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« on: February 04, 2010, 03:46:35 PM »
SO HERE U GO .. FO FIRST TIME
U GUYZ GANNA C RAV DANCIN LOL
SO DNT BE JEALOUSE IIGHT
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« on: January 08, 2010, 12:51:24 PM »
Pyar Da IzHaar ke Kita.
Oh Sadi Jaan He Ban Bathe,
OH Ta Jhootha Wada Karda Rahe,
Par Asi Nadan APne Sah Be Uda Na Kar BAthe
Ohna Injh Todhya Sade Dil Nu,
Jida Koi Sheesha Bi Na Tode,
Hun Ina Tukde Ho Gaye Dil De,
Ohnu Koi Jodhe Tan Kida Jodhe,,hehehe aho Main be kadi Kadi rola Pa Landi Hundi :
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« on: January 06, 2010, 09:37:09 AM »
itha Cultural Day [i fink i spell it wrong nywayz]
nd manu punjabi subaychar bara info chidi .. so plzz dasso
uda wich kee ke anda plzzz fast bhoot jaroori a
thankx
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« on: January 01, 2010, 11:36:21 PM »
Happy Bday To Me :
Main Sochya Tusi Sara Tan Bahla Deeth A :pagel: Main Apa Wish Kar Lava
its 00:00 SO mera Bday Start Ho Gaya :pagel:
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« on: January 28, 2009, 05:15:15 PM »
soch soch ka ava demag ta jor nai paye da
kari da ohi jo dil sada chida..
dunya di soch ka nai chup bah jai da..
kari da ohi jo dil sada chida gal di na kariye ena loka ch
loka age kade majak ni banai da
bhame lakh kare koi gal dil di
kade apne dil da bhet nahi guwai da
ik muh te mithey te duje dage waj
eme jehe loka nu yaar ni bani da
kari da ohi jo dil sada cahida banya ja rista koi
marda dam tak neebai da ..
kari da nai dokha otha
jitha dil nu lagai da..
kada sochya da nai jitha ban jaan rista..
ja pava sochna tan kada rista nai bani da
kari da oh jo dil sada chida betha karda udeek o din di
jado anke ke gal na lamegi
e sunne suneya sadra vich
ake pyar da mehal banamegi
ik dil kare mang lama rab kolo
jehde mange te sab kush payida
kari da o jo dil sada cahida kk its ryten by ☠ °gคภgรтค jคттเ°☠
nd __GคரGรтă___jคтт__ jus majak majak wich likhda c nd ah ban gaya i guess jus let us know if u guyz like it
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« on: January 27, 2009, 03:28:26 PM »
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« on: January 27, 2009, 02:23:02 PM »
Amitabh
Amitabh:
Thank you for calling customer care... rishte mein to hum tumhare baap lagate hian filhaal ek customer care hain...
Customer:
(angrily) I NEED YOUR MANAGER
Amitabh:
Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere baap ko chor kaha tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne meri maa ko gaali dekar naukri se nikaal diya tha.. Jaao pehle uske manager ko laao jisne mere haath pe yeh likh diya tha... uske baad uske baad mere bhai.. Tum jis manager ko kahoge main laaonga.
Dharmendra
Dharmendra: Thank you for calliiiiingg..
Customer: I need help
Dharmendra: main aaraahoon maa...
Customer: I am unable to use your product... its waste and worthless
Dharmendra: Kutte mein tera khoon peejaaonga..
Customer: What!!! I need your manager
Dharmendra: (To his manager) Manager is customer ke saamne nahi naachna
Shatru
Shatru : Aaaaaiiin Kis ullllu ke patthe ne call kiya hai...
Customer : How dare you speak like that
Shatru : Khaaaamoshhhhh... seedhi tarah bolde issue kya hai warna... haaaaaaaaa!!!
Asrani
Asrani: hahhaaaaaaa naya kabutar ne call kiya
Customer: I lost my invoice
Asrani : Hahhaaaaaaaa hamare jasoos kone kone mein phaile hue hain miljayegi hum angrezon ke zamaane ke jailor hain..haahhaaa
Kestu Mukherji
Kestu Mukherji: Iiiiiihhhhye...
