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Jokes Majaak / Rail ho gaya..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:33:20 PM »
mel ho gaya mel ho gaya

munde da kudi de naal mel ho gaya


Ghuman gaye jadon mele wich dono

aa gaya kudi da veer

rail ho gaya rail ho gaya

ussi wele munda othon rail ho gaya.....


Like tha kar deyo ji.. :superhappy:

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Jokes Majaak / ਪੱਟਣੀ kuDIi ਉਸ ਪਿੰਡ
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:30:23 PM »
ਪੱਟਣੀ kuDIi ਉਸ ਪਿੰਡ
ਦੀ ਜਿੱਥੇ ਹੋਣ
ਦੇਸੀ de ਠੇਕੇ____
ਜਦ Mein ਲੰਘਾ ਗਲੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਦੀ oH ਚੁੱਕ ਚੁੱਕ
...ਅੱਡੀਆਂ
ਦੇਖੇ ..!...


Like tah kar deyo ji.. :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Repair Ho gai..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:24:41 PM »
Bus thora muscle paat gaye aa... iodex laa ke 2 week ch theek ho jana.. :D:

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Jokes Majaak / New Sartaj Song!!!
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:20:49 PM »
Assi gaye Gurudware te kol car c

Uthe ja k dekhiya langgar tiyar c

Koi koi sunda c babbe di gall nu

Koi koi dekhe jalebiyan wall nu

"Sartaj" ne chukk jalebi lukko layi

Babiya ne kutt kutt uthe hi kho layi

Jalebi chukk k tan kamm kharab ho giya

Fer Sartaj Chup Chap Ho Giya


 :blowout:
like tah kar layo ji..

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Jokes Majaak / Cycle teh Audi Car..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:08:06 PM »
Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,

Mainu bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi

Like kar dyeo ji kirpa karkey

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Jokes Majaak / Repair Ho gai..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:02:08 PM »
Raati Sohniya nu Milan gaye Der ho gayi ___

Der Kahdi hoyi c Saver ho gayi ___

Fer___


Fer___


Fer ki__


Bappu Dang le k Baitha c ___

Aoundiya hi Yarran di Repair ho gayi


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Jokes Majaak / Amli da Purpose..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:01:03 PM »
Amli proposd a girl-
Zarda mera gir gaya niche
pagal ha mai tere piche,

bhukki bare kush keh nai skda sakda,
tere bin main reh ni sakda,

Capsul khane chad ni sakda,
tenu dil cho kadd ni sakda,

Ishq tere da sutta lau,
tere naal hi viah karvau,

Bapu tere nu teeka la ke,
leju tenu gharo paja ke..


Like karo teh shaan vadayo ji..

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Gup Shup / Re: Guess the above person having Attitude or not...
« on: June 10, 2012, 09:32:23 PM »
nahin .. :blowout: :blowout:

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Mubaraakka ji sada special dhyaan rakheyoo, asi tuhanu he vote payi se.. :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Besharama de Nishani..
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:23:05 AM »
haha besharma di tolli nu hor kehre sing lage hunde aa?
bai beshraram banda harek naak bina gal toh larda ve rehanda...kyonki jeh koi bejati kar deve tah sharam ne munda.. :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Nishani..
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:17:22 AM »
Oh kehandi main murh ke ne auna...
Usde hamdard bole inj nah kar..
phir oh chal gayi..
Phir oh tah ayi ne usdi nishani he dekhde reh gaye.. :sad: :sad:

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Gup Shup / Re: What you think??
« on: June 09, 2012, 07:51:41 PM »
I know is ch like karan vali gal ne aa..eh ik general knowledge da sawaal aa..:D:

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Shayari / ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...
« on: June 09, 2012, 12:59:06 PM »
ਸਾਡਾ ਦਿਲ ਧੱਕ ਧੱਕ ਕਰਦਾ ਏ,
ਜਦ ਵੇਹੜੇ ਝਾੜੂ ਮਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ ,
ਜਦ ਟੋਕਰਾ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਰੱਖ ਤੁਰਦੀ ਏ,
ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੇ ਕਹਿਰ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ,
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਥਦੀ ਪਾਥੀਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਕੁੜੇ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਇਹ ਅਰਮਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਰੱਖ ਲਏ ਡੰਗਰ ਹਾਣ ਦੀਏ
ਪੂੰਛਾਂ ਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...

Like karo nahin tah naam likho poocha teh..:D:

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Jokes Majaak / BEst Love Song
« on: June 09, 2012, 12:51:15 PM »
Likhe jo khat tujhe, woh teri yaad main

Sare padh liye papa ne raat main

Savera jab hua to joote pad gaye

Woh "Fanaa" wale baal

"Ghajni" ban gaye

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Gup Shup / What you think??
« on: June 08, 2012, 10:30:33 PM »
Daso ji apne vichaar is bhoosaari majj bare.. :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / HEART ATTACK..
« on: June 08, 2012, 01:22:40 PM »
I wrote ur name on the sand ………… ….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ………
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart……. …….
I got a HEART ATTACK

 :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi ..
« on: June 08, 2012, 01:11:04 PM »
Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.

Like karo teh shaan vadayoo..

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Jokes Majaak / BiiiJLi...
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:58:41 PM »
Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

Like karo taur banayo ji ..

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Jokes Majaak / Baah te Naam..
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:53:53 PM »
Munda: Jaan i love you tera naam apni baah te likha k dil te
Kudi: edhar udhar ki likhi jaana je inna sacha pyaar karda ta apni property de paperan te likh de..



like karo apni taur banayo  :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Wahi To Kiya Tha...
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:50:08 PM »
Doctor: “Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?”
Ramu: “Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi”
Doctor: “To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete”
Ramu: “Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha“


Like karo taur banayo.. :rockon: :rockon:

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