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╞→Ʈ৸ę ਦੇਸੀ ਜੁਲੀਅਟ←╡ · « **on:** January 27, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »

Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.

Santasingh : What is he studying there?

Banta : Oh!!! he is not studying. They are studying him!!!

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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.

SARDAR: Saala, kal raat maine 3 ghannte ki aik english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikha, aur na hi koi awaaz sunni.

FRIEND: picture ka naam kya tha???

SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"...

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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".

Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".

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Sardar: main app se shaadi karna chahta houn.

Girl: laikin main appse 1 saal baree houn.

Sardar: Oye No problem Soniye, I'll Marry You Next Year.

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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.

Friend : why?

Sardar : Got upper berth.

Friend : why didn't you exchange?

Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..

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A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.

A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!

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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.

Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! hih hih hih hih

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