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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:49:58 AM »
Santa apni BIBI k sath TAXI me baitha.Driver ne mirror set kiya.
Ye dekhte hi SANTA gusse me bola -"Meri BIBI ko DEKHTA hai, piche BAITH. Taxi me CHALAUNGA
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:47:57 AM »
[!--sizeo:1--][span style=\"font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]santa to his friend:yaar bari mushkil main hoon mairi Bivi mujh say aik kiss ka RS.100 laiti hay
FRIEND.Acha,yaar to baara lucky hay dosron sey woh 500aiti hai[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--] [!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:43:14 AM »
in an interview,
interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
SANTA: dhuurrrrrrrrrr..
Interviewr shouts: stop it !
SANTA: dhurr dhup dup dup dup..
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:39:11 AM »
Once Santa was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering :wait: -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:37:43 AM »
Santa car ki battery change karwane gaya ...
Mechanic - Sahab, Exide ki daal doon ?
Santa - Nahin yaar, dono side ki daal de, warna phir
problem hogi
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:36:17 AM »
Santa to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Santa= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:35:10 AM »
[!--sizeo:1--][span style=\"font-size:8pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][!--coloro:#cc0000--][span style=\"color:#cc0000\"][!--/coloro--] [!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:32:45 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]After returning back from London, santa asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:31:35 AM »
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Santa: Any great man born in this village???
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:30:06 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa ji Aapko logo ne kyu[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][a href=\"http://www.lovelysms.com/index.html\" target=\"_blank\"][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#000000--][span style=\"color:#000000\"][!--/coloro--]n mara[!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--][/a][!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--] ? Santa" yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam Se Kaha Zara Sadi Upar Karo Photo Lena Hai".[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:28:48 AM »
Santa:Bhagwan mujhe dard de,Dukh de,tention de,mujhe barbad kar de,mere piche BHoot laga de,
Bhagwan:abe sale ek line me bol ke biwi chahiye.
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« on: September 18, 2007, 05:26:43 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]Santa:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:11:28 PM »
terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 liters
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:10:58 PM »
can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a santa asks to ATM machine???????
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:10:16 PM »
]This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat a cat idiot cat buzy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat! NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:09:15 PM »
God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:08:15 PM »
Its been a rough day. I got up this morning, put on a shirt N a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase N the handle came off. I'm afraid 2 go 2 the bathroom
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:07:22 PM »
[!--sizeo:3--][span style=\"font-size:12pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--][!--coloro:#cc9900--][span style=\"color:#cc9900\"][!--/coloro--]I'm a killer, i kill people for money, but you are my friend
I KILL YOU FOR FREE !![!--colorc--][/span][!--/colorc--][!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:06:45 PM »
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
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« on: September 16, 2007, 10:06:06 PM »
Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fish is my roof.
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