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Jokes Majaak / Re: tum kaise paida hue?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:38:24 AM »
bhabhi nu ta ssa de du teri has li fer thik he ke







 bhul na jayi

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Jokes Majaak / Re: tum kaise paida hue?
« on: November 12, 2014, 04:25:03 AM »
Na hor ki me hun aake tere gud gudi keran    :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / tum kaise paida hue?
« on: November 12, 2014, 03:57:10 AM »
Teacher: What is your name?
 
Student: Nisar!
 
Teacher: Accha Batao ki tum kaise paida hue?
 
Nisar:
 Jawani janeman haseen dilruba,
 mile do dil jawa, NISAR ho gaya….
 
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: “BIWI”
« on: May 20, 2014, 04:22:18 PM »
yes

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Jokes Majaak / “BIWI”
« on: May 20, 2014, 03:41:36 PM »
Dosto, Aaj hum ek ajeeb praani ke baare mein padhenge
Iss Jeev ka naam hai…

 

“BIWI”

 

- Yeh aksar Rasoi aur TV ke Saamne Paayi jaati hai

 

- Inka Paustik Aahaar hai, Pati Ka Bheja

 

- Yeh Paani kam, Khoon jyada peeti hai

 

- Inhe Aksar Naaraz hone ka naatak karte hue dekha ja sakta hai

 

- Iss Praani ka Sabse khatarnak Hathiyaar hain Inke Aansu (Rona) aur Emotionally Blackmail karna

 

- Iss jeev ke sampark mein rehne se, Tension naam ki beemari ho sakti hai, Jiska koi ilaaj nahin!

Bas inse saawdhaan rehna
– Bharat Sarkar Dwara Janhit Mein Jaari
 :D:

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Jokes Majaak / face_disco
« on: May 20, 2014, 03:26:28 PM »
face_disco  :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Aaj kuch tufani kerte he
« on: May 20, 2014, 03:13:04 PM »
aaj kuch tufani kerte he...... :blowout:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gujjar & Apurv
« on: April 29, 2014, 10:34:03 PM »
bina petrol da moter bike petrol pana ni bas mada jeha lana he  :laugh:  te aaye pajhu jive roket janda wa  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / •Movie songs and their medical interpretations.
« on: April 29, 2014, 02:53:24 PM »
Jiya Jale jaan jale,
Raat bhar dhuan chale
-FEVER

Tadap tadap ke is dil se aah nikalti rahi
-HEART ATTACK

Suhani raat dhal chuki ...naa jaane tum kab aoge
-CONSTIPATION

Bidi jalayle jigar se piya jigar ma badi aag he
-ACIDITY

Tujhme rab dikhta hai ..yaara main kya karoo
-CATARACT

Tuje yaad na meri aayi kisi se ab kya kahna
-ALZHEIMER'S

Mann dole mera tann dole
-VERTIGO

Tip tip barsa paani,
paani ne aag lagayee
-URINARY INFECTION

Dil Dhadak Dhadak ke keh raha he..
-HYPERTENSION

Aaj Kal Paaon Zameen par nahi padte mere..
-CORN ON FEET

Haay re
haay Neend nahin aaye..
-INSOMNIA

Batana bi nahi aata, Chupana bi nahi aata..
-PILES


 :D: :D:

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befkufiyain    :D: :D: :D:

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PJ Games / Re: Je tusi peg laya hoye ta.....
« on: April 29, 2014, 01:56:30 AM »
me ta ehni pi lu ki agle din gher aalya ne puri  :thaa: kerni

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Birbal Kaun Tha
« on: April 29, 2014, 01:48:09 AM »
hehe  :he:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: meha khaternak student....
« on: April 29, 2014, 01:45:08 AM »
mante ho ke ni   :D: :D:

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PJ Games / Re: express ur feelings with songs.....
« on: April 27, 2014, 07:09:46 PM »
aapa done russ bethe ta menau kon ve  :blah:

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Fun Time / Re: Give ur answer in Movie names only.
« on: April 27, 2014, 07:07:49 PM »
cool  =D>

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Jokes Majaak / Birbal Kaun Tha
« on: April 27, 2014, 04:14:32 PM »
Sir - "Birbal Kaun Tha?"
Student - "Pata Nahi Sir"
Sir - "Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale"
Student - "Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?"
Sir - "Mujhe Kya Pata"
Student - "Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale". :D: :D: :D:

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Fun Time / Give ur answer in Movie names only.
« on: April 27, 2014, 04:09:00 PM »

1) I M-
2) U R-
3) Life is-
4) Love is-
5) Best Relation-
6) Hobby-
7) Boy-s-
 Girl-s-
9) Heart-
10) Marrieg-
 :thinking:

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Jokes Majaak / Fill up d blanks..
« on: April 27, 2014, 04:00:48 PM »
1) Ur Name ________
2) % in 10th_______%
3) Gender_______

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Discussions / True Lines in real life-
« on: April 27, 2014, 03:46:56 PM »
"Jab Hum ek hi mazak ko lekar baar baar hus nahi sakte to hum ek hi gum lekar baar baar kyu rote rahe..."

So keep smiling 4ever.. :happy:

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Discussions / Re: WHO is SARDAR?
« on: April 27, 2014, 03:42:14 PM »
thnx rooh  :agreed:

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