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:angr: jantaa kyu nahi sudardi  :lost:

        Mothering

Wait 'til you get to the last picture...and we call animals, animals?

Do not miss the NEW OFFICE POLICY at the bottom

DUE TO  ECONOMIC CRISIS , THIS WILL BE YOUR FUTURE INFRASTRUCTURE SETUPS FOR OFFICE OPERATIONS














NEW OFFICE POLICY

Dress Code:
1) You are advised to come to work dressed according to
your salary.

2) If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a
Gucci bag , we will assume you are doing well financially
and therefore do not need a raise.

3) If you dress poorly , you need to learn to manage your
money better , so that you may buy nicer clothes , and
therefore you do not need a raise.

4) If you dress just right , you are right where you need
to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

Sick Days:
We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof
of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor , you are able to come to work.

Personal Days:
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year.
They are called Saturdays & Sundays.   

Bereavement Leave:
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends ,
relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend
the funeral arrangements in your place. In rare cases where employee involvement is
necessary , the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to
allow you to work t hr ough your lunch hour and subsequently lea ve one hour early.

Bat hr oom Breaks:
Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet.
There is now a strict t hr ee-minute time limit in the
stalls. At the end of t hr ee minutes , a n alarm will
sound , the toilet paper roll will retract , the stall
door will open , and a picture will be taken. After your
second offense , your picture will be posted on the
company bulletin board under the 'C hr onic Offenders'
category. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be
sectioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break:

* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch , as they need
to eat more , so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a
balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch , because that's
all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here
to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore ,
all questions , comments , concerns , complaints ,
frustrations , irritations , aggravations , insinuations ,
allegations , accusations , contemplations , consternation
and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management
Pass this on to all who are employed!
 
We are expected to perform twice our potential while cutting coststo half......

This is the future performer  ???

Height's of cost  cutting

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round.....



Be careful while you answering, No one will GET second chance to impress....


Very very Impressive Questions and Answers..... ...

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night,

it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:


An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.


Which one would you choose to offer a ride to,

knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?


This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.



* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;


* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.


* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. \\The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?



He simply answered:



"I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital.

I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."



Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside the Box."





Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?"

The candidate who was selected answered " I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir"


Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) - What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.
Girl - I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked





Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate.

Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?
Candidate: Instantly replied "Tea"

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say "TEA" when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was "What is before you (U - alphabet)
Reply was "TEA" ( T - alphabet)

Alphabet "T" was before Alphabet "U"


Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his "First Diwali"?
People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc...



But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura.

In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.



So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!





Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate "This is your last question of the interview.

Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files."
Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table.

Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table,

then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask.....



And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ........


This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ....

"THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX"

Read it Carefully... . BE ALERT!!!

Be Careful at the Indian Airports, This is a well organized conspiracy by Indian Immigration, Police, Customs and Air India staff with networking at all the Indian International Airports. Be careful when ever you give your passport to Immigration/ Customs/Air India staff. The pass port can be easily t am pered and can create trouble to you. They have found easy way of making money from NRIs. This is the way it works:
At the time of the passenger's departure, if the passenger is not looking at the officer while he is stamping the exit, the officer very cleverly tears away one of the page from the passport. Whe n the passenger leaves the immigration counter, the case is reported on his computer terminal with full details. Now all over India they have got full details of the passenger with Red Flag flashing on the Passport number entered by the departure immigration officer. They have made their money by doing above. On arrival next time, he is interrogated.

Subject to the passenger's period of stay abroad, his income and standing etc., the price to get rid of the problem is settled by the Police and Immigration people. If someone argues, his future is spoiled because there are always some innocent fellows who think the honesty is the basis of getting justice in India ...

Please advise every passenger to be careful at the airport.

Whenever they hand over the passport to the counters of Air India , or immigration or the customs, they must be vigilant, should not remove eyes from the passport even if the officer in front tries to divert their attention.

