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mere velly veero tey kisi bhra diya bheno ,dasso tusi darroo peen da bahana koi bomb jeha and eh bhi jaroor dass deo ki darro peen da nazara kadon tey kithey anda a .....

hun ik ik peg lao tey reply maaro thok key bruahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

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Jokes Majaak / BABA PAISE
« on: October 27, 2007, 12:17:26 PM »
1 wari 1 sadhu 1 callgirl de kol gaya...sex kita te jaan lagga...
callgirl boli..BABA PAISE...
sadhu : chal pagli...tujhse thode lunga...

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Jokes Majaak / ye you are right your wife is better''
« on: October 27, 2007, 12:16:19 PM »
[!--fonto:Garamond--][span style=\"font-family:Garamond\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Ik vaari jatt te bahman{pandit}went to a prostitute.First bahman did the job.when he came back he declared to jatt,''my wife is better''Its time for jatt to go.He came back and said ,''ye you are right your wife is better''[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

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Love Pyar / i am standing alone in the crowd
« on: October 12, 2007, 01:53:02 AM »
I am standing alone in the crowd,
Surrounded by people & music so loud.

My loneliness vanishes in a while,
As I think of U & Ur lovely smile.

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Love Pyar / I'll never be the same.
« on: October 11, 2007, 05:58:27 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ffa500--][span style=\"color:#ffa500\"][!--/coloro--]All the heartbreak
All the pain
All the words
You said in vain
& I'll never be the same.
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Love Pyar / Are you thinking of me too.
« on: October 11, 2007, 05:56:02 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]I'm sitting here, thinking of you
Thinking of all the great times we shared
And I wonder...
Are you thinking of me too.
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Love Pyar / It hurts when you love someone but they don't love you back
« on: October 11, 2007, 05:54:57 AM »
It hurts when you love someone but they don't love you back
it hurts when they only love you as a friend
it hurts when they love you but dont tell you
but the thing that hurts the most is when you both love each other but you cant have each other

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Love Pyar / i told you how much i loved you
« on: October 11, 2007, 05:54:14 AM »
I needed you so much back then
but you were never there,
i told you how much i loved you
But you did'nt even care,
& you tore my heart into pieces right then and there

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Shayari / KAID HOVE TERIYA BAVAAN DI
« on: October 10, 2007, 11:17:32 PM »
BAAH FAR K NAAL LE CHAL MAINU
BADI MITTI TAKKI TERIYA RAHAN DI
JE PYAR SAZA TA MAJUR MAINU
PER KAID HOVE TERIYA BAVAAN DI

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Shayari / very funny
« on: October 08, 2007, 02:32:25 AM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:5--][span style=\"font-size:18pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, Usse pyar karke meri kismat hi jag gayi, maine itne loveletter post kiye wo post man k saath hi bhag gayi.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

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Jokes Majaak / LIPTON di chah hai
« on: October 01, 2007, 01:24:48 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#f4a460--][span style=\"color:#f4a460\"][!--/coloro--]A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

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Jokes Majaak / What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
« on: October 01, 2007, 01:18:43 PM »
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.

The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.

Santa: I think I'll take the money

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Jokes Majaak / BLACK TIES ONLY.
« on: October 01, 2007, 01:17:40 PM »
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

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[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ffa500--][span style=\"color:#ffa500\"][!--/coloro--]Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

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Jokes Majaak / Preeto
« on: October 01, 2007, 01:11:24 PM »
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.

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Jokes Majaak / Exide laga du
« on: October 01, 2007, 12:51:04 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--fontc--][/span][!--/fontc--]

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Jokes Majaak / What's difference between man & Superman?
« on: October 01, 2007, 12:47:58 PM »
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

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Jokes Majaak / PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
« on: October 01, 2007, 12:47:09 PM »
[!--fonto:Georgia--][span style=\"font-family:Georgia\"][!--/fonto--][!--sizeo:6--][span style=\"font-size:24pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#ffa500--][span style=\"color:#ffa500\"][!--/coloro--]Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a gal
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Jokes Majaak / Pappu while filling up a form
« on: October 01, 2007, 12:43:52 PM »
Pappu while filling up a form: What should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long.....!

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Jokes Majaak / Banta: Santa u'll die.
« on: October 01, 2007, 12:41:17 PM »
Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform

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