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Jokes Majaak / pathan ka tota
« on: April 04, 2014, 07:52:33 AM »
Aik Pathan apne kaandhay pe aik  Tota bitha kar ja rha tha,

rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,

bhai ye konsa janwar hy,

Tota bola ”
Pathan hai salaa  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / socho meger dimak se.....
« on: April 01, 2014, 02:46:10 AM »
1947 Ka bohat hi famous SMS

kia ho sakta hai

socho

Think?
 :thinking: :thinking:

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Jokes Majaak / Phir milain gey
« on: April 01, 2014, 02:35:16 AM »
Funny Doctor and Patient Jokes

Doctor Patient ko dilasa dilate hoey : Why are you weeping?

Thori si choot lagi hai theek ho jaye ge

Patient rote hoey : Doctor sb main ess liye ro raha hoon K

Jis car se mera accident hoa tha oss ke peeche leekha tha

” Phir milain gey
 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: titu pitu
« on: April 01, 2014, 01:52:00 AM »
ha 22 titu di wife apne munde da rishta keran chali he  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kya soch he
« on: April 01, 2014, 01:22:55 AM »

Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
.
Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai
Unke ?
.
Maa : Arre Kambakht Tu To
Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
.
.
.
Ho Sakta Hai Ki
Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho

 :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / hawan karenge
« on: April 01, 2014, 12:59:07 AM »

Boy: aaj raat mere ghar aana
koi nahi hoga. ;)
.
Girl(Romantic hokar): Raat bhar akele
honge ham dono. <3
.
Boy: haan poori raat.
.
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Girl: To poori raat hum tum
akele ghar mein kya krenge..???
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Most #Romantic reply by the boy:
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE :D :

 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Titu ke sapne
« on: April 01, 2014, 12:14:12 AM »
Titu ko sapne me_ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak Titu apne bank_nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
 :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / titu pitu
« on: April 01, 2014, 12:12:20 AM »
Titu ke_lips jale hue the
Pitu: Kaise jale
Titu: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya_tha.
Pitu: To?
Titu: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko_choom liya :
 :D: :D:

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Lyrics / punjabi
« on: April 01, 2014, 12:07:10 AM »
Heese chitte peele ranga walle
phull kudey
Saroa dekka nimma mast malanga
walle phull kudey
Tere heese lal_gulabi phull hi sounde
ardiye ni
Par 302 da hein bouquet milda kitho
manage kariye Ni
Sanu gulab ajj tahi millya nah kaadeh
Sanu gulab ajj_tahi millya nah
khaadeh
Sanu gulab ajj_tahi millya nah kaadeh
Naddi ton
Sanu gulab ajj tahi millya nah kaadeh
naddi ton
Rab ne_hun takk door hi rakhya hein
Paisa naddi they gaddi kola
Sanu gulab ajj tahi millya nah kaadeh
Naddi ton
Hun kehndi shayari ton beena kuj hor
karda kaas_ki
Hun kehndi shayari ton beena kuj hor
karda kaas ki
Oh gallan vich samja gayi bin paise
khaadi aashiqui
Bus kar hor nah_geet likki hun meri
yaari shaddi ton
Sanu gulab ajj_tahi millya nah kaadeh
Naddi ton

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Jokes Majaak / Here's a joke to lighten things up..
« on: March 31, 2014, 10:20:55 PM »
Election spcl...

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki, ek hi bed par so rahe the ..

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Hubby Ke B'day par Wife
« on: March 31, 2014, 09:47:25 AM »
:)

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Santa 2 hotel Receptionist
« on: March 31, 2014, 09:46:52 AM »
lol :D: :D:

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Fun Time / Re:  It's CHALLENGE 4 ALL OF U 
« on: March 31, 2014, 06:56:57 AM »
hehehe  :D: :D:

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Fun Time / Re:  It's CHALLENGE 4 ALL OF U 
« on: March 31, 2014, 06:41:01 AM »
speling hi ta thik kerni si  :D:

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Fun Time / Re:  It's CHALLENGE 4 ALL OF U 
« on: March 31, 2014, 06:38:31 AM »
hehehe  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Hubby Ke B'day par Wife
« on: March 31, 2014, 06:05:56 AM »
Hubby Ke B'day par Wife Ne Pucha-Kya Gift Dun??

Hubby:-Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!

Wife: (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Dungi  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Santa 2 hotel Receptionist
« on: March 31, 2014, 05:55:21 AM »
Santa 2 hotel Receptionist in the midnight-
I heard,
U are providing Free Wife in the room?

Receptionist:
Sorry Sir,
Its not "Free Wife"
Its "Free Wi-Fi
 :D: :D:

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Fun Time /  It's CHALLENGE 4 ALL OF U 
« on: March 31, 2014, 05:48:44 AM »
Yeh 15 cheezen hain jo hum roz dekhte hain, spelling theek karna hai...

01. Libngdsiu=
02. Evtlesnioi=
03. Miet=
04. Boilme=
05. Ishtr=
06. Agdrne=
07. Solhoc=
08. sjdmai=
09. Tsere=
10. Yclecs=
11. Neplci=
12. Odosr=
13. Thgli=
14. Sglas =
15. Owilpl=

NOTE : Q NO 1 k 30 marks he, BAQI SAB Ke 5, 5 marks He
TOTAL MARKS:100
PASSING MARKS 70%
 :thinking: :thinking:

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Jokes Majaak / GHALIB SAHAB
« on: March 31, 2014, 04:57:26 AM »
EK BAAR GHALIB SAHAB TOILET ME SU..SU.. KARTE KHADE HOTE HAI..TABHI ACHANAK UNHE APNEE BEWAFA ITEM KI YAAD AATI HAI... TO USKI YYAD ME WO WAHI PER KHADE KHADE SHAYREE KARTE KARTE HAI....
" TERI BEWAFAEE KA KUCH IS KADAR ASAR HUA MUZH PER..
TERI BEWAFAEE KA KUCH IS KADAR ASAR HUA MUZHPER...
K MERE AANSU BHI TEREE TARAH BEWAFA NIKLE..
AB TO WOH BHI NIKALTE HAI TO RAASTA BADAL BADAL KE.":eek:  :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Bechara Hijra
« on: March 31, 2014, 04:54:08 AM »
Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
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.
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
.
.
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai“  :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:

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