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« on: July 18, 2011, 08:02:06 AM »
Teacher: ” Main Teri Jaan Kadh Davaangi”, Da Future Tense Ki Hovega?
Santa: Saali, Tu Hath Laake Taan Dekh rofl :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: July 18, 2011, 07:46:23 AM »
1 Vaar Engineering de Sabhi Professors nu 1 Plane ch Bithaya Geya.
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Fir Announce Kita Gya Ki-
"ehh PLANE tuhade STUDENTS NE BNAYA Hai"
Sb Profesrs Utar Gaye
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Pr Principls Betha Reha...
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Loka Ne Puchiya-
tuanu Drr Nahi Lagda?
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Principle-
"Manu Apne Studnts te Pura Bharosa Hai.
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Ehh saala Start Hi Nahi Hona...... :D: :D: :D:
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« on: July 18, 2011, 07:39:51 AM »
ਕੁੜੀ: ਅੱਜ ਮੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਕੋਈ ਨਹੀਂ, ਤੁਸੀਂ ਆ ਜੋ ਮੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਨਹੀਂ ਲੱਗ ਰਿਹਾ !! ਮੁੰਡਾ: ਤੂੰ ਮੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਆਜਾ, ਮੇਰੇ ਘਰ ਸਾਰੇ ਆ, ਤੇਰਾ ਦਿਲ ਲੱਗ ਜਾਉਗਾ !!
Moral:- ਮੁੰਡੇ ਕਿੰਨੇ ਸ਼ਰੀਫ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਆ :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: July 18, 2011, 07:36:54 AM »
Punjabi marriages r incomplete without 4 things-
1. Daaru..
2. Ladai..
3. Jaggo..
n d 4th one is..
4.Tu ni boldi rakane tu ni boldi,tere ch tera yar bolda !! :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: July 10, 2011, 04:21:23 AM »
Policeman and fauji in train.
Policeman-tusi shuti te ja rahe ho,
Fauji- han, wife di delevery hai,
Policeman-tusi pehla kado gaye si,
Fauji-do saal pehla.
Policeman- te bacha haraam da hoya na.
Fauji- ki farak painda? Aapa kehra ghar rakhna, police 'ch bharti karva dena. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 29, 2011, 11:46:33 AM »
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« on: June 29, 2011, 05:21:06 AM »
"I luv walkn in rain so dat no one can c my tears!" - ye purana wala tha
"i luv walkn in d fog so that no one can see that m smoking"- ye naya tha..
latest pta ke ya?
"i luv walking, bcoz petrol is now 74 rs per litre  ...  : : : :
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« on: June 20, 2011, 12:36:08 PM »
Value of a DOT (.)
1 ladki B.Ed ke exam me 1st class aai... .
Uske boyfrnd ne ladki ke papa ko likh kar send kiya!!!!!
"Your daughter is 1st class in Bed"...!!!---value of DOT :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 18, 2011, 05:59:53 AM »
UNIVERSAL TRUTH:
We Learnt SUN Rises In The EAST
FACT :
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SUN Neither Rises Nor Sets,0nly EARTH Rotates . . . !!!
MORAL:
"EDUCATION SPOILS OUR COMMON SENSE..!!" :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
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« on: June 18, 2011, 05:57:49 AM »
SHOLAY 2011
Viru:Basnti in kuto k samne mt nachna
Bsanti: Excuse me Mr.
Who d hel r u 2 order me like dis, U stupid guy using abusive language.
Hey Gabar DJ plz. :D: :D:
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« on: June 17, 2011, 01:14:08 PM »
Ikk Majj Khote De Utte Chad Gayi
Khota: Ae Ki Kar Rahi Hain?
Majj Boli, Main Taan Majaak Kita Si…
Khota: Main Majaak Karanga Taa Panchayt Ekthi krdI Firengi… :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 16, 2011, 12:09:07 AM »
A kid was beaten by his mom.
Dad came n asked- what happen son?
Kid said-I cant adjust with your wife anymore,
I want my own. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 13, 2011, 12:51:42 AM »
Bekhudi ke Jindgi hum jeya nahi karte.....
Jaam dusaro se sheen kar hum Peya nahi karte.....
unko mohoobat hai to aa ke iszhar karre......
Picha hum be kese ka keya nahi Karte.... :cooll: :cooll: :cooll: :cooll: :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
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« on: June 13, 2011, 12:34:48 AM »
Every student get opportunity 2 sleep in class room
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but some miss those beautiful moments
and those idiots are known as
toppers :  : : : : : :  : : : :
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« on: June 10, 2011, 01:09:14 PM »
:blah: :blah: :blah: A- Aristocrate
B- Bag Piper
C- Contessa
D- Director special
E- Eight PM
F- Foster
G- Green Lable
H- Haywards
I- Imperial blue
J- Jonie walker
K- King Fisher
L- Lime drop
M- Mughal monarch
N- Nicolase No 1
O- Old Monk
P- Peter scot
R- Royal stag
S- Signature
T- Teacher's scott
U- Uni boul
V- Vat 69
W- White Miss Chief
X- XXX rum
Y- Yankey
Z- Zingaro ..... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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« on: June 10, 2011, 11:00:03 AM »
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: June 09, 2011, 12:46:19 AM »
raat nu do sharabian ne talaab ch chann da parshawa dekhia..
1st sharabi: eh ki aa ??
2nd : oye eh taan chann aa...
1st : oye ghar chall aapan khadi peeti ch chann te pahunch gaye :D: :D:
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« on: June 08, 2011, 02:11:57 AM »
Techer-hw many months r there in a year ??
Kid-12 months
techer-wow ,hw do u knw ??
Kid-12 mahine me 12 tarike se tujhko pyar jatauga re
DHINKA CHIKA DHINKA CHIKA ;) ;D lol... : : :
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« on: June 08, 2011, 02:06:09 AM »
Arrange marriage izzz
"while u r walkng & unfortunately a snake bites u"
but lv marriage izz
"dancing in frnt of a cobra & sayng.............. chumma chumma de de...... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: June 08, 2011, 01:50:43 AM »
BoY: My Girlfrnd broke up with me
nd sent me her pictures with her
new boyfrnd..
Friend: AwW thts Bad ,,
Wht Did U Do??
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Boy: I Sent them to her Dad =P
(ye cheeeeeeeeeeez =P) :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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