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« on: April 18, 2014, 11:09:52 PM »
missing wife -whatsapp jokes Man : Sir, my wife is missing. . Postman : Yeh post office hai, Police station nahi. . Man : Oh sorry . . . . . . . . . Sala khushi ke mare kidar jaau, samajh me nahi aa raha !!
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« on: April 18, 2014, 11:02:18 PM »
Apni Andheri Qabar ko khud hi Roshan karne ki Taiyyari kar Ae Insaan
Aaj Zindon ko koi Yaad nahi karta, To Kal Murdon ko Kaun Yaad karega."
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« on: April 18, 2014, 10:52:35 PM »
wah re botle............
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:58:48 PM »
1 aadmi apne bete k liye 1
ROBOT
laya
jo jooth bolne par THAPAD
marta tha.
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Beta:- Papa aaj me school
nahi jaunga mere
pet me
dard hai (bete ko padi Sattaak…)
.
PAPA- Dekha tune jooth bola
isliye tuje saza mili,
me jab tere jitna tha to kabhi
jooth nahi bolta
tha.
(papa ko bhi padi Sattaak…)
.
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Wife: (Haste huye boli) Aap hi
ka beta hai
(mummy ko bhi. . .Sattaak…)
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:53:19 PM »
Wife - Aap Bangkok jaate ho toh mujhe kyo nahi le jaate..
Best answer by husband :-- Are pagli jab restaurant mein jaate he toh tiffin thodi le jaate he. :D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:44:19 PM »
Class Ki Group Photo Dekhte Hue
Teacher Baccho Se Kahne Lagi Ki
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Jab tum Log Bade Hoke ye deko
ge to Kahoge..
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Ye Raju Hai Jo America Chala Gaya...
Ye Chandu Hai Jo London Chala
Gaya..
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Aur Ye pappu Hai Jo Wahi Ka Wahi
Reh Gya..
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Pappu gusse se Bola : or Ye Humari
Teachar Hai
Jinka dehant ho gaya...
:D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:41:32 PM »
God to Pappu :- Beta kya
chahiye.??
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Pappu :- Ek Job,Ek badi si gaadi.. Aur
usme
Dher sari ladkiya,
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God :- Tathastu.
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Aaj pappu Girl's school me bus driver
hai...
Soch samajh k maango, God bhi
smart hai.
:D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:38:49 PM »
Waiter: Your Bill Sir
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Pappu : Take My Card
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Waiter : But Sir, ye to apki shaadi ka card hai
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Pappu : To Phir Bahar Kya Mazaak Me Likha Hai ?
"ALL CARDS ACCEPTED". :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:21:39 PM »
SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa
kyo paida hote hai?
BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD
badh gaya hai ke bachche akele
aane se darte hai :laugh:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:19:40 PM »
Teacher: Your son has failed See his report.
Eng-20
Math-15
Hindi-18
Phy-13
Chem-15
SSt. - 17
Total-98
Santa:Total mein toh kamaal hi kar diya hai..Is Subject ka Teachar kaun hai ! :D: :laugh: :D: :laugh:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:15:22 PM »
menu ta thhadi soch te herani ho ri he peta ni ki hoya
huh
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« on: April 18, 2014, 03:01:07 PM »
Sardar nu tenshion ni hondi na....... :D: :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:32:17 PM »
Doctor : i am sorry.
Opration k waqt Rubber k Gloves
aapke pet me reh gaye.
dobara opration karna hoga.
Patient : abey, pagal he kya?
ye le 20 rupaye
naya le le...
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:19:30 PM »
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:11:08 PM »
abki baar Modi sarkar...
:D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:04:01 PM »
Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wazan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe:
Wazan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu??? :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:00:41 PM »
Blind man in a Hotel..
Manager - Menu Sir ?
Man - I'm blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon, I'll smell it & order.
Manager got a spoon.
Blind smelt & said: Yes, I'll have
garlic bread with season potatoes.
"Unbelievable" said the manager.
Every week he came & was correct each time.
Once manager wanted to trick him, he went to the kitchen and told his wife Maria "Rub this spoon on ur lips".
She rubs it on her lips and gives it to her hubby.
Blind man smelt & said, "Oh My God !! My classmate Maria also works here !!
Manager fainted !! :D: :D:
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« on: April 05, 2014, 12:49:16 AM »
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: April 04, 2014, 11:13:08 PM »
:D: :D:Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne. :D: :D:
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« on: April 04, 2014, 07:54:29 AM »
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
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