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« on: March 31, 2014, 04:02:20 AM »
:)
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« on: March 31, 2014, 04:01:29 AM »
hmmmmmm :D: :D:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 02:28:16 AM »
Narendra modi & Obama were talking in a bar. A guy came in n asked them wats d discussion about???
Modi: v r planning to kill 14 crore pakistanis & sunny leone!!
Guy: why Sunny Leone??
Suddenly Modi tells Obama: See I told u nobody would care about 14 crore pakistanis!!!!!!!
:D: :D:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 02:20:55 AM »
Ladka & Ladki standing on the bus stop:
ladka to ladki : nice lipstick...
ladki : thanks
ladka : nice top & jeans...
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice earings
ladki : thanks
.
Ladka : nice necklace
Ladki : thanks BHAIYA
.
Ladka :- hmm.. Par tu sohni fer v ni lagdi ............
:D:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 02:14:58 AM »
Interviewer: Let me check ur english,
tell me d opposite of good.?
Ranga: Bad.
Interviewer: Come
Ranga : Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Ranga : Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI
Ranga: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Ranga : Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Ranga: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Ranga: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Ranga: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Ranga: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Ranga: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Ranga: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Ranga: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Ranga: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra r
:D: :D:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 12:10:20 AM »
f
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« on: March 30, 2014, 12:01:49 AM »
What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
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« on: March 29, 2014, 11:51:06 PM »
Sharma ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!
:laugh: :hehe:
89
« on: March 29, 2014, 11:48:29 PM »
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
:D: :D: [/b]
90
« on: March 29, 2014, 11:38:32 PM »
Teacher: Galti hone pe maafi magne wale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: Samajhdar
Teacher: Aur galti na hone pe bhi mafi mangne waale ko kya kahte hai?
Stud: BOYFRIEND
:D: :D:
...
Boring :pagel:
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« on: March 29, 2014, 11:36:17 PM »
To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…
Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…
Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor Das[/color]
92
« on: March 29, 2014, 11:17:25 PM »
Boy-I Love u
Girl ne boy se pucha main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge
Boy- khushi se mar jaaunga
Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti
JEE Le apni zindgi... :D: :D:
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« on: March 29, 2014, 11:11:15 PM »
Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference:
“Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai - Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad >> Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet >> Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement >> Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence >> Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.
No phone call >> Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained >> Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks >> Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. >> Tohar Bilva
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 29, 2014, 10:54:51 PM »
Pati: mere marne ke baad, kyaa tum doosri shaadi karogi?
Patni: nahi. main apni behan ki saath rahungi. aap?
Pati: main bhi tumhaare behan ke saath rahunga :D:
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 27, 2014, 12:06:10 AM »
topic ta hor bathere ne mere kole per me sochda haje ta shuruvat he ren de bad chh kam aan ge :hihpanga:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 04:59:12 PM »
Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
OR
Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skdi… :laugh:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 04:17:23 PM »
right sania :okk:
98
« on: March 26, 2014, 07:16:29 AM »
Teacher: Tel me 3 Tenses with Example
Boy: I Saw your Daughter Yesterday
(Past)
We are in Love Now
(Present)
We Will Run Away Tomorrow
(Future
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« on: March 26, 2014, 07:14:17 AM »
Teacher:
Agar sache dil se Rab se Dua ki jaye to wo poori hoti hai…!!!
Student:
Rehne dain miss, agar aisa hota to aap meri biwi hotein
:D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 07:07:49 AM »
Teacher:
Kal School Kiyun Nhi Aye Thy?
Student:
Sir Mehmaan Aye Huwe The.
Teacher:
O I See…
Student:
Na ji
Agr O I Hondi
Te Me Aj V Na Anda.
:D: :D:
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