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Jokes Majaak / .try to sit on a pin !!
« on: September 23, 2007, 03:52:45 AM »
Some times small things in life hurt a lot... If u dont agree with me.. then... . . .try to sit on a pin !!

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Jokes Majaak / A small kid wrote to Santa
« on: September 23, 2007, 03:52:04 AM »
A small kid wrote to Santa Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur mother

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Jokes Majaak / Scientist are trying to figure out
« on: September 23, 2007, 02:38:02 AM »
Scientist are trying to figure out how long a person can live without BRAIN ,Plzzz tell them ur age.....!![

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Fun Time / Driving Styles
« on: September 22, 2007, 06:03:00 AM »
Driving Styles ...
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window .
- Sydney
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on horn
- Japan
One hand on steering wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
accelerator...
- Boston

Both hands on steering wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror
- New York

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned
to talk to someone in back seat
- Italy

One hand on horn,
> one hand on holding gear,
> one ear listening to loud music,
> one ear on cell phone,
> one foot on accelerator,
> one foot on clutch ,
> nothing on brake ,
> eyes on females in next car,


Welcome to INDIA!!!


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Shayari / fell in love with u
« on: September 21, 2007, 04:37:45 AM »
Accidents do happen.i slip- i trip- i stumble- i fall & usually i dont care at all.but now i dont know what to do cos i slipped and fell in love with u

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Shayari / phir saari raat tumse hum kahte raheN,
« on: September 21, 2007, 04:22:16 AM »
jee chaahta hai tumse pyari si baat ho,
khaamosh taare aur lambi si raat ho,
phir saari raat tumse hum kahte raheN,
ki tum meri zindagi tum meri qayenaat ho

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Shayari / akeley mein
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:54:32 AM »
Chand par kaali ghata chaati to hogi,
Sitaron mein Chamak aati to hogi.
Tum lakh chupao Duniya se, magar akeley mein
tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to Hogi

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Shayari / Juice peene ka maza
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:53:16 AM »
Juice peene ka maza cup mein nahin, glass mein hota hai
Greeting card dene ka maza gharwali ko nahin, saali ko hota hai

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Shayari / Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri (reply plz)
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:52:24 AM »
Khush rahe tu sada yeh dua hai meri
Teri premika hi ban jaaye bhabhi teri

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Shayari / woooo funy one (hanera)
« on: September 21, 2007, 03:50:34 AM »
Teri zulfein hain ya ghana andhera
Katwa de baal, aur kar de savera

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Love Pyar / If r u in luv with someone..........Reply is must
« on: September 20, 2007, 03:43:41 AM »
If u is in love (true love) with someone (onlyone) ,plz write down his/her name in here..... If u cant write the full name,Write the first letter of his/her name ,{ For eg- If u luv Fergie -write F only instead of writin full name},  plz reply is must and take it serious , Bhorna mana hai.

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Jokes Majaak / Loving Urs
« on: September 18, 2007, 10:28:49 AM »
Come here,take off urs pants and knickers, get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied, loving urs.....toilet!

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Jokes Majaak / Ishq kitta c bade jor nall
« on: September 18, 2007, 10:20:50 AM »
Loki ishq kardey a bade zor dey nall,
Tubhi  Ishq kitta  badey zor dey  nall,
par aggey toh ishq kari thori gaur dey nall,
kyunki kall  tere wali dekhi kisi hor dey nall

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Jokes Majaak / "SMILE PLEASE"
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:10:06 AM »
A photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. u know why????? cuz He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Jokes Majaak / he Went and Kissed her.
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:08:57 AM »
Boy saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Boy:  B.Com final year"

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Jokes Majaak / Will u marry , after i die
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:07:42 AM »
Santa: Will u merry , after i die .
Wife : No i wiil live with my sister.
Wife : Will u marry , after i die
Santa: No i will also live with ur sister.

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Jokes Majaak / YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:05:56 AM »
[!--sizeo:4--][span style=\"font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\"][!--/sizeo--]SANTA bunked his office and went home and found his wife on bed with his boss.he run back and told his
coleagues :YAAR AJ TU MIEN BASS PAKAR GIA TA[!--sizec--][/span][!--/sizec--]

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Jokes Majaak / "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
« on: September 18, 2007, 06:03:49 AM »
SANTA: Prito "Ek wari I LOVE YOU keh day"
Prito: "Nahi Sharam Andi Ey"
SANTA: "Keh Day NA"
Prito: "Nahi Na"
SANTA: "Dhake To Fir Meri Bahen Nahi

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Jokes Majaak / "likhan wala stupid"
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:56:59 AM »
A guy saw a board on which it was written " padhne wala stupid".
he got irritated and wrote "likhan wala stupid"

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Jokes Majaak / Santa and banta go for a drive. . .
« on: September 18, 2007, 05:54:52 AM »
Santa and banta go for a drive. . . . Santa- OYE zara khidki ke bahar dekhi indicators working or not. . .  Banta puts his head out & says yes..No..Yes..No..Yes..No..

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