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« on: April 07, 2009, 07:03:19 AM »
LAO BAI DOSTO ESTON FUNNY TOPIC KOI HO HI NAHI SAKDA....
                       A TOPIC TAN BAS DIL NU KHUSH RAKHAN LAYI, SADA HASDE REHN LAYI BNAYA GEA HAI....HOPE K TUSI LIKE KAROONGE AND REGULAR POST KARDE RAHOONGE...SATSHRIAKAL...
                           
BAS ES VICH TUSI APNI MARJI DA VADIA JEA JOKE POST KARNA HAI....JEDA SAREAAN DE PADAN LAYAK HOVE,SARE ENJOY KARAN
  =D>....... happy0005

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« on: April 07, 2009, 07:03:19 AM »

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« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2009, 07:06:11 AM »
ik vari ik kudi rab ji nu request kardi hai k hey rab ji mera viyah kise samjdaar jhe insaan nal kara dao....
rab ji kende aa k ghar chali ja kudiye....samjdaar insaan kadi viyah nahi kraunda
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« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2009, 07:28:55 AM »
ik baniya death ki last stage par....

meri biwi kha hai??""

biwi: yahi hun""

baniye bola.. or mere 4 bete khaan hain???""

ladke bole ji hum bhi yahin par hain....

baniya: to salo dukaan par kaun hai ????  :hehe: =)) =)) =)) =))
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« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2009, 11:11:17 AM »
SANTA: O BANTE TERE GHAR LETRING BANI HAI???
BANTA: HAN BNI HAI, KYO TERE GHAR NAHI BANI????!!!!
SANTA: NAHI NAHI , MERE GHAR TO DAAL CHAWAL BNE HAIN.... =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2009, 11:28:00 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: dat sec one was funny thu lolz

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« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2009, 12:11:49 PM »
student: master ji maen tuhade layi dudh lae k aaya haan

master: dudh peen to baad: dudh bada swaad c kithon lyanda??

student:ghar ch pea c master ji,billi muh mar gayi tuhade layi lae aaya..


MASTER ne dudh wala dabba pre chuk k marea....

student:master ji dabba idaan na sutto ji asi swere jungle pani v jana hunda :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2009, 01:11:49 AM »
Santa goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him, 'Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?' To this the man replies,
' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'.

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« Reply #7 on: April 08, 2009, 01:26:31 AM »
hahaha nice nadeem bro....

chalo hun mera read karo...

doctor: plz breathe in deeply then take a long breathe out...

patient: is this so u can check my lungs????

doctor: no i can clear my glasses  Balle; Balle;

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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2009, 03:11:10 AM »
hahahah.....murkh doctor.. =)) =)) =))doctor vi mere waand tapar wale schoole parheya hona... =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2009, 03:47:36 AM »
sham: ram nu kenda hai: yar jado maen chota hunda c tan jado kise di v marriage hundi c tan ,budhe lok meri cheek nu putt k kende c k "hun teri vari aa putt"

ram: pher?????????

sham: jado pher maen kise trajdy te ohna diaan cheeks putt k kehn lag pea k "hun tuhadi vari hai" tan o hun o bolde nahi:)  =)) =)) =)) =)) happy0005 happy0005 happy0005 happy0005

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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2009, 03:49:33 AM »
hahahah =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2009, 04:01:29 AM »
hahahah =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

raj bai ji sirf hasna e nai aa....koi post v kar dai ji any joke...... marro;

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« Reply #12 on: April 08, 2009, 04:26:48 AM »
theek veer jarror hor das hune kar dene ik joke post....

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« Reply #13 on: April 08, 2009, 04:36:53 AM »
ik vaar kisse de ghar buddi mar gayi.....te ohna de ghar cheek chehara rouna dhouna chal reha c....je jado oh saskaar waste le ke ja rahe c ta magar sarri janta da bura haal c ro ro ke....jihna chaar bandeya ne arthi chuki hoyi c ohna vicho ik kanjar da phone vajeya te sarre loki jo ro rahe c oh ik dam hasan lag paye ....patta kyu...kk ohne phone te ring tone pata kehri layi c...PIND DEYO MUNDEYO HUN KI DEKHDE LANG GI MAJAN KHEH K RAN BOTAL WARGI CHAKLO RUB DA NAU LE KE =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #14 on: April 09, 2009, 11:18:53 AM »
be sure of hitting only the target....



shoot first


and watever u hit....




call it the target....!!



think diffrent!! Laugh;) Laugh;)

be different!!  =)) =))

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« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2009, 11:05:27 AM »
a boy trying to purpose a girl

finally purposed in a unique way....
   
