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gUrJaP · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:30:10 AM »

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bahut vadia veer.. ahahaha

par sorry menu tan koi bhi nahi aunda joke punjabi vich tahin mein post nahi kar sakda..

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #20 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:30:10 AM »

« **Reply #21 on:** April 13, 2009, 01:49:55 AM »

ek var hnuman te ram de mandir ahmne sahmane
ek banda ram age ardas karda hunda k meri gharwali
guach gi oh labhde ram ji
hanuman kehnda bhagta ehne ki labh k deni tere gharwali
ehde gharwali ta mai labh k diti c

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #22 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:29:09 AM »

ik vaar kisse bande da poultryfarm c...ohde kol bahut murgiyan san...te oh murgiyan nu bahut kutda rehnda c...ohne apne kol murgiyan nu kutan layi hunter te sotiyan rakhiyan hoyia san...ik din os ne sarriyan nu murgiyan nu bula k keha",kal nu har ik murgi ne do do ande dene jihne na ditte ohdi khair nahi .ohdi khal la ke main kuteya nu pa deni".agle din murgiyan ne os bande de darr naal 2 2 ande de ditte...par ik ik hi anda ditta..oh banda os kol geya te puchda",kyu ni tu ik anda ditta", ageyo pata ki jawab aounda",shukar karo tuhade darr naal main ik anda de ditta.....main hor ni de sakda kyu main murgi nahi MURGA ha", hahhaahhaah =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

« **Reply #23 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:30:19 AM »

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sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #24 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:31:21 AM »

kivve da c bai..guwandiya.. =)) =)) =)) =))

gUrJaP · « **Reply #25 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:37:08 AM »

Quote from: rAj22g on April 13, 2009, 03:29:09 AM

ik vaar kisse bande da poultryfarm c...ohde kol bahut murgiyan san...te oh murgiyan nu bahut kutda rehnda c...ohne apne kol murgiyan nu kutan layi hunter te sotiyan rakhiyan hoyia san...ik din os ne sarriyan nu murgiyan nu bula k keha",kal nu har ik murgi ne do do ande dene jihne na ditte ohdi khair nahi .ohdi khal la ke main kuteya nu pa deni".agle din murgiyan ne os bande de darr naal 2 2 ande de ditte...par ik ik hi anda ditta..oh banda os kol geya te puchda",kyu ni tu ik anda ditta", ageyo pata ki jawab aounda",shukar karo tuhade darr naal main ik anda de ditta.....main hor ni de sakda kyu main murgi nahi MURGA ha", hahhaahhaah =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

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sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #26 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:39:06 AM »

kivve lageya.....

gUrJaP · « **Reply #27 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:42:54 AM »

bahut vadia mereya veera..

« **Reply #28 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:44:27 AM »

niceaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Balle; Balle; Balle;

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #29 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:45:19 AM »

theek e hor sunava ge...

gUrJaP · « **Reply #30 on:** April 13, 2009, 03:46:23 AM »

aun do...

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #31 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:08:56 AM »

ik vaar kisse de ghar budi mar gayi te lok ro ro ke bura haal kar rahe c...jananiya kari jandiya c",mainu vi naal le jandi ,duji kari jandi c maain tere bina ki karu mainu vi le ja...mean har ik ehi keh reha c mainu le mainu le ja....",ohna da bapu barha chant banda c...agla gusse uth ke ristedarra nu kehnda",saleyo bebe tne tata sumo kitti c jehri har ik nu le jandi", =)) =)) =)) =))

gUrJaP · « **Reply #32 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:10:19 AM »

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kya baat veere... ahahahaha

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #33 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:15:25 AM »

kyu kivve reha....

gUrJaP · « **Reply #34 on:** April 13, 2009, 04:17:01 AM »

vadhiya.... Balle; Balle; Balle; Balle;

sUlTaNpUrIyA cHeEmA · « **Reply #35 on:** April 13, 2009, 05:06:09 AM »

Balle; Balle;

powerlifter · « **Reply #36 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:27:09 AM »

Quote from: rAj22g on April 13, 2009, 04:08:56 AM

ik vaar kisse de ghar budi mar gayi te lok ro ro ke bura haal kar rahe c...jananiya kari jandiya c",mainu vi naal le jandi ,duji kari jandi c maain tere bina ki karu mainu vi le ja...mean har ik ehi keh reha c mainu le mainu le ja....",ohna da bapu barha chant banda c...agla gusse uth ke ristedarra nu kehnda",saleyo bebe tne tata sumo kitti c jehri har ik nu le jandi", =)) =)) =)) =))

:hehe: :hehe:wah bai aj taan ronak e lagi payi hahahaha..wah ji weh , hor aun dao

powerlifter · « **Reply #37 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:30:36 AM »

* Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard told Laloo "WAIT SIR" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs" and moved on...
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powerlifter · « **Reply #38 on:** April 13, 2009, 06:41:51 AM »

* Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas. So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and Laloo immediately replies "thank you" and puts the phone down.
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powerlifter · « **Reply #39 on:** April 13, 2009, 12:47:00 PM »

At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." & the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

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