The way we depends on machinery might be in 3000 our life is like this...

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The Chinese Car is coming soon!
 
It will beat all the low fuel consumption cars in the world!
 
New Car - For $600 - New Single Seat VW (INR - 27965 Rs)
 
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If you could go to Shanghai for a vacation, buy two or more of these cars, one for your wife and one for yourself, and one for each of your kids, have them shipped to Canada and still spend less money than if you bought a car in Canada. Getting the car(s) into USA, still an ordeal
 
This is not a toy, not a concept car. It is a newly developed single seat car in highly aerodynamic tear-shape road-proven real car. It is ready to be launched as a single-seater for sale in Shanghai in 2010 for a mere RMB 4,000 (US$600)!
 
Interested? Wait till you learn that it will cruise at 100-120 Km/Hr with an unbelievable 0.99litre/100Km (258 miles/gallon)!
 
Impressed? Totally, after you have read all the details below about the hi-tech and space-age material input into this car!
 
The Most Economic Car in the World will be on sale next year
This is a single seated car
 
From conception to production: 3 years and the company is headquartered in Hamburg, Germany.
 
Will be selling for 4000 yuan, equivalent to US$600...
 
Gas tank capacity = 1.7 gallons
 
Speed = 62 - 74.6 Miles/hour
 
Fuel efficiency = 258 miles/gallon
 
Travel distance with a full tank = 404 miles

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 How Technology has changed us !!!!
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can anybody tell me how we can upload pix from my own pc..?
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if u not get me plz ask...  :woried:

WHY GOD MADE MOMS       
Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:


Why did God make mothers?
1.  She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2.  Mostly to clean the house.
3.  To help us out of there when we were getting born.


How did God make mothers?
1.  He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2.  Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3.  God made my mom just the same like he made me.  He just used bigger parts.


What ingredients are mothers made of?
1.  God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2.  They had to get their start from men's bones.  Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1.  We're related.
2.  God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1.  My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2.  I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.  They say she used to be nice.


What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1.  His last name.
2.  She had to know his background.  Like is he a crook?  Does he get drunk on beer?
3.  Does he make at least $800 a year?  Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?


Why did your mom marry your dad?
1.  My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.  And my mom eats a lot
2.  She got too old to do anything else with him.
3.  My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's the boss at your house?
1.  Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2.  Mom.  You can tell by room inspection.  She sees the stuff under the bed.
3.  I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


What's the difference between moms and dads?
1.  Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2.  Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.  Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4.  Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine


What does your mom do in her spare time?
1.  Mothers don't do spare time.
2.  To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1.  On the inside she's already perfect.  Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2.  Diet.  You know, her hair.  I'd diet, maybe blue.



If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be? 1.  She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.  I'd get rid of that.
2.  I'd make my mom smarter.  Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3.  I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.


WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING  -- SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS,
GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS....
and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!!!


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Life Without Girls
The result
Markets silent
Streets empty
The police at rest
All mobile companies in loss
No SMS
No Flowers
No Valentine
No Candles
No Perfumes
All the men directed to Heaven

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Tenu nave ho gae chit ni purane kihde mitt,
Paiya chann jehe mathe utte teorian ni haase danda ch dabaa laye,
Challe gairan de main sunnea bedarde
tu shagan manake pa laye..

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
niku: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR



Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
niku replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X..



After returning back from a foreign trip, niku asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
niku: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked niku:
Any great man born in this
niku: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So niku writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


When niku was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver
adjusted the mirror. niku shouted, "You are trying to see my
wife? Sit behind. I will drive.


Interviewer: Just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
niku: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

niku: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
niku: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.

niku: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
niku: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new

Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
niku: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
niku: Bcoz it is Black & White

niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.


niku attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
niku: If U give me the address I will go there sir.



Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
niku: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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Cabbage contains chemicals that help  heal both gastric  and duodenal ulcers.  Food as mecidine
HEADACHE?   EAT FISH
Eat   plenty of fish -- fish oil helps prevent  headaches..
So  does ginger, which  reduces inflammation and pain. 

HAY   FEVER? EAT   YOGURT!
Eat   lots of yogurt before pollen season. 
Also-eat honey from  your area (local  region) daily.

TO   PREVENT STROKEDRINK   TEA!   
Prevent   build-up of fatty deposits on artery walls  with regular  doses of tea.  (actually,   tea suppresses appetite and keeps the  pounds from  invading....Green tea is great  for our immune  system)! 

INSOMNIA   (CAN'T SLEEP?) HONEY!   
Use honey as a tranquilizer and  sedative. 

