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« on: March 24, 2011, 04:52:30 AM »
Judge : - Tamhari akhri wish ??
Mujrim : - Aap ke beti se shadi, Iphone 4g, 5 crorerupaye, USA da visa, 2 saal da honeymooon,
6-7 bache jo tanu nana nana kehan te manu papa.
or mere sarre neyani viahan to baad jo fesla hove ga manu manjoor ya.
Judge : - ha ha ha.......... Mere koi beti hi nahi.....Tango saale nu... :D: :D:
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« on: March 24, 2011, 04:30:12 AM »
My Heart problem has reached such a critical stage that doctor says, There are 2 options left
Either I C U or U C ME.....
103
« on: March 22, 2011, 07:13:31 AM »
It goes in dry and comes out wet the longer it's in the stronger it get's. we can have it in bed just you and me now tell me what it is?? :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean:
Make sure u use your brains people and give me the ans??..... :balle: :balle:
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« on: March 22, 2011, 12:50:07 AM »
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« on: March 19, 2011, 02:58:26 AM »
Aamir khan say in FANNA : -: Phool hu gulab ka chameli ka mat samajna, aashiq hoon apka, apni saheli ka mat samjna.....
But punjabi says : - : Phull tan phull hundahai, je gulab nahi tan chameli hi sah, aashiq tan c tuhade, per tusi nahi tan tuhade saheli he sahe...!!
Suban allah....
Suban allah....
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« on: March 19, 2011, 02:38:36 AM »
Its a thing which satisfies ur mind,
body and soul..... :balle:
do it on bed , :blink:
on a sofa , :superhappy:
In a car or anywhere.......... :rockon: :rockon:
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It's called a Prayer..... :rabb:
Godbless ur naughty mind...... :cooll: :cooll:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 07:36:37 AM »
A criminal came into bedroom, tired up husband and wife, kissed wifez ear and went 2 bathroom,
Husband 2 wife : -satisfy hin or he will kill us, be strong. I LOVE U.
WIFE : - he didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear that he's gay....needs vaseline and i told hin its in the bathroom
" so be strong, I LOVE U 2........ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 18, 2011, 06:30:41 AM »
Hume chah kar munni Badnam ho Gaye,
Bade akele ho Gaye the hum,
Achha hua Kambakth sheela time pe Jawan ho gaye.
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« on: March 18, 2011, 06:04:14 AM »
Pani nu Darru bana dende,
Tere laye DARU da tab bharva dende,
Saaliya tu penda ne sade naal
NAHE TE,
TAJ MAHAL nu BEER bar te,
Mumtaj nu Bar girl bana dende..!!!!
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« on: March 17, 2011, 01:06:35 AM »
:cooll: :cooll: :cooll: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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« on: January 15, 2011, 05:15:47 PM »
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« on: January 12, 2011, 03:55:25 PM »
:hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga: :hihpanga:
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« on: January 05, 2011, 05:59:33 AM »
Difference Bwt Friend and punjabi Friend
Frd: - i am sorry
Puj Frd: - tere galti aa saleya
Frd: - i missed u
Punj Frd: - kethe mar geya saleya
Frd: - i care 4 u
Punj Frd: - sanu shad ke kethe jauga.. ??
Frd: - PLzz Drive slowley nd safely.
Punj frd: - bhja haramkhora agge Swift ch niri agg baithe hai.
Frd: - i love that girl
Punj Frd: - izzat naal dekho kuttyo oho tuhade bhabi hai
frd: - ( in hospital) take care of urself and get well soon
Punj frd: - hor gala deya gala saleya eniya sohniya nursa chh nazare lai reha tu...
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« on: January 04, 2011, 03:00:41 PM »
"Popular dialogues after drink": -
1. Gaddi main chalunga.
2. Main teri dilo izat karda veere.
3. Tainu ki lagda mainu chad gayi ?.
4. Tu eh na sochi main pee ke bol riha va.
5. Jo marzi keh la par tu bai hai apna.
6.Tu das ki chahida va main hune liya ke denda va.
7. Yar aj pee ke ohdi badi yaad aa rahi aa..!!!
115
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:57:56 PM »
DisTaNce NeVeR sEpRaTe aNy RelatiOn, TiMe nEvEr BuiLds AnY ReLaTiOn. iF FeeLinG R trUe fRom HeArts. deN Relation r alwYs 4eVeR.....!!!!
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« on: January 04, 2011, 02:52:42 PM »
Je sadi aashqi tenu pasand nai,
ta sade vall vekh ke kyun muskurani a?
Je sade gerreya to tenu darr lagda,
ta houli houli kyun auni a?
Je gore rang te tenu maan nai,
das kala suit kyun pauni a?
Je aje tak menu jandi nai,
ta naam sun ke kyun sharmauni a?
Je mere baare kade socheya nai,
Ta awen naam lai kyun gauni a?
117
« on: January 04, 2011, 02:48:58 PM »
Rabb kare sade yaar charde kala ch rehen, :rabb:
Sohnia de dila nu tarpaunde rehen, :love:
Yara nal mehfila v launde rehan, :balle:
Kuri na fase koi gal ni, :huhh:
customer care nal kaam chalaunde rehan....!!! :hihpanga:
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« on: January 04, 2011, 02:43:25 PM »
Asi dhup samaji oh sha nekali, asi maj samaji ohh gaa nekali. Bere garak hove beauty palour waliya da, Asi kuri samaji te oh nakti kuri de ma nekali...!!!
:thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: X_X X_X X_X X_X
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« on: January 04, 2011, 02:40:38 PM »
Friends r those who care without "HESITATION" who love without "LIMITATION" who give without "EXPECTATION" & Who Remember even without "COMMUNICATION"...!!
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« on: January 03, 2011, 12:27:27 PM »
ਸੋਚਿਆ ਸੀ ਹੁਣ ਨਹੀਂਓ ਪੀਨੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਦੋਸਤੋ__
ਸੋਫੀ ਸਾਰੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਹੈ ਜੀਨੀ ਮੇਰੇ ਦੋਸਤੋ__
ਨਾ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਕੀਤੀ ਗਈ ਮੈਂਥੋਂ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਜੋ ਚੀਜ਼ ਪਿਆਰੀ ਦਾ ਵਾਸਤਾ__
ਇੱਕ-ਇੱਕ ਕਰਦਿਆਂ ਨੇ TALLI ਕਰਤਾ ਦੇ ਕੇ ਯਾਰੀ ਦਾ ਵਾਸਤਾ__!!
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