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« on: April 07, 2009, 07:03:19 AM »
LAO BAI DOSTO ESTON FUNNY TOPIC KOI HO HI NAHI SAKDA....
                       A TOPIC TAN BAS DIL NU KHUSH RAKHAN LAYI, SADA HASDE REHN LAYI BNAYA GEA HAI....HOPE K TUSI LIKE KAROONGE AND REGULAR POST KARDE RAHOONGE...SATSHRIAKAL...
                           
BAS ES VICH TUSI APNI MARJI DA VADIA JEA JOKE POST KARNA HAI....JEDA SAREAAN DE PADAN LAYAK HOVE,SARE ENJOY KARAN
  =D>....... happy0005

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« on: April 07, 2009, 07:03:19 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 07:06:11 AM »
ik vari ik kudi rab ji nu request kardi hai k hey rab ji mera viyah kise samjdaar jhe insaan nal kara dao....
rab ji kende aa k ghar chali ja kudiye....samjdaar insaan kadi viyah nahi kraunda
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 07:28:55 AM »
ik baniya death ki last stage par....

meri biwi kha hai??""

biwi: yahi hun""

baniye bola.. or mere 4 bete khaan hain???""

ladke bole ji hum bhi yahin par hain....

baniya: to salo dukaan par kaun hai ????  :hehe: =)) =)) =)) =))
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 11:11:17 AM »
SANTA: O BANTE TERE GHAR LETRING BANI HAI???
BANTA: HAN BNI HAI, KYO TERE GHAR NAHI BANI????!!!!
SANTA: NAHI NAHI , MERE GHAR TO DAAL CHAWAL BNE HAIN.... =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 11:28:00 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: dat sec one was funny thu lolz

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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 12:11:49 PM »
student: master ji maen tuhade layi dudh lae k aaya haan

master: dudh peen to baad: dudh bada swaad c kithon lyanda??

student:ghar ch pea c master ji,billi muh mar gayi tuhade layi lae aaya..


MASTER ne dudh wala dabba pre chuk k marea....

student:master ji dabba idaan na sutto ji asi swere jungle pani v jana hunda :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 01:11:49 AM »
Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies,
' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'.

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 01:26:31 AM »
hahaha nice nadeem bro....

chalo hun mera read karo...

doctor: plz breathe in deeply then take a long breathe out...

patient: is this so u can check my lungs????

doctor: no i can clear my glasses  Balle; Balle;

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 03:11:10 AM »
hahahah.....murkh doctor.. =)) =)) =))doctor vi mere waand tapar wale schoole parheya hona... =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 03:47:36 AM »
sham: ram nu kenda hai: yar jado maen chota hunda c tan jado kise di v marriage hundi c tan ,budhe lok meri cheek nu putt k kende c k "hun teri vari aa putt"

ram: pher?????????

sham: jado pher maen kise trajdy te ohna diaan cheeks putt k kehn lag pea k "hun tuhadi vari hai" tan o hun o bolde nahi:)  =)) =)) =)) =)) happy0005 happy0005 happy0005 happy0005

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 03:49:33 AM »
hahahah =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 04:01:29 AM »
hahahah =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

raj bai ji sirf hasna e nai aa....koi post v kar dai ji any joke...... marro;

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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 04:26:48 AM »
theek veer jarror hor das hune kar dene ik joke post....

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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 04:36:53 AM »
ik vaar kisse de ghar buddi mar gayi.....te ohna de ghar cheek chehara rouna dhouna chal reha c....je jado oh saskaar waste le ke ja rahe c ta magar sarri janta da bura haal c ro ro ke....jihna chaar bandeya ne arthi chuki hoyi c ohna vicho ik kanjar da phone vajeya te sarre loki jo ro rahe c oh ik dam hasan lag paye ....patta kyu...kk ohne phone te ring tone pata kehri layi c...PIND DEYO MUNDEYO HUN KI DEKHDE LANG GI MAJAN KHEH K RAN BOTAL WARGI CHAKLO RUB DA NAU LE KE =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2009, 11:18:53 AM »
be sure of hitting only the target....



shoot first


and watever u hit....




call it the target....!!



think diffrent!! Laugh;) Laugh;)

be different!!  =)) =))

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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 11:05:27 AM »
a boy trying to purpose a girl

finally purposed in a unique way....
   
   "kya tum apni chita ko aag lgane ka adhikaar mere bete ko dogi???? =)) =))

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 11:42:48 AM »
Once a chinti saw a dali of Gur ,
she went to eat it,
but on the way she saw a muscular chinta,
she left the gur and went to chinta,.....because...,
................... GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 12:32:04 PM »
HAHAHAHA LOLZ SAE AA

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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 05:11:01 PM »
woowwww.... =)) =)) =)) =)) /:)
WAT A JOKE...  :mean:  Pagel:) hahaha

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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2009, 01:12:05 AM »
lolzzzzz

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


    BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
    GIRL : Why not ??
    BOY : I'm broke.

    BOY : May I hold your hand??
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
    BOY : What time was it??

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? 

 =)) =))

 

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