   "kya tum apni chita ko aag lgane ka adhikaar mere bete ko dogi???? =)) =))

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« Reply #16 on: April 10, 2009, 11:42:48 AM »
Once a chinti saw a dali of Gur ,
she went to eat it,
but on the way she saw a muscular chinta,
she left the gur and went to chinta,.....because...,
................... GUR NALO ISHQUE MITHA, oyehoy  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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« Reply #17 on: April 10, 2009, 12:32:04 PM »
HAHAHAHA LOLZ SAE AA

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« Reply #18 on: April 10, 2009, 05:11:01 PM »
woowwww.... =)) =)) =)) =)) /:)
WAT A JOKE...  :mean:  Pagel:) hahaha

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« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2009, 01:12:05 AM »
lolzzzzz

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


    BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
    GIRL : Why not ??
    BOY : I'm broke.

    BOY : May I hold your hand??
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
    BOY : What time was it??

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve?? 

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« Reply #20 on: April 13, 2009, 01:30:10 AM »
 =)) =)) =)) =))

bahut vadia veer.. ahahaha

par sorry menu tan koi bhi nahi aunda joke punjabi vich tahin mein post nahi kar sakda..

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« Reply #21 on: April 13, 2009, 01:49:55 AM »
ek var hnuman te ram de mandir ahmne sahmane
ek banda ram age ardas karda hunda k meri gharwali
guach gi oh labhde ram ji
hanuman kehnda bhagta ehne ki labh k deni tere gharwali
ehde gharwali ta mai labh k diti c

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« Reply #22 on: April 13, 2009, 03:29:09 AM »
ik vaar kisse bande da poultryfarm c...ohde kol bahut murgiyan san...te oh murgiyan nu bahut kutda rehnda c...ohne apne kol murgiyan nu kutan layi hunter te sotiyan rakhiyan hoyia san...ik din os ne sarriyan nu murgiyan nu bula k keha",kal nu har ik murgi ne do do ande dene jihne na ditte ohdi khair nahi .ohdi khal la ke main kuteya nu pa deni".agle din murgiyan ne os bande de darr naal 2 2 ande de ditte...par ik ik hi anda ditta..oh banda os kol geya te puchda",kyu ni tu ik anda ditta", ageyo pata ki jawab aounda",shukar karo tuhade darr naal main ik anda de ditta.....main hor ni de sakda kyu main murgi nahi MURGA ha", hahhaahhaah =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #23 on: April 13, 2009, 03:30:19 AM »
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« Reply #24 on: April 13, 2009, 03:31:21 AM »
kivve da c bai..guwandiya.. =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #25 on: April 13, 2009, 03:37:08 AM »
ik vaar kisse bande da poultryfarm c...ohde kol bahut murgiyan san...te oh murgiyan nu bahut kutda rehnda c...ohne apne kol murgiyan nu kutan layi hunter te sotiyan rakhiyan hoyia san...ik din os ne sarriyan nu murgiyan nu bula k keha",kal nu har ik murgi ne do do ande dene jihne na ditte ohdi khair nahi .ohdi khal la ke main kuteya nu pa deni".agle din murgiyan ne os bande de darr naal 2 2 ande de ditte...par ik ik hi anda ditta..oh banda os kol geya te puchda",kyu ni tu ik anda ditta", ageyo pata ki jawab aounda",shukar karo tuhade darr naal main ik anda de ditta.....main hor ni de sakda kyu main murgi nahi MURGA ha", hahhaahhaah =)) =)) =)) =)) =))


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« Reply #26 on: April 13, 2009, 03:39:06 AM »
kivve lageya.....

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« Reply #27 on: April 13, 2009, 03:42:54 AM »
bahut vadia mereya veera..

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« Reply #28 on: April 13, 2009, 03:44:27 AM »
niceaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Balle; Balle; Balle;

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« Reply #29 on: April 13, 2009, 03:45:19 AM »
theek e hor sunava ge...

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« Reply #30 on: April 13, 2009, 03:46:23 AM »
aun do...

