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« on: May 20, 2014, 03:13:04 PM »
aaj kuch tufani kerte he...... :blowout:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 04:09:00 PM »
1) I M- 2) U R- 3) Life is- 4) Love is- 5) Best Relation- 6) Hobby- 7) Boy-s- Girl-s- 9) Heart- 10) Marrieg-  :
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« on: April 27, 2014, 03:46:56 PM »
"Jab Hum ek hi mazak ko lekar baar baar hus nahi sakte to hum ek hi gum lekar baar baar kyu rote rahe..."
So keep smiling 4ever.. :happy:
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« on: April 27, 2014, 01:56:44 PM »
Veeran de veer
yaaran de yaar,
dushman lai talwar,
siran te sohni dastar,
len har bandey di saar,
saabat surt tiyar bar tiyar,
dooron inj laggan jiven challi aave sheran di daar,
aapne Guru nu na bhullde,
Karde har dharam da satkar.
This is SARDAR...
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« on: April 24, 2014, 02:12:37 AM »
PaaNi SaSta HaI To PhIr TahaFuz Ka!sa,,,,?????
KhooN MehNga Ha! To HaR ShehaR Me BehTa KyO Ha!…!!!!
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« on: April 23, 2014, 06:21:13 AM »
changa ji ssa mere to jo bi galti hoyi menu maff ker diyo rab rakha.
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« on: April 23, 2014, 05:08:52 AM »
Langhde Haan Jadon Hun Shehar Wichon Tere,
Langhi Hoyi Zindagi Purani Chete Aa Jandi,
Charche C Jadon Kade Yaari Wale Sade,
Jalandher To Ludhiane Di Kahani Chete Aa Jandi,
Kinne Mousam Badle,Ruttan Badal Gyiaan,
Par Jo Nahi Badli Ik Peed Nishani Chete Aa Jandi,
Safar Adhure Reh Gaye, Manzilan Na Miliyan,
Mitti Wich Ruli Zindgani Chete Aa Jandi,
Dekhda Haan Jadon Hun Khali Saffe Rullde,
Nu Apni Kalam Diwani Chete Aa Jandi…
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« on: April 20, 2014, 04:32:09 PM »
The one who before going out for a party gets, Facial, Bleach, Waxing, Hair curling/straightning, Threading, Toning, crubing, Moisturising, done & Puts on Lipstik, LipGloss, Lipliner, Perfume, Body toner, Body lotion, Eye liner, Eye shadow, Eye maskara, Foundation, Face powder, Rings, Bracelets, Neckless, Nail Print Party dress, Sandal, Purse and Says "Yaar,jaldi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi uth kar aa gayi ..." Define Boy: The one who before going to party calls his friend and asks, "Bhai, tu nahaa ke aayega kya ? Main nahi nahane wala aaj." :D  :D: :D:
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« on: April 19, 2014, 12:44:45 AM »
Qudrat Ne Aurat ko Haseen Banaya
:
Khubsurti di
:
Chand sa chehra diya
:
Hirni si Ankhe
:
Morni jaisay Chaal
:
Resham se Baal
:
Koel jaisi Methee awaz di
:
Phool c masoomiat di
:
Gulab se Hont
:
Shehad c mitas di
:
Pyar Bhra Dil Dia
:
Phir
?
?
?
ZUBAN Di
aur
Sab Satya Naas Ho gaya
:
Har waqt
Tr
Trr
Trrr ......X_X =)) ({}) :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 11:09:52 PM »
missing wife -whatsapp jokes Man : Sir, my wife is missing. . Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi. . Man : Oh sorry . . . . . . . . . Sala khushi ke mare kidar jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!
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« on: April 18, 2014, 11:02:18 PM »
Apni Andheri Qabar ko khud hi Roshan karne ki Taiyyari kar Ae Insaan
Aaj Zindon ko koi Yaad nahi karta, To Kal Murdon ko Kaun Yaad karega."
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« on: April 18, 2014, 10:52:35 PM »
wah re botle............
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:58:48 PM »
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1
ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD
marta tha.
.
Beta:- Papa aaj me school
nahi jaunga mere
pet me
dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak…)
.
PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi
jooth nahi bolta
tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak…)
.
.
Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak…)
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:53:19 PM »
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..
Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he. :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:44:19 PM »
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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.
.
Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge..
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.
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya...
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
.
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi
Reh Gya..
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Pappu gusse se Bola : or Ye Humari
Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gaya...
:D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:41:32 PM »
God to Pappu :- Beta kya
chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,Ek badi si gaadi.. Aur
usme
Dher sari ladkiya,
.
God :- Tathastu.
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver
hai...
Soch samajh k maango, God bhi
smart hai.
:D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:38:49 PM »
Waiter: Your Bill Sir
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Pappu : Take My Card
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Waiter : But Sir, ye to apki shaadi ka card hai
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Pappu : To Phir Bahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED". :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:21:39 PM »
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa
kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD
badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai :laugh:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:19:40 PM »
Teacher: Your son has failed See his report.
Eng-20
Math-15
Hindi-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
SSt. - 17
Total-98
Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai ! :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:32:17 PM »
Doctor : i am sorry.
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Patient : abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye
naya le le...
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