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Jokes Majaak / Kena Farak ya ........
« on: October 05, 2011, 12:43:16 AM »
kudi jyada hasse taa
She is cheerful..

je munda jyada hasse

kudi mitha bole taa
She iz charming

- Munda mitha Bole taa
Flirt karda sala

kudi shoping kre taa
She is trendy

- Munda shoping kare taa
peo de paise khraab krda

Kudi Group naal turdi hai taa
It is group

- Munda group nal turda taa
vekh kanjar kiwen GANG bnayi firde aa :P  :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:  :loll: :loll: :loll:

Jokes Majaak / Breakup Story
« on: October 05, 2011, 12:40:00 AM »
!!..Breakup Story..!!

Girl : Hi Baby ^.^
Boy : Hi My lovely .. (Sending failed)

Girl : Are u here?
Boy : Yes Yes im here (Sending failed)

Girl : Are u ignoring me or what!!!
Boy : Honey im not... Im right here...(Sending failed)

She: It s over; dont u ever talk to me again!
Him : Damn ! Go to hell :x ( Message sent ) :-P .... :D: :D: :D: :D:

Gup Shup / 38 fings that gals shud knw bout boyzz ...
« on: September 28, 2011, 04:38:15 AM »
1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're going for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.
[Which almost never works]

6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a bitch-------- GOODBYEEE.

9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

11. Don't kick a guy in the crotch. Really, don't. It hurts, A LOT. And plus, its humiliating.

12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

14. Guys love it when you play with their hair.

15. Guys use words like hot or sexy to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole hell of a lot.

16. No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it, can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

22. If you ask us to be honest, dont get mad if we are, and you just dont like our answer.

23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

26. When a guy tells a girl that they have a secret, It is usually about a girl. The girl the guy told knows the other girl.

27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

28. Guys think its pretty cool when a girl knows everything about something we like. But its even cooler when they want to know about something we like.

29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing, but somehow are drawn even more to them.

30. Dont say , "Im right because im a girl." Because its not true. If that was true, then The Bengals would have won the super bowl.

31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

Just because ONE is a jackass doesn't mean he represents ALL of them.

33. Just like you don't like us talking about our ex girlfriends, don't talk about your exes either. It sucks.

34. Don't say things like, "Ive given up on guys. They're all pricks. They're all the same." Because we aren't, and never will be.

35. Guys love neck rubs. And if he lets you keep doing it, it means that he really likes you, or his neck really hurts.

36. When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

37. Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you when you were dating, he probably still does. And if he had one wish, it would be you to come back into his life.

38. Guys are just a self-conscious as you are. So don't talk about that guy over there with the huge muscles. it just makes us feel smaller. (Unless we are the dude with the muscle.)

Funny Videos / Two And a Half Men - Banana cream pie
« on: September 22, 2011, 07:26:11 AM »
Two And a Half Men - Banana cream pie (The video's owner prevents external embedding)

I LOVE THIS SHOW....... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Two And a Half Men - I waxed your car (The video's owner prevents external embedding)

Jokes Majaak / Apka naam....
« on: September 20, 2011, 08:31:37 AM »
Boy---> hello, apka
naam kya he ?
Girl---> mujhe sab 'DIDI' kehte he
Boy---> wow! What a coincidence
mujhe sab 'JIJA JI' kehte he :D: hahaha  :D:

Jokes Majaak / punjabi rap....
« on: September 20, 2011, 08:05:02 AM »
ਨੀ ਤੂੰ ਨਾ ਭੇਜੇ scrap
ਹੁਣ ਸੁਨ ਮੇਰਾ rap
ਜਰਾ ਖੋਲ ਕੇ ਤੂੰ ਕੱਨ
ਨਹੀ ਬੂੱਥੀ ਦਉ ਭੰਨ,
pj ਉੱਤੇ ਕਿਹੜੇ ਅੰਬ ਭਾਲਦੀ
ਮੈਨੂ ਛੱਡ ਹੋਰਾ ਤੇ ਲਾਇਨ ਮਾਰਦੀ ,
ਤੇਰੀ ਹਰ ਕਰਤੂਤ ਦੇ ਮਿਲ ਗਏ ਸਬੂਤ
ਹੁਣ ਤੇਰੀ ਮੇਰੀ ਬੱਸ ਜਿਥੇ ਮਰਜੀ ਤੂੰ ਨੱਸ.... :D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / Boy to Girl......lolz
« on: September 20, 2011, 07:56:10 AM »
Boy:Tu Nhandi nhi?

Girl:Main te rooj nhandi a

BOY:Lagda te nhi


BOY:Deakheya nhi KAdi.. :D: :D: :D:

wase ene ve gal ne se jene bana k beh gaye ya.......

Jokes Majaak / Pinky" Oh Kedhi________?? MOGE AALI......
« on: September 20, 2011, 07:46:37 AM »
Jive Maruti Nu,,,Zen fail Kar Gai.......!!
Jive Samsung Nu,,,, Nokia Fail Kar Gai..........!!
Jive Aishwarya Nu,,,, Katrina Fail Kar Gai ......!!