Customer: hi
Kestu Mukherji : iiiihhhyeee tumko ...tumko kya problem hai
Customer : I have not received my product
Kestu Mukherji : To saale (hicup) main kya karoon.. Police mien report likha...
Bindu
Bindu: Shabnam naam hai mera... pyar se log shabbo bolte hain..bolo main tumhare kis kaam aasakti hoon.
Customer: Hmmmmmmmmmmm...
Shakti
Shakti: AAAuuuuuu...mera naam hai balllllllllma. Thank you for calling aaauuuuu
Customer: I need your manager
Shakti: Mujhse baat karona.. Main ek chhota sa, nanha sa, pyarasa...munna hooon..
Mehmood
Mehmood: Ayyo Dyevi ... thank youji for calling ji.. Ayyo
Customer : I am not devi
Mehmood : Ayyo muruga... ye dyevi nai ji ... ye to dyeva hai...
Ajit
Ajit: Saara shehar mujhe Lion ke naam se jaanta hai... May I know your name please
Customer : Mona
Ajit: Mona darling... tumne hamein call kyun kiya
Customer : (Angrily) I WANT YOUR MANAGER
Ajit: Mona dear.. Agar hum tumhe hamara manager de denge to hamein manage kaun karega...
Gabbar
Gabbar : HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ...Jo dargaya wo maraga... batao tumhen kya chahiye
Customer : I want to buy a product from your company
Gabbar: Kitne paise hai re
Customer : $ 10.00
Gabbar: Suvvar Ke baccho ... sirf... $10.00...dhikkaar hai
Prem Chopra
Prem Chopra: Prem...Prem naam hai mera.. Prem chopra...
Customer : I lost my invoice I need one
Prem Chopra: Kar bhalaa to ho bhalaa..jaa apni invoice khud dhoondle
Rajkumar
Rajkumar : Jaani ... Tumhara ye call bahut keemti hai.. Ise cut mat karna
Customer: I lost my invoice
Rajkumar: Jaani... ye invoice hai.. Bacchon ke khelne ki cheez nahi
Customer : shut up.. I need my invoice sent to me in 10 minutes... otherwise I will speak to your manager
Rajkumar : Dhamki kisi aur ko jaakar dena... manager humko darasake manager mein itna dum nahi... humse hai manager... manager se hum nahi...
And at last ...The King Sharukh
Sharukh: Thank you for kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Customer hung up the phone...
hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: January 27, 2009, 02:15:05 PM »
check it out hih hih
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« on: January 27, 2009, 01:59:53 PM »
Pathan And The Ship
Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the nations was going on a around the world' tour when it got grounded. The ship became slow and finally came to a grinding halt.
Captain of the ship called an emergency meeting and told the passengers, "Friends, we are in trouble because of God's being angry with us. We need to give sacrifice and I need three people to sacrifice their life so that rest of us can be saved."
All of them moved towards the Deck where a japanese came forward and shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the sea.
Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said "Hellulaja" and dived into the sea.
After that no one came forward for few seconds while people stared at each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Pathan came forward near the railing and chanted,
"Allah-u-Akbar"
And Kicked the Indian standing next to him in the sea. hih hih
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« on: January 27, 2009, 01:54:55 PM »
Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.
1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.
2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.
3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.
4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.
5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.
6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this 'find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??
7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.
8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to collect ur money.
9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when u will provide that?
Best regards,
Banta Singh
hih hih hih hih hih hih hih hih
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« on: January 27, 2009, 01:49:00 PM »
Names of our IT organizations! What do their names mean!
