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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2009, 12:52:17 PM »
A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"  =)) =)) =)) =))

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2009, 12:52:17 PM »

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2009, 12:57:26 PM »
sardar: will u marry , after i die.
wife : no i will live with my sister.

wife : will u marry , after i die.
sardar: no i will also live with ur sister.

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2009, 12:58:08 PM »
american says: “us mein shaadi e-mail se hoti hai..”
sardarji says: ” india me to.. shaadi fe-mail se hoti
hai…!!!”

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2009, 12:58:48 PM »
Prayer of bachelors ;radhe radhe...........kudi fasade hare murari...hove kuaari, jai hnumaan di....hove mere haan di, wahe guru ji da khalsa...... mukhda hove chand sa.........

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2009, 12:59:16 PM »
Heer ranjaa nu khandi ki khatiyaa ma teri heer banka chal rakharii bana hun veer banka

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2009, 01:01:01 PM »
 =)) =)) thanku all nice n short

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2009, 12:57:41 AM »
Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"


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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #47 on: April 15, 2009, 05:20:58 AM »
hahaha =)) =)) =))

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #48 on: April 16, 2009, 11:06:50 AM »
Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
Son : Well, it's a sponge cake, isn't it?
happy0005 happy0005

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« Reply #49 on: April 16, 2009, 02:00:47 PM »
wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #50 on: April 18, 2009, 08:02:00 AM »


 :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #51 on: April 18, 2009, 08:10:22 AM »
hahahah

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2009, 03:43:39 PM »
lol nice pic power....

Chuha hathi nu kehnda: TUhadi umar kihni hai?
Hathi: 1 saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar tan meri vi 1 saal hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti...
 
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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #53 on: April 25, 2009, 05:20:22 AM »

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #54 on: April 25, 2009, 05:24:16 AM »
rajj maen delete karn lgaan es ch galaan ne  :marro: :marro:

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2009, 05:29:35 AM »
lolzzzz galan ni haigiyaaaaa eh japani ch likheya

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« Reply #56 on: April 25, 2009, 05:39:23 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: ◄POST► ◄A► ◄JOKE►
« Reply #57 on: April 25, 2009, 08:13:38 AM »


     Woh hamari jindagi me kuch iss tarah se aaye ,

 woh hamari jindagi mein kuch iss tarah se aaye

     jaise hare bhare khet me saand ghus aaya ho....

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« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2009, 08:24:51 AM »
lolzzz ha ki
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2009, 08:33:39 AM »

aashqui

 

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