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« Reply #31 on: April 13, 2009, 04:08:56 AM »
ik vaar kisse de ghar budi mar gayi te lok ro ro ke bura haal kar rahe c...jananiya kari jandiya c",mainu vi naal le jandi ,duji kari jandi c maain tere bina ki karu mainu vi le ja...mean har ik ehi keh reha c mainu le mainu le ja....",ohna da bapu barha chant banda c...agla gusse uth ke ristedarra nu kehnda",saleyo bebe tne tata sumo kitti c jehri har ik nu le jandi", =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #32 on: April 13, 2009, 04:10:19 AM »
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kya baat veere... ahahahaha


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« Reply #33 on: April 13, 2009, 04:15:25 AM »
kyu kivve reha....

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« Reply #34 on: April 13, 2009, 04:17:01 AM »
vadhiya....  Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle;

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« Reply #35 on: April 13, 2009, 05:06:09 AM »
 Balle; Balle;

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« Reply #36 on: April 13, 2009, 06:27:09 AM »
ik vaar kisse de ghar budi mar gayi te lok ro ro ke bura haal kar rahe c...jananiya kari jandiya c",mainu vi naal le jandi ,duji kari jandi c maain tere bina ki karu mainu vi le ja...mean har ik ehi keh reha c mainu le mainu le ja....",ohna da bapu barha chant banda c...agla gusse uth ke ristedarra nu kehnda",saleyo bebe tne tata sumo kitti c jehri har ik nu le jandi", =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #37 on: April 13, 2009, 06:30:36 AM »
* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
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« Reply #38 on: April 13, 2009, 06:41:51 AM »
* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
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« Reply #39 on: April 13, 2009, 12:47:00 PM »
At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

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« Reply #40 on: April 13, 2009, 12:52:17 PM »
A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for a divorce ?"
"Marriage"  =)) =)) =)) =))

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« Reply #41 on: April 13, 2009, 12:57:26 PM »
sardar: will u marry , after i die.
wife : no i will live with my sister.

wife : will u marry , after i die.
sardar: no i will also live with ur sister.

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« Reply #42 on: April 13, 2009, 12:58:08 PM »
american says: “us mein shaadi e-mail se hoti hai..”
sardarji says: ” india me to.. shaadi fe-mail se hoti
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« Reply #43 on: April 13, 2009, 12:58:48 PM »
Prayer of bachelors ;radhe radhe...........kudi fasade hare murari...hove kuaari, jai hnumaan di....hove mere haan di, wahe guru ji da khalsa...... mukhda hove chand sa.........

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« Reply #44 on: April 13, 2009, 12:59:16 PM »
Heer ranjaa nu khandi ki khatiyaa ma teri heer banka chal rakharii bana hun veer banka

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« Reply #45 on: April 13, 2009, 01:01:01 PM »
 =)) =)) thanku all nice n short

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« Reply #46 on: April 15, 2009, 12:57:41 AM »
Laloos family planning policy..
"Don't have more than two children in one year"


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Mom : Why are you wiping the floor with that cake?
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wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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 :hehe: :hehe:

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« Reply #52 on: April 18, 2009, 03:43:39 PM »
lol nice pic power....

Chuha hathi nu kehnda: TUhadi umar kihni hai?
Hathi: 1 saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar tan meri vi 1 saal hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti...
 
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rajj maen delete karn lgaan es ch galaan ne  :marro: :marro:

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« Reply #55 on: April 25, 2009, 05:29:35 AM »
lolzzzz galan ni haigiyaaaaa eh japani ch likheya

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 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

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     Woh hamari jindagi me kuch iss tarah se aaye ,

 woh hamari jindagi mein kuch iss tarah se aaye

     jaise hare bhare khet me saand ghus aaya ho....

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« Reply #58 on: April 25, 2009, 08:24:51 AM »
lolzzz ha ki
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« Reply #59 on: April 25, 2009, 08:33:39 AM »

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« Reply #60 on: April 25, 2009, 08:38:52 AM »


Teacher: What is the chemical formula for water?

Bunty: "HIJKLMNO"!!

Teacher: What are you talking about?

Bunty: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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     Woh hamari jindagi me kuch iss tarah se aaye ,

 woh hamari jindagi mein kuch iss tarah se aaye

     jaise hare bhare khet me saand ghus aaya ho....

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« Reply #62 on: April 25, 2009, 09:50:22 AM »
lolzzzzzzzzzzz :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Banta without a licence was going in the two wheeler. The traffic police caught him and asked for the licence. He told I know the IG. All police saluted him. After some time he says but the IG DOES not know me. :laugh: :laugh:

 

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