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Jokes Majaak / Tuhadi Bhuaa nu Bakree da meat pasand a ke nahin..?
« on: June 11, 2012, 08:56:10 PM »
Daso ji  nale aa gana sun ke reply karo tuhanu help hovegi..

ANGREJI BEAT FUNNY SONG - BHUA SADDI MARDI BAKRE DE MEET TE.wmv

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ਬਾਪੁ "BIKE" ਲੈ
ਕੇ ਨਹੀ ਦਿੰਦਾ ..
.
ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਇੱਕ ਕੁੜੀ ਫਸਾਈ
ਆ ...

ਹੋਰ ਗੱਲਾਂ ਦੀਆਂ ਗੱਲਾਂ .. ਊਦੀ "ACTIVA"
ਬੜੀ ਪਜਾਈ ਦੀ aa


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Jokes Majaak / Rail ho gaya..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:33:20 PM »
mel ho gaya mel ho gaya

munde da kudi de naal mel ho gaya


Ghuman gaye jadon mele wich dono

aa gaya kudi da veer

rail ho gaya rail ho gaya

ussi wele munda othon rail ho gaya.....


Like tha kar deyo ji.. :superhappy:

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Jokes Majaak / ਪੱਟਣੀ kuDIi ਉਸ ਪਿੰਡ
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:30:23 PM »
ਪੱਟਣੀ kuDIi ਉਸ ਪਿੰਡ
ਦੀ ਜਿੱਥੇ ਹੋਣ
ਦੇਸੀ de ਠੇਕੇ____
ਜਦ Mein ਲੰਘਾ ਗਲੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਦੀ oH ਚੁੱਕ ਚੁੱਕ
...ਅੱਡੀਆਂ
ਦੇਖੇ ..!...


Like tah kar deyo ji.. :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / New Sartaj Song!!!
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:20:49 PM »
Assi gaye Gurudware te kol car c

Uthe ja k dekhiya langgar tiyar c

Koi koi sunda c babbe di gall nu

Koi koi dekhe jalebiyan wall nu

"Sartaj" ne chukk jalebi lukko layi

Babiya ne kutt kutt uthe hi kho layi

Jalebi chukk k tan kamm kharab ho giya

Fer Sartaj Chup Chap Ho Giya


 :blowout:
like tah kar layo ji..

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Jokes Majaak / Cycle teh Audi Car..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:08:06 PM »
Rabba dukh na devi dost sade nu,

Sannu chahe dukhan da pahar dede,

ghume hamesha nave cycle te dost sada,

Mainu bhave purani "AUDI" car dedi

Like kar dyeo ji kirpa karkey

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Jokes Majaak / Repair Ho gai..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:02:08 PM »
Raati Sohniya nu Milan gaye Der ho gayi ___

Der Kahdi hoyi c Saver ho gayi ___

Fer___


Fer___


Fer ki__


Bappu Dang le k Baitha c ___

Aoundiya hi Yarran di Repair ho gayi


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Jokes Majaak / Amli da Purpose..
« on: June 10, 2012, 10:01:03 PM »
Amli proposd a girl-
Zarda mera gir gaya niche
pagal ha mai tere piche,

bhukki bare kush keh nai skda sakda,
tere bin main reh ni sakda,

Capsul khane chad ni sakda,
tenu dil cho kadd ni sakda,

Ishq tere da sutta lau,
tere naal hi viah karvau,

Bapu tere nu teeka la ke,
leju tenu gharo paja ke..


Like karo teh shaan vadayo ji..

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Jokes Majaak / Nishani..
« on: June 10, 2012, 01:17:22 AM »
Oh kehandi main murh ke ne auna...
Usde hamdard bole inj nah kar..
phir oh chal gayi..
Phir oh tah ayi ne usdi nishani he dekhde reh gaye.. :sad: :sad:

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Shayari / ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...
« on: June 09, 2012, 12:59:06 PM »
ਸਾਡਾ ਦਿਲ ਧੱਕ ਧੱਕ ਕਰਦਾ ਏ,
ਜਦ ਵੇਹੜੇ ਝਾੜੂ ਮਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ ,
ਜਦ ਟੋਕਰਾ ਸਿਰ ਤੇ ਰੱਖ ਤੁਰਦੀ ਏ,
ਮੁੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੇ ਕਹਿਰ ਗੁਜ਼ਾਰੇ ਤੂੰ,
ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਥਦੀ ਪਾਥੀਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਕੁੜੇ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਦਿਲ ਦਾ ਇਹ ਅਰਮਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ,
ਅਸੀਂ ਰੱਖ ਲਏ ਡੰਗਰ ਹਾਣ ਦੀਏ
ਪੂੰਛਾਂ ਤੇ ਤੇਰਾ ਨਾਂ ਲਿਖਿਆ...

