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Womens are more Clever then Men {Wid proof}
« on: April 29, 2009, 06:22:07 AM »
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic.”


Man: “Haven’t I seen you someplace before?”
Woman: “Yeah, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.”


Man: “Is this seat empty?”
Woman: “Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.”


Man: “So, wanna go back to my place?”
Woman: “Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?”


Man: “Your place or mine?”
Woman: “Both. You go to yours and I’ll go to mine.”


Man: “I’d like to call you. What’s your number?”
Woman: “It’s in the phone book.”


Man: “But I don’t know your name.”
Woman: “That’s in the phone book too.”


Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”


Man: “I know how to please a woman.”
Woman: “Then please leave me alone.”


Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”


Man: “I can tell that you want me.”
Woman: “Ohhhh. You’re so right. I want you…to leave.”


Man: “Hey Cutie, how ’bout you and I hitting the hot spots?”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”


Man: “May I see you pretty soon?”
Woman: “Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?”


Man: “Your body is like a temple.”
Woman: “Sorry, there are no services today.”


Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account.”


Man: “I would go to the end of the world for you.”
Woman: “Yes, but would you stay there?????????

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