ਸੱਚੇ ਦਿਲੋ ਯਾਰੀ ਨਿਭਾਉਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਆਪਣੇ ਤੋ ਵੱਧ ਚਾਹੁਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ
ਅਸੀ ਤਾਂ ਹਸਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰ ਜਾਵਾਂਗੇ ਇਸ ਜਗ ਤੋ
ਫੇਰ ਸਾਡੇ ਜਿਹੇ ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਬੁਲਾਉਣ ਵਾਲੇ ਯਾਦ ਆਉਣਗੇ!

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain "Please doctor, you've got to help me. I've been stung by a bee."

DOCTOR: "Don't worry; I'll put some cream on it."

MAN: "You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now."

DOCTOR: "No, you don't understand! I'll put some cream on the place you were stung."

MAN: "Oh! It happened in the garden where I was sitting under a tree."'

DOCTOR (in anger): "No, no, you IDIOT! I mean on which part of your body did that bee sting."

MAN (still screaming in pain): "On my finger! The bee stung me on my finger and it really hurts."

DOCTOR (banging his fist, abusing and shouting):"Which one?"

MAN (innocently): "How am I supposed to know? All bees look the same to me."

Ik waar ik Bf te Gf dove pahharh te gaye.

Gf pahaarhi te charh ke bf nu kehndi:- ek baar aa ja aa ja aaaa ja.

inne ch hawa chali te gf hawa ch udh gayi.


Bf kehnda :- Mittra di chhatri to udh gayi ambran te laundi aa udaariyaan :D: :D: :D: :D:

Aithey kaiyan nu maan wafawaan da,
te kaiyan nu naz adawaan da,
asin peele patte darakhtan de
Sanu rehnda khof hawawaan da!!

appe parlao

ik medical student ne apni classmate nu apne khoon naal love letter likheya,and love letter de ke boleya
"meinu ehda answer jaldi dena"
nxt day kudi ne answer dita
blood group A+ hai,
tuhanu jaundice v ho sakda hai :D: :D: :D: :D:

The grade 5 teacher one day asked the children in her class to make rhymes with their names.

First up was Dan. A very adventurous child.

My name is Dan,
When I grow up to be a man,
I want to go to China and Japan,
If I can, If I can, If I can.

Very good she said to Dan. She then told Sally that it now was her turn.

My name is Sally,
When I grow up to be a lady,
I want to have a baby,
If I can, if I can, if I can.

That is good Sally, she said. But maybe one day you will change your mind. Next up was Sam he was the naughty one in the class.

My name is Sam,
When I grow up to be a man,
Never mind China and Japan,
I gonna help Sally with her plan,
I know I can.

A woman goes to the doctor, beaten black and blue. . . . .

Doctor: "What happened?"

Woman:" Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes
home drunk he beats me to a pulp...."

Doctor:"I have a real good medicine against that: When your husband
comes home drunk, just take a glass of chamomile tea and start
gargling with it.... Just gargle and gargle".

2 weeks later she comes back to the doctor and looks reborn and fresh again.

Woman:" Doc, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came
home drunk I gargled repeatedly with chamomile tea and he never
touched me.

Doctor: "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!" :D: :D: :D: :D:

Dear Facebook

Don't show that much attitude...!

U can't Even Signup without me..!
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ਕੋਲ ਸੱਦ ਕੇ,
ਖਾਹ ਪੀ ਪੁੱਤਰਾ ਬੇਸ਼ੱਕ ਰੱਜ ਕੇ
ਪੱਟਿਆਂ ਨਾਂ ਜਾਂਵੀ ਪਿੱਛੇ ਅੱਲੜਾਂ ਦੇ ਲੱਗ ਕੇ
ਸਾਰੇ ਕੰਮ ਕਰੀ ਇੱਕ ਆਸ਼ਕੀ ਨੂੰ ਛੱਡ ਕੇ.