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Messages - Junglee_Baaz

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Gup Shup / Re: Guess the above person having Attitude or not...
« on: June 10, 2012, 09:32:23 PM »
nahin .. :blowout: :blowout:

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Mubaraakka ji sada special dhyaan rakheyoo, asi tuhanu he vote payi se.. :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Besharama de Nishani..
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:23:05 AM »
haha besharma di tolli nu hor kehre sing lage hunde aa?
bai beshraram banda harek naak bina gal toh larda ve rehanda...kyonki jeh koi bejati kar deve tah sharam ne munda.. :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Nishani..
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:17:22 AM »
Oh kehandi main murh ke ne auna...
Usde hamdard bole inj nah kar..
phir oh chal gayi..
Phir oh tah ayi ne usdi nishani he dekhde reh gaye.. :sad: :sad:

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Gup Shup / Re: What you think??
« on: June 09, 2012, 07:51:41 PM »
I know is ch like karan vali gal ne aa..eh ik general knowledge da sawaal aa..:D:

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Shayari / ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...
« on: June 09, 2012, 12:59:06 PM »
ਸਾਡਾ ਦਿਲ ਧੱਕ ਧੱਕ ਕਰਦਾ ਏ,
ਜਦ ਵੇਹੜੇ ਝਾੜੂ ਮਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ ,
ਜਦ ਟੋਕਰਾ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਰੱਖ ਤੁਰਦੀ ਏ,
ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੇ ਕਹਿਰ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ,
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਥਦੀ ਪਾਥੀਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਕੁੜੇ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਇਹ ਅਰਮਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਰੱਖ ਲਏ ਡੰਗਰ ਹਾਣ ਦੀਏ
ਪੂੰਛਾਂ ਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...

Like karo nahin tah naam likho poocha teh..:D:

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Jokes Majaak / BEst Love Song
« on: June 09, 2012, 12:51:15 PM »
Likhe jo khat tujhe, woh teri yaad main

Sare padh liye papa ne raat main

Savera jab hua to joote pad gaye

Woh "Fanaa" wale baal

"Ghajni" ban gaye

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Gup Shup / What you think??
« on: June 08, 2012, 10:30:33 PM »
Daso ji apne vichaar is bhoosaari majj bare.. :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / HEART ATTACK..
« on: June 08, 2012, 01:22:40 PM »
I wrote ur name on the sand ………… ….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ………
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart……. …….
I got a HEART ATTACK

 :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi ..
« on: June 08, 2012, 01:11:04 PM »
Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.

Like karo teh shaan vadayoo..

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Jokes Majaak / BiiiJLi...
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:58:41 PM »
Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

Like karo taur banayo ji ..

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Jokes Majaak / Baah te Naam..
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:53:53 PM »
Munda: Jaan i love you tera naam apni baah te likha k dil te
Kudi: edhar udhar ki likhi jaana je inna sacha pyaar karda ta apni property de paperan te likh de..



like karo apni taur banayo  :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Wahi To Kiya Tha...
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:50:08 PM »
Doctor: “Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?”
Ramu: “Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi”
Doctor: “To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete”
Ramu: “Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha“


Like karo taur banayo.. :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / I Love U!
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:46:54 PM »
Pappu: College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl: Ruk Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pappu: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai...

Like jaroor karo taur banayo ji.. :excited:

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Unforgettable day for sikhs and us...rabha pappiya nu sajjan den da mauka deyi..

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Request / Re: Request Video Of The Day
« on: June 06, 2012, 02:54:36 AM »
Jande Sajna Nu - Ranjit Rana - Album Yakeen - Brand New Punjabi Songs Full HD


PLAYED

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Birthdays / Re: happy birthday noxious sis ji
« on: June 05, 2012, 04:37:27 PM »
happy Birthday Noxii  :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout: :blowout:

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This was unexpected lol but thank you judges :) Also, special thanks to people who voted for me..yeah...all 7 of you lol and everyone who liked my shoes.

Congratulations to ankhi and admin saab
Bahut thakka kita aa...real ne jitti tah critics kolo sifarish pawaa ke jit gaii...ankhi was straigt winner from every side..
but chalo kaljug aa..and yeah this is coming from ur honest friend  :D: :D:

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Shayari / Ayashii
« on: June 05, 2012, 02:44:48 PM »
Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha

Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”

Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”

Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“


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Gup Shup / Re: Bye PJ I am Leaving Forever. :hehe:
« on: June 05, 2012, 02:21:06 PM »
aukha hi aa  :loll:
tusi ta baale chupe-rustam nikle.. ajj pata laga  :laugh:
oh vali gal kehani payi mainu pata 80 % oh reason hunda a ji.. :D: :D: jehde karke tusi mainu rustam kehande aa. :D:

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