasaana afsaana sunaati ho,
dil ke paas hoon keh kar dil jalati ho,
beqaraar hai aatish-e-nazar nazar se milne ko,
to Fir kyon nahi pyaar jataati ho
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