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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:19:30 PM »
girl : i love u dear! will u marry me?îî
boy : kuch different aur new style me propose kar na...
girl : teri lash ko aag lagane ka chance mere bete ko dega kya ??:-):--) :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:11:08 PM »
abki baar Modi sarkar...
:D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:04:01 PM »
Doctor : Roz 5km walk karo, to 1 sal me 50kg wazan kum ho jayega..
1 saal baad santa phone pe:
Wazan to kam ho gaya,
magar saale ghar kaise jau 1825km door aa gaya hu??? :D:
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« on: April 18, 2014, 02:00:41 PM »
Blind man in a Hotel..
Manager - Menu Sir ?
Man - I'm blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon, I'll smell it & order.
Manager got a spoon.
Blind smelt & said: Yes, I'll have
garlic bread with season potatoes.
"Unbelievable" said the manager.
Every week he came & was correct each time.
Once manager wanted to trick him, he went to the kitchen and told his wife Maria "Rub this spoon on ur lips".
She rubs it on her lips and gives it to her hubby.
Blind man smelt & said, "Oh My God !! My classmate Maria also works here !!
Manager fainted !! :D: :D:
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« on: April 05, 2014, 12:49:16 AM »
Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne :D: :D: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: April 04, 2014, 11:13:08 PM »
:D: :D:Bacha: Mummy Aitki Aapan Saare Pataake Es Shop Ton Lavange,
Mummy: Na Mere Putter, Eh Taan Girl Hostel Hai, Pataakeyan Di Dukan Thode Aa.
Bacha: Paape Ne Taan Dasseya Si Saari Phul-Jharian, Te Pataake Aithe Hi Rehnde Ne. :D: :D:
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« on: April 04, 2014, 07:54:29 AM »
Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
.
2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty
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« on: April 04, 2014, 07:52:33 AM »
Aik Pathan apne kaandhay pe aik Tota bitha kar ja rha tha,
rastey main 1 admi ne rok k pucha,
bhai ye konsa janwar hy,
Tota bola ”
Pathan hai salaa :D: :D:
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« on: April 01, 2014, 02:46:10 AM »
1947 Ka bohat hi famous SMS kia ho sakta hai socho Think?  : :
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« on: April 01, 2014, 02:35:16 AM »
Funny Doctor and Patient Jokes
Doctor Patient ko dilasa dilate hoey : Why are you weeping?
Thori si choot lagi hai theek ho jaye ge
Patient rote hoey : Doctor sb main ess liye ro raha hoon K
Jis car se mera accident hoa tha oss ke peeche leekha tha
” Phir milain gey
:D: :D:
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« on: April 01, 2014, 01:22:55 AM »
Bahu : Maaji, Ye Abhi Tak Nahi Aaye,
.
Kahi Koi Ladki Ka Chakkar To Nahi Hai
Unke ?
.
Maa : Arre Kambakht Tu To
Hamesha Galat Hi Sochti Hai,
.
.
.
Ho Sakta Hai Ki
Kisi TRUCK Ke Neeche Aa Gaya Ho
:D: :D:
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« on: April 01, 2014, 12:59:07 AM »
Boy: aaj raat mere ghar aana
koi nahi hoga. ;)
.
Girl(Romantic hokar): Raat bhar akele
honge ham dono. <3
.
Boy: haan poori raat.
.
.
Girl: To poori raat hum tum
akele ghar mein kya krenge..???
.
.
Most #Romantic reply by the boy:
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE
HAWAN KARENGE :D :
:D: :D: :D:
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« on: April 01, 2014, 12:14:12 AM »
Titu ko sapne me_ek ladki ne chappal mari,
2 din tak Titu apne bank_nahi gaya,
Qnki bank me likha tha..
“hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain”
:laugh: :laugh:
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« on: April 01, 2014, 12:12:20 AM »
Titu ke_lips jale hue the
Pitu: Kaise jale
Titu: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya_tha.
Pitu: To?
Titu: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko_choom liya :
:D: :D:
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« on: April 01, 2014, 12:07:10 AM »
Heese chitte peele ranga walle
phull kudey
Saroa dekka nimma mast malanga
walle phull kudey
Tere heese lal_gulabi phull hi sounde
ardiye ni
Par 302 da hein bouquet milda kitho
manage kariye Ni
Sanu gulab ajj tahi millya nah kaadeh
Sanu gulab ajj_tahi millya nah
khaadeh
Sanu gulab ajj_tahi millya nah kaadeh
Naddi ton
Sanu gulab ajj tahi millya nah kaadeh
naddi ton
Rab ne_hun takk door hi rakhya hein
Paisa naddi they gaddi kola
Sanu gulab ajj tahi millya nah kaadeh
Naddi ton
Hun kehndi shayari ton beena kuj hor
karda kaas_ki
Hun kehndi shayari ton beena kuj hor
karda kaas ki
Oh gallan vich samja gayi bin paise
khaadi aashiqui
Bus kar hor nah_geet likki hun meri
yaari shaddi ton
Sanu gulab ajj_tahi millya nah kaadeh
Naddi ton
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« on: March 31, 2014, 10:20:55 PM »
Election spcl...
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki, ek hi bed par so rahe the ..
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« on: March 31, 2014, 06:05:56 AM »
Hubby Ke B'day par Wife Ne Pucha-Kya Gift Dun??
Hubby:-Tum mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo aur Mera Kehna Maano...Yahi kaafi hai...!!
Wife: (Kuch Der Soch Ke) Nahin Main To Gift Dungi :D: :D:
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« on: March 31, 2014, 05:55:21 AM »
Santa 2 hotel Receptionist in the midnight-
I heard,
U are providing Free Wife in the room?
Receptionist:
Sorry Sir,
Its not "Free Wife"
Its "Free Wi-Fi
:D: :D:
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« on: March 31, 2014, 05:48:44 AM »
Yeh 15 cheezen hain jo hum roz dekhte hain, spelling theek karna hai...
01. Libngdsiu=
02. Evtlesnioi=
03. Miet=
04. Boilme=
05. Ishtr=
06. Agdrne=
07. Solhoc=
08. sjdmai=
09. Tsere=
10. Yclecs=
11. Neplci=
12. Odosr=
13. Thgli=
14. Sglas =
15. Owilpl=
NOTE : Q NO 1 k 30 marks he, BAQI SAB Ke 5, 5 marks He
TOTAL MARKS:100
PASSING MARKS 70% : :
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« on: March 31, 2014, 04:57:26 AM »
EK BAAR GHALIB SAHAB TOILET ME SU..SU.. KARTE KHADE HOTE HAI..TABHI ACHANAK UNHE APNEE BEWAFA ITEM KI YAAD AATI HAI... TO USKI YYAD ME WO WAHI PER KHADE KHADE SHAYREE KARTE KARTE HAI....
" TERI BEWAFAEE KA KUCH IS KADAR ASAR HUA MUZH PER..
TERI BEWAFAEE KA KUCH IS KADAR ASAR HUA MUZHPER...
K MERE AANSU BHI TEREE TARAH BEWAFA NIKLE..
AB TO WOH BHI NIKALTE HAI TO RAASTA BADAL BADAL KE.":eek: :D: :D:
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