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Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:22:07 AM »
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”


Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”


Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”


Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”


Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”


Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”


Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”


Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”


Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”


Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”


Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you…to leave.”


Man: “Hey Cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”


Man: “May I see you pretty soon?”
Woman: “Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”


Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”


Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”


Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?????????
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Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:22:07 AM »

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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #1 on: April 29, 2009, 06:30:03 AM »
 :hehe:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #2 on: April 29, 2009, 06:44:34 AM »
dekheya ji... :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2009, 12:10:45 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #4 on: May 01, 2009, 12:18:32 AM »
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


    BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
    GIRL : Why not ??
    BOY : I'm broke.

    BOY : May I hold your hand??
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
    BOY : What time was it??

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??   :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean:



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #5 on: May 01, 2009, 12:22:05 AM »
hahaah.....samo same.
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #6 on: May 01, 2009, 12:24:32 AM »
ethon pta lagda k boys v clever ho sakde  :mean: :mean:

 :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #7 on: May 01, 2009, 01:12:20 AM »
Quote from: HE╚╚bOY on May 01, 2009, 12:24:32 AM
ethon pta lagda k boys v clever ho sakde  :mean: :mean:

 :laugh: :laugh:

aho power ......"Exceptions are always there"................ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #8 on: May 01, 2009, 01:22:30 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: yooooooooo
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #9 on: May 01, 2009, 02:38:21 AM »
huahuaha :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #10 on: May 01, 2009, 01:40:00 PM »
Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”

dat one is superb hahahahah
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #11 on: May 01, 2009, 03:40:27 PM »
Quote from: HE╚╚bOY on May 01, 2009, 12:18:32 AM
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


    BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
    GIRL : Why not ??
    BOY : I'm broke.

    BOY : May I hold your hand??
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
    BOY : What time was it??

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??   :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean:



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hahahahaha, bohot vadia.


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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #12 on: May 04, 2009, 02:30:26 AM »
kamaal ho gayi lolzzzz :hehe:
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #13 on: January 04, 2012, 01:23:48 PM »
good one

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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #14 on: January 04, 2012, 03:13:00 PM »
 :superhappy: nice
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Re: Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« Reply #15 on: January 04, 2012, 03:16:41 PM »
Quote from: powerlifter on May 01, 2009, 12:18:32 AM
GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...


    BOY : Since we met, I can't eat or drink...
    GIRL : Why not ??
    BOY : I'm broke.

    BOY : May I hold your hand??
    GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

    GIRL : Who was that girl I saw you kissing last night??
    BOY : What time was it??

    GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
    BOY : You love me...

    GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
    BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

    GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever..
    BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??   :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean: :mean:



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ithe rakh bai poora kaim hai
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