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2441
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:34:11 PM »
kudi da suit iva lagda jiva baha to kisa na fad dita honda ")) X_X X_X hih hih hih hih
2442
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:32:21 PM »
Acha jatti g.........Thanks
yup yup nd np ;)
2443
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:31:54 PM »
Ik Chuha sherni kol roj 1 leer sut jaanda si.
Sherni ne 1 din usnu puhceyaa, "a ki karda hai?"
Chuha --" Paawe fulkaari Utte Wel Bootiyaa Mitran De Chaadre te Paa De Morni "
hih hih hih omg dam funny hih hih hih hih
2444
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:30:00 PM »
He Proposed A Girl :- Sohniye Mainu Tere Naal Pyar Ho Gya va..
Girl :- Shakal Dekhi A, Bandar Jeha..
Boy :- Apni Dekhi A Sali Kod Kirli Jahi, Mar k Mukka Naasa Bhandu, Vadi Ayi Sali Chaam Charik Jehi.. ja Dafa HoJa Itho Maitho Butha Na Bhana Leyi..
Girl :- Sorry I LOVE U 2..
hih hih hih hih hih hih THT WAS EASSY hih hih hih KINI JALDI BANDER TO ILU HO GAYA hih hih hih hih hih
2445
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:29:07 PM »
Dil Je Kare Tere Koll Aawan,
Tere Koll Aake Ruk Jaawa,
Na Baitha Te Na Hi Bulaawan
Bass Teri Akh Ch Ungal Maar ke Bhajj Aawa
HAHAHA TAN HE TERA KOL NAI BANDA KOI TERYA KARTOOTA DA PATA A SARYA NU hih
2446
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:26:59 PM »
haha vadiya aa.
Mein ik patey di gal dasda, oh interviewer Gangsta Jatti si.
MAIN INTERVIEO KARDI C JA MERI HONDI C CUZ I DO GOT EAT ND MA EYE SIGHT IS DAM GUD I DNT WEAR LENZ OR ANKA SO HMM JALDI DASSO ")) ")) "))
2447
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »
Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh : What is he studying there?
Banta : Oh!!! he is not studying. They are studying him!!!
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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.
SARDAR: Saala, kal raat maine 3 ghannte ki aik english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikha, aur na hi koi awaaz sunni.
FRIEND: picture ka naam kya tha???
SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"...
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".
Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".
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Sardar: main app se shaadi karna chahta houn.
Girl: laikin main appse 1 saal baree houn.
Sardar: Oye No problem Soniye, I'll Marry You Next Year.
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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! hih hih hih hih
2448
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:18:24 PM »
No Ears
A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." :bes: :bes: ")) hih
2449
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:13:03 PM »
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA DONO JOKE GUD C HAHAHAHAHAH hih hih
2450
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:09:08 PM »
THTS ONE OF YA BEST ONE NO JOKE I LUV THT ONE CUZ ITS SO TRUE ")) 8-> 8->
2451
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:07:47 PM »
Zindagi de jis mor te
vakh ho gye appne rahh
tainu pata nahi hona
main aje vi utthe hi khara
tere bajhon mainu ek pairr na putna aave
te utton terian yadaan da jangal ghana
ethhe hi gavaya main appa
bada chikeya pukariya
parr bahuria na koi
tere siva kisse da vi naa ni pata
akkhan vich rahe tere hijjran de hanjoo
diseya na koi bara labhia main rahh
tere pyar diyan berian ne paran vich mere
tu hi dass agge vadhan taan kiven vaddhan
badnasibi si meri
ke na bann saki koi vi lakir
unjh badi vaar lekhia main haathan utte tera na
REALLY NIC ONE YAAR :lost: 8->
2452
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:05:58 PM »
sab nu pata e gang ajj kal tabai macha reha backe 8-> 8-> hih hih
hih hih hih hih IS LAI SARA KANDA BETER SAFE THAN SORRY ")) hih hih
2453
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:05:10 PM »
eme ni koi lagge lagda 8-> 8-> gangi patner 8-> 8-> 8->
SUKAR GANGI KAHA JA KITA IK AKHAR GALT PA AJANDA GUNGI BAN JANA C ")) ")) ")) hih
2454
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:04:33 PM »
wese mada kayal ni jis din ekathe hoye oh din kam kharab ")) ")) hih hih
hih hih hih hih ODAN DI ODAN SOCHI JAYU ")) ")) "))
2455
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:03:46 PM »
")) ")) ")) ")) "))
CHAL SHAD INA NA SOCH ")) "))
Haq nal karde si, galti ve dosta,sochya nahi si ainj russ jayenga,
Jahaan de nal sanu hasna sikha ke,pata nahi si satho vichad jayenga,
Sikhya hai bas dukh tainu muho dasna,hor kise utte sada sachi jor koi na,
Jive de v haige assi tere hi ha,satho mukhra na mori sada hor koi na... :wow: :wow:
2456
« on: January 27, 2009, 01:01:43 PM »
Lekhaan dey vich sade inj jhuliaan haneriyaan,
udd phudd gayiann gallan ..
channa teriyan te meriyan..
pyaar wali kuli jithey ek din ral key asaa banayi
hun kakhan diyann bas reh gayian ne dheriyan...
CHORI DA A :wow:
2457
« on: January 27, 2009, 12:59:02 PM »
_Ssa__ jada nahi pata pyar bare fer v ik do galan jaror likanga sacha pyar karan wale bahut ghat par j kade pyar badnam hoyea sab ne ehi dekeya k eda ho geya kade ena koi samaj ke dekda k jehda te sacha pyar karda j chad ke janda mabori v bahut wadi cheez da nam hunda hun j kise de pale majbori wali gal na pave expl kar dao bt main v sare samaj jange .. wese meno jada ni pata :wow: :wow: ena dimag ni hega kol
ik 2 line ne read karna kayal nal
kuj chad jande,
kuj nibha jande,
kuj taane la muka jande,
kuj vasdeyaan nu ujaad jande,
kush rondeya nu hsa jande ....
te kuj jeondeya nu maar muka jande !
REALLY NIC LINES .. I AGREE WITH U ... U KNW PPLZ SIRF DOKHA WAKHDA DOKHA PICHA KEE MAJBOORI HOWA GI OH NAI SOCH DA ... BUT I AGREE WITH YA IDK ABOUT OTHER "))
2458
« on: January 27, 2009, 12:51:13 PM »
yaar Tezy buhat damm aa teri kalam vich yaar... tainu sachi kissa change jahe singer naal contact karna chahida
like Sabar koti, Hardeep Cheema, Sheera Jasvir...... yaar ohna tera ahh song nu chaar chand laa dinnee.......
hardeep cheema isnt god i agree with sabar koti oh bhoot gud a \ nd tezzy really gud sachi kandi a
2459
« on: January 27, 2009, 12:47:35 PM »
hahahahah lolzzzzzz chalo topic aakhir kar sahi passe chal e pea fer to........gud =D> =D>
phali wari i take the topic on ryte place :wow: nai tan i take it offtrack ")) "))
2460
« on: January 27, 2009, 12:46:29 PM »
pagal janta ques sirf kamlo liyi c
oh tan solve ho gaya hun koi hor payo ")) ")) ")) ajj main ans daan da mood wich a i mean m in good moodd ")) ")) time bhangra kato ponda tera viah a ")) "))
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