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« on: March 26, 2014, 07:05:14 AM »
Miss : Aaj Tum Late Q Aae? School 8 baje Shuru Hota Hai phir der Q Ki?
Student :
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Miss, Aap Meri Itni Fikar Mat Kiya Karo dost SHAK krty Hain
:D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 07:01:44 AM »
Teacher;
Homewrk Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Masjid Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi.
:D: :D:
103
« on: March 26, 2014, 06:30:19 AM »
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. :D:
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai. :laugh: :laugh:
104
« on: March 26, 2014, 06:25:59 AM »
Patni: -suno ji,aapko mujhme kya achcha lagta hai. meri samajhdari ya meri beauty.
pati: -mujhe to tumhari ye mazak karne ki aadat bahot pasand hai.
:laugh: :D: :laugh: :D:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 06:21:53 AM »
Patni: “Aapne pichle saal salgireh pe mujhe lohay ka bed diya tha, Iss baar aapka kya iraada hai?”
pati: “Iss saal uss mein current chorne ka iraada hai.”
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 06:11:45 AM »
Patni – Collage ke bare me tumhara koi bura anubhav hai?
Pati – Han, Tumhari aur meri paheli mulakat college me he to hui thi.
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patni: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.
pati: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gayi ho.
patni: Main to maa banne wali hoon!
pati: Main bhi to baap banne wala hoon
107
« on: March 26, 2014, 05:06:22 AM »
,;*;*;
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,,,(")("),, i Pray
u be Safe
u be Happy
Every Minute,
Every Hour and
Everyday of ur life.
GOD BLESS YOU
Happy Birthday dear............[/size]
108
« on: March 26, 2014, 05:00:11 AM »
A Question For U: Dunia Mein Kiya Ziyada Mushkil Hai? "Kisi Ka Ho Jana" Ya "Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena" What U Say? Reply With Reason  :
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« on: March 23, 2014, 01:22:34 AM »
????
110
« on: March 23, 2014, 01:20:37 AM »
asi tah nak te makhi ben ni dinde tu sanu makhi khan te majboor kar rahi ae j eho jeha pyar rabb da dharam ae tah sanu es rabb ton bagi samaj!!
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« on: March 23, 2014, 01:03:14 AM »
vyah hon to bad peta chelda..... :thaa:
112
« on: March 23, 2014, 01:00:01 AM »
banda kon he
113
« on: March 23, 2014, 12:34:22 AM »
ohh kithe he 22 yar
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thnx 22 ji hun joke sare othe hi paunga
114
« on: March 23, 2014, 12:31:58 AM »
flirting aaj kal kine % log kerde he :
115
« on: March 23, 2014, 12:28:33 AM »
hehehe
116
« on: March 23, 2014, 12:26:22 AM »
soni mutiyar vaste ena ta ker hi sekde aa :love:
117
« on: March 23, 2014, 12:24:41 AM »
kale peg nal ni serna yar :blowout: :blowout: party all night
118
« on: March 23, 2014, 12:22:46 AM »
thnx ji
119
« on: March 23, 2014, 12:15:00 AM »
22 ji hun ta murga bedya gya je saal pehla puch lenda ta desda
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« on: March 23, 2014, 12:13:17 AM »
thnku ji
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