Eda Ta
Sahiba Te Heer V Boht Sohnia C Par......

Ehna Nu "Pinky" Oh Kedhi________?? MOGE AALI


Jokes Majaak / wrong number....
« on: September 20, 2011, 07:39:47 AM »
BOY___ Kida sohneyo main thoda ashiq bolda
Girl_ve tu happy bolda ??

BOy_han par tenu kive pta
Grl_ve tu bhole da munda bolda ??

BoY_Han par tenu kive pta
Girl_ve tu sangrur tn bolda

Boy_han par tenu kive pta
Girl___ve kanjra main teri bhen boldi aa,
ghre e phone laayi baitha tu_____________ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / A child never seen his hips....
« on: September 16, 2011, 11:45:37 AM »
A child never seen his hips.

1 day his teacher beat him on hips..

He came back home n see his hips in d mirror & said
"Baap le, 2 tukle kal diye" ..... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Fun Time / Boys Will be Boys....must watch video....lolz
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:19:06 AM »
Boys Will be Boys.mpg

 :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / Kaku te Teacher....
« on: September 15, 2011, 07:10:03 AM »
Teacher. kaku ਨੂੰ :- ਤੂੰ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਕੀ ਕਰੇਂਗਾ____?
kaku :- ਵਿਆਹ

Teacher:- ਨਹੀਂ,ਮੇਰਾ ਮਤਲਬ ਕੀ ਬਣੇਂਗਾ?
kaku :- ਲਾੜਾ
Teacher :- ਓ,ਮੇਰਾ ਮਤਲਬ ਆ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਕੀ ਹਾਸਲ ਕਰੇਂਗਾ?
kaku :- ਘਰਵਾਲੀ

Teacher :- IDIOT ਮੇਰਾ ਮਤਲਬ ਵੱਡਾ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਮਾਂ-ਬਾਪ ਲਈ ਕੀ ਕਰੇਂਗਾ?
kaku :-ਨੂੰਹ ਲਿਆਊਂਗਾ

Teacher :- stupid ਤੇਰੇ ਬਾਪੂ ਜੀ ਤੇਰੇ ਤੋਂ ਕੀ ਚਾਹੁੰਦੇ ?
kaku :- ਪੋਤਾ

Teacher :- ਹਾਏ ਓ ਰੱਬਾ,ਤੇਰੀ ਜਿੰਦਗੀ ਦਾ ਮਕਸਦ ਕੀ ਆ?
kaku— ਹਮ ਦੋ ਹਮਾਰੇ ਦੋ____ :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / Bill.....
« on: September 06, 2011, 02:02:19 AM »
ladki sath ho to Hotel ka Bill,
Ladki Door ho to Mobile Bill,
Ladki Door hi hojaye to Daru ka Bill,

Isliye na lagao Dil Na aaye ga Bill.
  :thaa: :thaa: :loll: :loll: :loll:

Shayari / ik awaz te aun wale....
« on: August 23, 2011, 04:46:05 AM »
Nibhaun walea di gal hor hundi hai,
lorh vele kam aaun walea di gal hor hundi hai,
gallaa ta sari dunia he mardi hai,
ik awaz te aun walea di gal hor hundi hai.

Jokes Majaak / Girl to Boy......
« on: August 17, 2011, 12:15:10 AM »
girl:-badal garje to teri yad ati hai ,
sawan ane se teri yad,
barish ki bundo me teri yad ati h

Boy:-o hello menu pta main teri chatri deni aa.
eve kute khani na kari ja
  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / Junior Santa...
« on: July 31, 2011, 10:21:23 AM »
Junior Santa:
Mummy raat ko jab main SUSU
karne gaya to bathroom ki light
apne aap hi on ho gayi.

Mummy: Haramjadya tu ajj pher
Fridge ch mut aya......
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / Ye mohabbat v kmaal ki hoti hai
« on: July 29, 2011, 03:16:42 AM »
Ye mohabbat v kmaal ki hoti hai,
Ae khuda
Dost jaan to de dete hai,
mager apni jaan ka number nahi dete. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / Man to Hot Air Hostess
« on: July 24, 2011, 06:03:49 AM »
Man to Hot Air Hostess : What's your Name ?

Air Hostess : Eva Benz
Man : Wow, Lovelyname. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?

Air hostess (Smiling) : "Same Price"
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / 2 Pandito me ladai.....
« on: July 24, 2011, 05:59:03 AM »
2 Pandito me ladai ho rhi thi.
Bhut der ho gai, to tisre pandit ne pucha kya hua.
To 1 pandit bola jab mai " Lehsun Pyaz " nai khata to
is sale ne murge me dala kyu?
:D: :D: :D: :D:

Jokes Majaak / Boli.....
« on: July 18, 2011, 08:10:41 AM »
bari barsi khattan gaya si,

khatt ke liyandi traali..

supne ch pain jaffian,,

akh khulli taan bistara khali
:D: :D:  :pagel: :pagel:

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