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« on: March 31, 2014, 04:54:08 AM »
Ek Hijre Ne Maje Maje Mein i-Pill Tablet Kha Li.
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Socho Aur Batao Kya Hua Hoga?
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Andar Se Aawaaz Aayi, “Aapke System Par Ye Suvidha Uplabdh Nahi Hai“ :D: :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 02:28:16 AM »
Narendra modi & Obama were talking in a bar. A guy came in n asked them wats d discussion about???
Modi: v r planning to kill 14 crore pakistanis & sunny leone!!
Guy: why Sunny Leone??
Suddenly Modi tells Obama: See I told u nobody would care about 14 crore pakistanis!!!!!!!
:D: :D:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 02:20:55 AM »
Ladka & Ladki standing on the bus stop:
ladka to ladki : nice lipstick...
ladki : thanks
ladka : nice top & jeans...
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice earings
ladki : thanks
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Ladka : nice necklace
Ladki : thanks BHAIYA
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Ladka :- hmm.. Par tu sohni fer v ni lagdi ............
:D:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 02:14:58 AM »
Interviewer: Let me check ur english,
tell me d opposite of good.?
Ranga: Bad.
Interviewer: Come
Ranga : Go.
Interviewer: Ugly?
Ranga : Pichhlli.
Interviewer: PICHLLI
Ranga: UGLY.
Interviewer: Shut Up.
Ranga : Keep talking.
Interviewer: Ok, now stop all dis
Ranga: Ok, now carry on all dis.
Interviewer: Abey, chup ho ja..chup ho ja..chup ho jaa.
Ranga: Abey bolta ja..bolta ja..bolta ja.
Interviewer: Arey, yaar.
Ranga: Arey dushman.
Interviewer: Get Out
Ranga: Come In.
Interviewer: Oh my God.
Ranga: Oh, my devil.
Interviewer: shhhhhhh
Ranga: Hurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Interviewer: mere bap chup hoja
Ranga: mere bete bolta reh
Interviewer: U are rejected
Ranga: I m selected. Oye Bolo ta ra ra ra r
:D: :D:
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« on: March 30, 2014, 12:01:49 AM »
What is ABCDEFG?
A Boy Can Do Everything For a Girl!
But what is GFEDCBA? (The Opposite)
Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again!
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« on: March 29, 2014, 11:51:06 PM »
Sharma ko uska sasur jute maar raha tha
Aadmi : Kyu maar rahe ho?
Sasur : Meinie ise Hospital se SMS kiya.
Tum baap ban gaye ho. Isne apne sare friends ko forward kar diya!
:laugh: :hehe:
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« on: March 29, 2014, 11:48:29 PM »
Nurse : Mubarak ho aap ke ghar ladka paida hua hai.
Santa : Wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hua hai!!!
:D: :D: [/b]
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« on: March 29, 2014, 11:17:25 PM »
Boy-I Love u
Girl ne boy se pucha main bhi tumse i love u kahu to kya karoge
Boy- khushi se mar jaaunga
Girl- ja pagle nahi kehti
JEE Le apni zindgi... :D: :D:
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« on: March 29, 2014, 11:11:15 PM »
Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference:
“Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”
Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai - Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad >> Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet >> Aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement >> Humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any further correspondence >> Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.
No phone call >> Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained >> Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks >> Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. >> Tohar Bilva
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 04:59:12 PM »
Wo Konsa Time Hy Jo Mard Ko 10
mint Me Thaka dta Hy
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Orat Chahti hy K Wo Krta rahy
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“Shopping”
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KAKA teri Soch nhi badl
Skdi… :laugh:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 07:01:44 AM »
Teacher;
Homewrk Kiun Nhi Kiya?
Stdnt;
Sir,Light Nhi Thi
Teachr;
To Mom Batti Jala Lete
Student;
Sir,Maachis Nhi Thi
Teachr;
Machis Kiun Nai Thi
Student;
Masjid Me Rkhi Thi.
Teachr;
To Wahan Se Le Aate
Student;
Nahaya Hua Nhi Tha
Teachr;
Nahaye Kiun Nhi Thy
Student;
Pani Nhi Tha Sir
Teachr;
Pani Kiun Nhi Tha?
Student;
Sir Motor Nhi Chal Rahi Thi.
Teachr;
Ullu K Pathy Motor Kiun Nai Chal Rahi Thi ?
Student;
Sir Bataya To Hy Light Nhi Thi.
:D: :D:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 06:30:19 AM »
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai. :D:
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai. :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 26, 2014, 05:00:11 AM »
A Question For U: Dunia Mein Kiya Ziyada Mushkil Hai? "Kisi Ka Ho Jana" Ya "Kisi Ko Apna Bana Lena" What U Say? Reply With Reason  :
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:24:11 PM »
I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.
I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.
I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:10:40 PM »
Santa while taking a head-bath was applying #shampoo even on his shoulders.
Jeeto: Why are you applying #shampoo on shoulders?
Santa: This shampoo is special.
It is clearly written on it
"Head and Shoulders" :D
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:09:28 PM »
3 Boys proposing a Girl..
1st boy- I Can die for you.
Girl- Every one says like this.
2nd boy- I Can get stars for you.
Girl- Pretty old dialog.
3rd boy- I can delete My Facebook ACCOUNT.
Girl in Tears, I'll Marry U... :D
:D: :D:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:04:29 PM »
Girl: I dont lyk, the way
U keep staring at me! :/
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Boy: And I love the way
U notice me doing that!
:wow:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 11:01:53 PM »
I Love you
But i am not your Lover.
i Hug you
But i am not ur Life Partner.
I Care for you
But i am not from your Family.
I am ready to share your pain
But i am not in your Blood Relation.
They are... Friends !
A True Friend scolds like a Dad !
Cares like a Mom !
Irritates like a Sister !
Teases like a Brother !
And finally
Loves you more than a Lover
:hug: :love:
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« on: March 22, 2014, 10:58:38 PM »
Becoz of Global Warming........
Our Next generation will not b able to see Tigers !!!!
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To Hum kya kare?
Hamne bhi to Dinosaur nahi dekha hai.
Kabhi Shikayat ki kya?
Only 842 girls are left for every 1000 boys in India .........
SAVE GIRLS !!!
we can save the tigers later....
Bike pe piche ladki chahiye ya tiger ??
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choice is yours....
Janhit Mein Jaari.... bachao Naari
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« on: March 22, 2014, 10:57:05 PM »
A Father asked his daughter :
Who do u Love more ME or UR Husband.?
The best reply given by d daughter:
I don't know really...
but when I see you, I forget him
but when I see him,
I remember you...
Really True
=D> =D> =D>
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