Also, please pass this information to all friends, media men and important politicians. Every month 20-30 cases are happening all over India to rob the NRIs the minute he lands. Similar case has happened with Ar am co's Arifuddin. He was traveling with his f amily. They had six passports. They got the visa of America and decided to go via Hyderabad from Jeddah. They reach ed Hyderabad . Stayed about a month and left for the States. When they reached the States, the page of the American visa on his wife's passport was missing. At the time of departure from Hyderabad it was there, the whole family had to return to Hyderabad helplessly. On arrival at Bombay back, they were caught by the police and now it is over 2 months, they are running after the Police, Immigration officers and the Courts. On going in to details with him, he found out the following: One cannot imagine, neither can believe, that the Indian Immigration dept can play such a nasty g am e to harass the innocent passengers.

All the passengers traveling to & fro India via Bombay and Hyderabad must be aware of this conspiracy. Every month 15 to 20 cases are taking place, at e ach mentioned airport, of holding the passengers in the crime of tear ing away the passport pages. On interviewing some of them, none of them was aware of what had happened. They don't know why, when and who tore away the page from the middle of the passport. One can imagine the sufferings of such people at the hands of the immigration, police and the court procedures in India after that. The number of cases is increasing in the last 2-3 years. People who are arriving at the immigration, they a re questioned and their passports are being held and they have to go in interrogation. Obviously, the conspiracy started about 2 to 3 years ago, now the results are coming. Some of the Air India counter staff too is involved in this conspiracy.



   
KINDLY SEND THIS TO AS MANY AS YOUR FRIENDS ACROSS THE WORLD AND ALSO REQUEST THEM TO CHECK THE PASSPORT AT THE CHECKING COUNTERS AND BEFORE LEAVING THE AIRPORT

which type of snake it is ?

USE FULL WORDS ENGLISH TO ARABI



English to Arabic Phrases
 ENGLISH                      ARABIC PHONETICS
 
 Hello                      Marhaba
 Good Morning               Sabah El Khair
 Good Evening               Masa El Khair
 Greetings                  Assalam'alaikoom
 How are you?               Kaif al hal?
 Goodbye                    Ma'assalama
 Please                     Min Fadlak
 Yes                        Na'am
 No                         La
 What                       Matha
 Who                        Man
 Where                      Ayina
 Why                        Lematha?
 How much? (cost)                  Bekam?
 How many?                      Kam?
 Excuse me                      Affwan
 Thank you                      Shukran
 I don't know                   Lusto Adree
 Do you speak English?          Hal Tatkalam Al Engleaziah?


 English to Arabic Words

ENGLISH                ARABIC PHONETICS

 Airport                 Matar
 Post office             Bareed
 Airlines office         Maktab Al Taiaran
 Bank                    Bank
 Passport                Jawaz Safar
 Luggage                 Aghradd
 Ticket                  Tathkarah
 Taxi                    Taxi
 Car                     Sayarrah



English to Arabic Numbers

ENGLISH              ARABIC PHONETICS
 One                   Wahed
 Two                   Itnain
 Three                 Thalatha
 Four                  Arba'a
 Five                  Khamsa
 Six                   Sitta
 Seven                 Sab'a
 Eight                 Thamania
 Nine                  Tis'a
 Ten                   ‘Ashra
 








 :okk:

(A)ccepts you as you are......
(B)elives in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(G)ives unconditionally....................
(H)elps you
(I)nvites you over.......
(J)ust "be"with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(N)ever Judges
(O)ffer support...........
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets yours fears
(R)aises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it....................
(U)nderstands you
(V)alues you
(W)alks beside you....................
(X)-plains thing you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
thats what a FRND is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thats her...........................................................

Life ends But work will never end...

Don't work too hard

New Michelin Tires... Absolutely SCARY looking...
Look for 'em in August.


These tires are made in South Carolina , USA .

SEE THROUGH TIRES
Radical new tire design by Michelin.
The next generation of tires.
They had a pair at the Philadelphia car show
 
Yes, those are 'spoke' like connections to the inner part of the tire from the
outside tread 'wrap


 
These tires are airless and are scheduled to be out on the market very soon.
The bad news for law enforcement is that spike strips will not work on these.
Just think of the impact on existing technology:
A no more air valves...
B. no more air compressors at gas stations...
C. no more repair kits...
D. no more flats...
These are actual pictures taken at the South Carolina Michelin plant