1. NIIT: Not Interested in IT
2. WIPRO: Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
3. HCL: Hidden Costs & Losses
4. TCS: Totally Confusing Solutions
5. INFOSYS: Inferior Offline Systems
6. HUGHES: Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
7. BAAN: Beggars Association and Nerds
8. IBM: Implicitly Boring Machines
9. SATYAM: Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
10. PARAM: Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
11. C-DOT: Coffee During Office Timings
12. AT&T: All Troubles & Terrible
13. CMC: Coffee, Meals and Comfort
14. DEC: Drifting & Exhausted Computers
15. BFL: Brainwash First and Let them go
16. DELL: Deplorable Equipment & lackluster
17. PSI: Peculiar Symptoms of India.
18. ORACLE: On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees. hih hih hih
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« on: January 27, 2009, 01:41:21 PM »
1 Chutki
NASWAR ki qeemat tum kya jano
Pathan k ser ka taj hoti hai
1 chutki NASWAR
Har pathan kay pass hoti hai
1 chukti NASWAR
Har pan ki dukan pe aam hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Sasti se sasti or mehngi se mehngi hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Diferent colors main dastiyab hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Har jaga beth kr lagai jasakti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Pathan bhai ka petrol hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Plastic or rubber band k sath hoti hai
1 Chutki NASWAR
Aur kuch nahi bas 1 Chutki NASWAR i didnt find it funny maybe some else would 
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« on: January 27, 2009, 01:37:41 PM »
Extreme of Fashion..
Dhotti with Zip.
Extreme of Secrecy..
Blank visiting Card..
Etreme of Stupidity.
Looking through a keyhole of a Glass door..
Extreme of Dehydration..
A Cow giving milk powder..
Extreme of Kanjoosi.
A man after accident lying on the road
giving miss calls to EDHI.. hih hih hih hih
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« on: January 27, 2009, 01:25:02 PM »
Bantasingh : I am so proud of my son. He is at medical school.
Santasingh : What is he studying there?
Banta : Oh!!! he is not studying. They are studying him!!!
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Once a sardar watches an english movie and disscusses about the film the next day with his friend.
SARDAR: Saala, kal raat maine 3 ghannte ki aik english picture ki CD dekhi ,na koi scenes dikha, aur na hi koi awaaz sunni.
FRIEND: picture ka naam kya tha???
SARDAR:" NO DISC INSERTED"...
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This sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching, he was hiding under his seat when his friend asks him: "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai".
Sardarji replies: "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai, lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata".
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Sardar: main app se shaadi karna chahta houn.
Girl: laikin main appse 1 saal baree houn.
Sardar: Oye No problem Soniye, I'll Marry You Next Year.
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Sardar : I hav'nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend : why?
Sardar : Got upper berth.
Friend : why didn't you exchange?
Sardar : Oye, there was nobody to exchange in the lower berth..
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A Teacher lecturing on population:In India after Every 10 sec a women gives birth to a kid.
A Sardar stands up and says: we must find and stop her !!
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Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave him 11 cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! hih hih hih hih
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« on: January 27, 2009, 01:18:24 PM »
No Ears
A guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
2nd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears."
Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy."
This guy on the way out says to the 3rd guy "What ever you do, don't say anything about his not having any ears - He'll kick you right out."
3rd guy walks in for his interview.
The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?"
The guy looks at the interviewer intently for a few seconds and responds, "Why, you wear contact lenses don't you."
The interviewer says, "That's impressive that you're so observant. How could you tell I wear contact lenses?"
3rd guy "Because you don't have any damn ears to hang glasses on." :bes: :bes: ")) hih
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« on: January 20, 2009, 03:47:10 PM »
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« on: January 16, 2009, 10:42:20 AM »
Who Choring MorE tOpIc On Pj LoLz Ova Ta PaTa Par sHaRam KisA IzaaM loNa MaNu ChAnGa NaI laGdA sAnG a JaNdi LoLz sO VoTe hih hih hih
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« on: January 15, 2009, 12:55:52 PM »
My Shayari  .. ItS noT Tht good bUt HopEfullY U GuYz WiLL LiKe it .. If U dNt ThaN iDk LoLzz IIGht ThaNkz fO RAdIn tHOu
TuHaDi DhaNwAdi
SHaNNo AkA GANgStA JaTTi
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