October 22, 2014, 09:49:38 AM

Author Topic: Most Useful Word In The English Language  (Read 751 times)

Offline _noXiouS_

  • Retired Staff
  • PJ love this Member
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 170
  • -Receive: 468
  • Posts: 12098
  • Tohar: 123
  • Gender: Female
  • Fighting for Sanity
    • View Profile
Most Useful Word In The English Language
« on: May 08, 2010, 03:21:05 PM »
THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD...

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE :happy:

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.



You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
And tell others to eat shit.



Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
Between shit and clay.



There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits.
There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit.



You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit,


Or duck when the shit hits the fan.



You can give a shit or serve shit on a stick..

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.



Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit,
And some days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit,
And there are times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,
The wrong shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or
Find yourself up shit creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and
Other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts,
it's the basic building block of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else!!

You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go.

Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day,
Without a bunch of shit.
But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........

Well, Shit Happens!!!


 

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand

Most Useful Word In The English Language
« on: May 08, 2010, 03:21:05 PM »

Offline Kerfufle

  • PJ Gabru
  • Jimidar/Jimidarni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 17
  • -Receive: 10
  • Posts: 1377
  • Tohar: 1
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Most Useful Word In The English Language
« Reply #1 on: May 08, 2010, 03:34:04 PM »
more doo doo huh?

Offline _noXiouS_

  • Retired Staff
  • PJ love this Member
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 170
  • -Receive: 468
  • Posts: 12098
  • Tohar: 123
  • Gender: Female
  • Fighting for Sanity
    • View Profile
Re: Most Useful Word In The English Language
« Reply #2 on: May 08, 2010, 03:35:29 PM »



and you looooooooooooooooooooove it :pagel:

Offline ਨਿੱਕੀਆ ਨੇ ਜਿੰਦਾ, ਜਿੰਮੇਵਾਰੀਆਂ ਨੇ ਭਾਰੀ

  • PJ Gabru
  • Sarpanch/Sarpanchni
  • *
  • Like
  • -Given: 1
  • -Receive: 16
  • Posts: 3243
  • Tohar: 2
  • Gender: Male
    • View Profile
Re: Most Useful Word In The English Language
« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2010, 01:08:48 PM »
 i think lol v boht use hunda aa

 

Related Topics

  Subject / Started by Replies Last post
2 Replies
687 Views
Last post October 18, 2009, 08:28:00 PM
by _noXiouS_
0 Replies
365 Views
Last post October 30, 2007, 03:29:12 PM
by ravi_sandhu
0 Replies
254 Views
Last post December 07, 2009, 05:07:49 AM
by $$ TARN JI $$
0 Replies
235 Views
Last post December 13, 2009, 08:02:47 PM
by SonnenKinder
22 Replies
1468 Views
Last post April 21, 2010, 01:49:51 PM
by _noXiouS_
194 Replies
39898 Views
Last post September 15, 2012, 03:40:48 PM
by tushar
21 Replies
3557 Views
Last post March 20, 2010, 12:30:43 PM
by Pr€€t
10 Replies
640 Views
Last post August 02, 2010, 09:48:30 AM
by ÐèṤἷḷ¡
137 Replies
29111 Views
Last post February 09, 2013, 06:43:36 AM
by ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰
6 Replies
654 Views
Last post February 12, 2012, 08:02:01 AM
by harrygill786

* Who's Online

* Recent Posts

happy diwali sab nu mere vallo by ♥(ਛੱਲਾ)♥
[Today at 09:35:37 AM]


Mata Ji Speaking in English (Watch with Respect) by ∂нєєтн
[Today at 08:02:48 AM]


Request Video Of The Day by ∂нєєтн
[Today at 07:56:11 AM]


Punjabi Bujarat Bhujo.. by ਪੱਕਾ ਢੀਠ
[Today at 07:18:35 AM]


Voting: Mr Punjabi Janta 2014 by Gujjar no1
[Today at 06:44:52 AM]


I can't be with you if... by ♥☼ Jatti Punjab Di ☼♥
[Today at 06:25:21 AM]


Write a one pure punjabi dialogue ? by Rάήјħά јόģi
[Today at 06:17:20 AM]


Song ur listening to? by Rάήјħά јόģi
[Today at 05:38:55 AM]


tere naam by Gujjar no1
[Today at 05:38:03 AM]


Voting: Miss Punjabi Janta 2014 by Gujjar no1
[Today at 05:35:05 AM]


ਅੱਖਾ by Gujjar no1
[Today at 04:45:02 AM]


Gujjar Bai Nu Subadmin Bnaya Jave by Gujjar no1
[Today at 04:22:33 AM]


happy birthday Gurpinder Mand by Gujjar no1
[Today at 02:45:56 AM]


Short Movie Reviews by Jatt Yamla
[October 21, 2014, 11:53:42 PM]


Gujjar veer di promotion by Jatt Yamla
[October 21, 2014, 11:52:28 PM]


What song are you listening to right now? by mundaxrisky
[October 21, 2014, 09:32:53 PM]


GWATCHE DI BHAAL ( J E B lost o ge wa). by mundaxrisky
[October 21, 2014, 08:54:07 PM]


Live Radio Request maroo!!! by ☆♥☆∂ɛɛρ ƨαи∂нʋ ☆♥☆
[October 21, 2014, 06:23:48 PM]


if u r locked with da person above u......??? by YeNk--E :)
[October 21, 2014, 05:35:44 PM]


Kudiya diya feelingan.... by Qainaat
[October 21, 2014, 04:58:37 PM]


Time Travel by Bae
[October 21, 2014, 04:58:30 PM]


ONE thing you wish you could do RIGHT NOW... by Qainaat
[October 21, 2014, 04:51:17 PM]


Apna Punjab Happy birthday From Ghaint by Gabbar Singhh
[October 21, 2014, 12:39:05 PM]


Dedicate to APNA PUNJAB bai (specially ohde janamdin lai) by Apna Punjab
[October 21, 2014, 09:06:24 AM]