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101

Jokes Majaak / Re: Tuhadi Bhuaa nu Bakree da meat pasand a ke nahin..?

« on: June 11, 2012, 08:00:54 PM »

Kar ve dita bai sadi tah vaishnoo aa 

103

Gup Shup / Re: ki pj de munde/kudiya da dmaagi santulan ajkall vakeya theek a ?

« on: June 11, 2012, 07:36:34 PM »

Iteh kuriya munde ik dooje nu pasand karan lag jande aa...teh phir puchde aa ke ban jayo meri gf bf ..
jadh pat lag janda ke us de gal kise hor naal aa ..
jah phir gal nahin bandi phir sad ho jande aa
Kayi munde kuriya try marde ik dooje teh gal nahin bandi dil tutt he janda phir.. id karke
Kayi tah phir ke dinde main pj shad dena...
majority eh soch ke post karde rehand eke shayad mun he javee 
kadi teer ve kamaan cho nikalya vapas aya aa..
sorry sade kol sachi gal aa..jeh kise de lagi hove tah muaaf karna 

105

Jokes Majaak / Rail ho gaya..

« on: June 10, 2012, 09:33:20 PM »

mel ho gaya mel ho gaya

munde da kudi de naal mel ho gaya

Ghuman gaye jadon mele wich dono

aa gaya kudi da veer

rail ho gaya rail ho gaya

ussi wele munda othon rail ho gaya.....

Like tha kar deyo ji..

106

Jokes Majaak / ਪੱਟਣੀ kuDIi ਉਸ ਪਿੰਡ

« on: June 10, 2012, 09:30:23 PM »

ਪੱਟਣੀ kuDIi ਉਸ ਪਿੰਡ
ਦੀ ਜਿੱਥੇ ਹੋਣ
ਦੇਸੀ de ਠੇਕੇ____
ਜਦ Mein ਲੰਘਾ ਗਲੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਦੀ oH ਚੁੱਕ ਚੁੱਕ
...ਅੱਡੀਆਂ
ਦੇਖੇ ..!...


Like tah kar deyo ji..

107

Jokes Majaak / Re: Repair Ho gai..

« on: June 10, 2012, 09:24:41 PM »

Bus thora muscle paat gaye aa... iodex laa ke 2 week ch theek ho jana..

108

Jokes Majaak / New Sartaj Song!!!

« on: June 10, 2012, 09:20:49 PM »

Assi gaye Gurudware te kol car c

Uthe ja k dekhiya langgar tiyar c

Koi koi sunda c babbe di gall nu

Koi koi dekhe jalebiyan wall nu

"Sartaj" ne chukk jalebi lukko layi

Babiya ne kutt kutt uthe hi kho layi

Jalebi chukk k tan kamm kharab ho giya

Fer Sartaj Chup Chap Ho Giya

 
like tah kar layo ji..

112

Gup Shup / Re: Guess the above person having Attitude or not...

« on: June 10, 2012, 08:32:23 PM »

nahin ..

113

Forum Dehshiyat / Rules Regulations / Re: Jatti09 will be promoted to Sub Admin 2012

« on: June 10, 2012, 03:55:07 PM »

Mubaraakka ji sada special dhyaan rakheyoo, asi tuhanu he vote payi se..

114

Jokes Majaak / Re: Besharama de Nishani..

« on: June 10, 2012, 12:23:05 AM »

Quote from: Jatt♛Yamla on June 10, 2012, 12:19:26 AM

haha besharma di tolli nu hor kehre sing lage hunde aa?

bai beshraram banda harek naak bina gal toh larda ve rehanda...kyonki jeh koi bejati kar deve tah sharam ne munda..

115

Jokes Majaak / Nishani..

« on: June 10, 2012, 12:17:22 AM »

Oh kehandi main murh ke ne auna...
Usde hamdard bole inj nah kar..
phir oh chal gayi..
Phir oh tah ayi ne usdi nishani he dekhde reh gaye..

116

Gup Shup / Re: What you think??

« on: June 09, 2012, 06:51:41 PM »

I know is ch like karan vali gal ne aa..eh ik general knowledge da sawaal aa..

117

Shayari / ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...

« on: June 09, 2012, 11:59:06 AM »

ਸਾਡਾ ਦਿਲ ਧੱਕ ਧੱਕ ਕਰਦਾ ਏ,
ਜਦ ਵੇਹੜੇ ਝਾੜੂ ਮਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ ,
ਜਦ ਟੋਕਰਾ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਰੱਖ ਤੁਰਦੀ ਏ,
ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੇ ਕਹਿਰ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ,
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਥਦੀ ਪਾਥੀਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਕੁੜੇ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਇਹ ਅਰਮਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਰੱਖ ਲਏ ਡੰਗਰ ਹਾਣ ਦੀਏ
ਪੂੰਛਾਂ ਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...

Like karo nahin tah naam likho poocha teh..

119

Gup Shup / What you think??

« on: June 08, 2012, 09:30:33 PM »

Daso ji apne vichaar is bhoosaari majj bare..

120

Jokes Majaak / HEART ATTACK..

« on: June 08, 2012, 12:22:40 PM »

I wrote ur name on the sand ………… ….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ………
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart……. …….
I got a HEART ATTACK