ASTHMA?  EAT   ONIONS!!!!   
Eating   onions helps ease constriction of  bronchial tubes.  (onion   packs place   on chest   helped   the respiratory ailments and actually made   breathing   better).

ARTHRITIS?  EAT   FISH, TOO!!
Salmon, tuna, mackerel and sardines  actually  prevent arthritis.  (fish   has omega oils, good for our immune   system) 

UPSET   STOMACH? BANANAS   - GINGER!!!!!   
Bananas   will settle an upset stomach.
Ginger  will cure morning  sickness and nausea.. 

BLADDER   INFECTION? DRINK   CRANBERRY  JUICE!!!!   
High-acid   cranberry juice controls harmful bacteria.

BONE   PROBLEMS?  EAT   PINEAPPLE!!! 
Bone fractures and osteoporosis can be  prevented by the  manganese in pineapple. 

MEMORY   PROBLEMS? EAT   OYSTERS!   
Oysters   help improve your mental functioning by  supplying  much-needed zinc. 

COLDS?  EAT   GARLIC!   
Clear   up that stuffy head with garlic.  (remember,   garlic lowers cholesterol,  too.)

COUGHING?  USE   RED PEPPERS!! 
A substance similar to that found in  the cough syrups is  found in hot red  pepper. Use red (cayenne) pepper  with  caution-it can irritate your tummy.

BREAST   CANCER?  EAT   Wheat, bran and  cabbage 
Helps to maintain estrogen at healthy  levels. 

LUNG   CANCER?   EAT   DARK GREEN AND ORANGE AND  VEGGIES!!! 
A   good antidote is beta carotene, a form of  Vitamin A found in  dark green and orange  vegetables. 

ULCERS?EAT   CABBAGE ALSO!!!   
Cabbage contains chemicals that help  heal both gastric  and duodenal ulcers.

DIARRHEA? EAT   APPLES!
Grate   an apple with its skin, let it turn brown  and eat it to cure  this condition.  (Bananas   are good for this  ailment)

CLOGGED   ARTERIES? EAT   AVOCADO!   
Mono   unsaturated fat in avocados lowers  cholesterol. 

HIGH   BLOOD PRESSURE?  EAT   CELERY AND OLIVE  OIL!!!   
Olive oil has been shown to lower  blood pressure. 
Celery contains a  chemical that lowers pressure too.   

BLOOD   SUGAR IMBALANCE?    EAT   BROCCOLI AND PEANUTS!!! 
The   chromium in broccoli and peanuts helps  regulate insulin and  blood sugar.

Kiwi: Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of  potassium,  magnesium, Vitamin E &  fibre. It's Vitamin C content is  twice  that of an orange. 
Apple: An apple a day keeps the doctor away?  Although an apple has  a low Vitamin C  content, it has antioxidants &   flavonoids which enhances the activity of  Vitamin C thereby  helping to lower the  risks of colon cancer, heart  attack &  stroke..
StrawberryProtective fruit. Strawberries have the  highest total  antioxidant power among  major fruits & protects the body  from  cancer causing, blood vessels clogging   free radicals. (Actually,   any berry is good for you..they're high in  anti-oxidants and  they actually keep us  young...........blueberries are the best  and  very versatile in the health field........they  get rid  of all the free-radicals that  invade our  bodies)
Orange: Sweetest medicine. Taking 2 - 4 oranges a  day may help  keep colds away, lower  cholesterol, prevent  & dissolve kidney  stones as well as lessen the risk  of colon  cancer..
WatermelonCoolest Thirst Quencher. Composed of 92%  water, it is also  packed with a giant dose  of glutathione which helps boost  our  immune system..  They are also a key source  of  lycopene - the cancer fighting oxidant.   Other  nutrients   
Found in watermelon are Vitamin  C  & Potassium. (watermelon   also has natural substances [natural SPF  sources] that keep  our skin healthy,  protecting our skin from those darn UV   rays)
Guava   & Papaya:Top awards for Vitamin C. They are the  clear winners for  their high Vitamin C  content. Guava is also rich in fibre  which  helps prevent constipation.   
Papaya:is rich in carotene, this is good for your  eyes.  (also   good for gas and  indigestion) 
Tomatoes  are   very good as a preventative measure for  men, keeps those  prostrate problems from  invading their  bodies......GOOD   AS MEDICINE..

   Very   informative - spread  the  information   

  TIME is a rare Luxury that cannot be purchased, When someone spends it for you, RESPECT it - It defines the depth of CARE for you!!
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