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Jokes Majaak / Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.
« on: January 29, 2011, 03:31:50 AM »

Power: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai.

J.Amli: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai.

Power: Kya naam hai.

J.Amli: Mein bank gaya tha, vahan yeh ek counter pe baithi thi, name plate pe likha tha: Chaalu Khata¡¡ :pagel: X_X :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana
« on: January 29, 2011, 03:27:10 AM »


Sandhu: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?

Tiger: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye! :superhappy: :superhappy: :pagel:

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Shayari / Je Inj hi Rulaana c
« on: January 28, 2011, 05:06:27 PM »

Je Saadi Nahin c Tu ho Sakna ,

Kaahnu Pyaar Enna Fer Payeya c

Je Inj hi Rulaana c Varne ,

Kahano Saanu Fer Tu hasaya c

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Shayari / säthon ki käsoor ho gya;
« on: January 27, 2011, 01:08:42 PM »
Aundi sämaj nä säthon ki käsoor ho gya;

 Säade PYAR wala sheeshä choor-2 ho gaya.

 assi Sohneyä de mägr 4 din hi gäye,

 Uhna nu äpne HUSN dä gäroor ho gayä.

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Shayari / tenu saadi yaad rahe
« on: January 27, 2011, 12:47:46 PM »
Assa vaang musafir tur jaana,
teri mehfil sada abaad rahe,
kade do-chaar hanju dol lavi,
jekar tenu saadi yaad rahe!

186
Shayari / ruk jande ne hanju
« on: January 27, 2011, 12:45:04 PM »
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
Bada Dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!

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Shayari / Yaar karda nahi hun yaad
« on: January 27, 2011, 12:42:48 PM »
Yaar karda nahi hun yaad saanu.Hun ta sade to door rehn lag piya.

Ya ta bhul giya sanu ya fer dine hi talli rehn lag piya.

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Jokes Majaak / chal chess khediye.
« on: January 27, 2011, 06:19:33 AM »
Mand:Tiger nu "Yaar bor ho rahe haan chal chess khediye.

" Tiger: "Ruk ja main sports shoes paa ke aanda haan..! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Shayari / hor ki dua manga rabb to
« on: January 27, 2011, 06:10:15 AM »
Rabb kare tu sada hasdi rahe,
koi dukh tere nere vi na aave,
hor ki dua manga rabb to,
tenu sadi vi umar lag jaave!!!

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Shayari / milan da vaada
« on: January 27, 2011, 06:09:35 AM »
Massa massa si aayi maut
ik hor hii adchan pe gayi
oh kal milan da vaada kar gayi
saanu ummer vdhaani pe gayi

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Shayari / ishq ho janda hai
« on: January 27, 2011, 06:05:36 AM »
Ishq koi cheez nahi dil parchaan di
ishq ta kala hai dil lgaan di
ishq da soda kade keeta nahi janda
eh oh jaam hai jo peeta nahi janda
ki samjhava main oos bedard nu
ishq ho janda hai kade keeta nahi janda



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Jokes Majaak / PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA
« on: January 27, 2011, 06:01:26 AM »
Jhanda_Amli:AAJ MAINE PAANI KO ULLU BANAYA


Sandhu:wo kaise?


Jhanda_Amli:aaj maine nahane k liye paani garm kiya aur thande se naha liya..!!
 :rockon: :pagel: :laugh:


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Jokes Majaak / tiger ke biwi
« on: January 25, 2011, 01:56:49 PM »
HiTler talking on cell.

Tiger: kis se baat kar raho ho.

HiTler: biwi se.....

Tiger: itne... pyar se....?

HiTler: tumhari hai. . .!!! :hihpanga: :hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Mand to Sunita
« on: January 25, 2011, 01:52:40 PM »
Mand to Sunita:" I want to marry you"

Sunita: But I am one year elder to you.

Mand: No Problem, then I will marry you next year. :pagel: X_X X_X

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Jokes Majaak / girl friend ko gift
« on: January 25, 2011, 01:48:34 PM »
Amli- yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun ?

Power- Gold ring de de

Amli- koi badi cheez bata

Power- M.R.F ka tyre de de. . :scared: :cooll:

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Jokes Majaak / ajeeb gal
« on: January 25, 2011, 01:45:14 PM »
Tainu AJEEB Gal dassa!




























MURGi ne ANDA DITTA !





































AJEEB HAI NA ?









NAHI !




Ta Tu DE KE DIKHA....!!! :hihpanga: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu & tiger
« on: January 25, 2011, 01:40:27 PM »
Tiger-yaar kal main tenu kini waar phone kita par tu nahi chukiya. :sad:

Sandhu-kyon chukan, jehda main 30 Rupaiye de ke gaana luwaya hai, ohnu tera peo sunuga. ... :cooll: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / TIGER & SON
« on: January 25, 2011, 06:36:15 AM »
Tiger:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi :angry: :angry:

SON :: kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar kay laya hoooon  :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Sandhu wins 20 Crore
« on: January 25, 2011, 04:51:35 AM »
Sandhu wins 20 Crore from

Rs 20 lottery ticket.

Dealer: gave 11 Crore after deducting tax.

Angry Sandhu: "Give me 20 Crores or
else return my 20 Rs back.! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:



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Jokes Majaak / Mar ke vi vapis
« on: January 25, 2011, 04:28:26 AM »
chad jande ne sooli ashiq aashqi nibhan layee....

 tu ik wari han tan kar de....

Mar ke vi vapis aa jangey,

ik tera pyaar paun layee!!!

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