Like karo nahin tah naam likho poocha teh..:D:

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Jokes Majaak / BEst Love Song
« on: June 09, 2012, 12:51:15 PM »
Likhe jo khat tujhe, woh teri yaad main

Sare padh liye papa ne raat main

Savera jab hua to joote pad gaye

Woh "Fanaa" wale baal

"Ghajni" ban gaye

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Gup Shup / What you think??
« on: June 08, 2012, 10:30:33 PM »
Daso ji apne vichaar is bhoosaari majj bare.. :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / HEART ATTACK..
« on: June 08, 2012, 01:22:40 PM »
I wrote ur name on the sand ………… ….
it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air……… ……… ………
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart……. …….
I got a HEART ATTACK

 :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi ..
« on: June 08, 2012, 01:11:04 PM »
Ikk Murgi Bazaar Vich Gayi Ke Kehn Lagi, Ik Anda De Devo.
Shopkeeper: Ande Da Tu Ki Karna Hai?
Murgi: Mere Pati Ne Keha Hai Ke,
RS. 2/- Pichhe Tu Apna Figure Kharab Na Kari.

Like karo teh shaan vadayoo..

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Jokes Majaak / BiiiJLi...
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:58:41 PM »
Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
"TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

Like karo taur banayo ji ..

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Jokes Majaak / Baah te Naam..
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:53:53 PM »
Munda: Jaan i love you tera naam apni baah te likha k dil te
Kudi: edhar udhar ki likhi jaana je inna sacha pyaar karda ta apni property de paperan te likh de..



like karo apni taur banayo  :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Wahi To Kiya Tha...
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:50:08 PM »
Doctor: “Apke Teen Daant Kese Toot Gaye?”
Ramu: “Wife Ne Kadak Roti Banayi Thi”
Doctor: “To Khane Se Mana Kar Dete”
Ramu: “Ji, Wahi To Kiya Tha“


Like karo taur banayo.. :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / I Love U!
« on: June 07, 2012, 12:46:54 PM »
Pappu: College Ki Ladki Se Bola I Love U! Ab Tum Mujhe Bolo

Girl: Ruk Mai Abhi Ja K Sir Ko Bolti Hun

Pappu: Pagal Ki Bachi Sir Ko Mat Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai Hai...

Like jaroor karo taur banayo ji.. :excited:

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Shayari / Ayashii
« on: June 05, 2012, 02:44:48 PM »
Ek Aadmi Aate Jaate Apne Ghar Ke Paas Bethe Bikhari Ko Hamesha Beekh Deke Jaya Karta Tha

Ek Din Bhikhari Ne Aadmi Se Puchha: “Saab, Pehle Aap 10 Rupaye Dete The, Phir 5, Ab 1 Kyun?”

Admi: “Pehle Main Kuwara Tha, Fir Shadi Ki, Ab Bache Hai”

Bhikhari: “Wah Matlab Mere Paison Se Ayashi Ho Rahi Hai“


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Gup Shup / Bye PJ I am Leaving Forever..
« on: June 05, 2012, 02:16:13 PM »
Dosto Main tuhada apna village boy...Main pj teh bahut fun kita ... teh uppar vala message parh ke serious nah hovo eh ohna layi aa jehrey keh dinde ke main pj shadh ke chalaa aa..
Merei iteh kayi janiya naal laraai ve hoi , parh main phir ve itoh jana nee aa...
Main iteh kayi kuriya naal flirt ve kita 1 2 ne mera response back ne kita, parh phir bhe main jana ne aa...
Main iteh fun karda aa teh apne jehre vadiya friends aa..ohna nu shad ke nahin jaa sakda..
Mera koi maksaad ne aa  ke main attention seek kara...teh mainu koi message kare" naa jayoo ji asi udaas ho jana tuahde bina" teh mian badh guest ban ke oh paraa teh khush hova... :D:
and finally mera eh tareeka se ohna loka nu message den da ke idha nah karo...
jeh janaa aa tah phir iteh inne friend banay kahto se,..
jeh janaa aa tah jayo parh raulaa nah payo ... :D: :D:

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