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News Khabran / Nxt ice age
« on: December 06, 2010, 10:39:10 AM »
Its an amazing fact that global warming will cause the nxt ice age. Quite surprising that first the earth will heat up nd then cool down to such level that the earth will freez. Its bcoz when the snow will melt in earth poles then a lot of fresh nd cold water will merge into oceans nd effect the water streams which are responsible to control the weather on earth. So the temp. Will come down to the freezing point nd less. Bt according to weather scientists its nt an unnatural event this is the actuall weather of the earth . Earth has basically warm nd cold it takes hundred of years to interchange  now we r in middle stage of these two bt proceeding to the nxt ice age. U can observe that the weather is getting extreme year by year nd the nxt ice age is near.
"rjaiya bharva lao bhai"

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Jokes Majaak / Jurwa bache
« on: December 05, 2010, 11:15:30 PM »
Ik bande de ghar jurwa bache hoye par oh fer v preshan c
kise ne puchya k is khushi de mauke to preshan kyo e ta oh kehnda
" yar mai eh soch soch k preshan a k ik bacha te mera e par eh duja kehda e"

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Jokes Majaak / Us aurat nu fro
« on: December 05, 2010, 11:09:36 PM »
Ik privar niyojan vibhag da karamchari ik pind vich saminar karda ta k vadhdi population d problem bare loka nu dasya jave so oh loka sahmne ankre pesh karda hoya kehnda k
" dunia vich ik aurat har ik mint baad ik bacha paida kardi e hun pind valyo tuc koi sujha dyo k sanu ki karna chahida"
is te ik amli uth k kehnda
"pehla ta ji us aurat nu fro jehri ik mint baad e ik bacha jam dindi a"

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Shayari / Jwani
« on: December 05, 2010, 08:12:08 AM »
Ayi jwani jhal mastani nai lukaya lukdi,
gith gith pair zmin to uche mohdya utto thukdi,
nve nmune ghardi a eh shade rivaz purane,
pagdandia de utte turna hattak apni jane,
es jwani tayi shupauna shauh mitauna kujje,
chan charya te chari jwani kitho rehnde gujhe,
wah jwani wah jwani tere jihi ni honi,
akho anni knno boli fir sohni d sohni,
paj bhane jhanse hile is nu kaun sikhave,
sab gallan eh khekhanhari parhi prai ave,
khula dula rasta hundya kheh kheh k eh langdi,
bina nshe de masti kardi bina khang de khangdi,
kde chrave majhia mangu kde kde vjave bina,
kde lrave visiar kale kde khilare cheena,
wah jwani wah jwani tere nshe suhave,
kanna vlo hase niklan chuni raas na ave.

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PJ Games / Sone te suhaga
« on: December 03, 2010, 11:24:56 AM »
Lao bai mitro ik gal daso k eh kyo kìha janda k 'söne td suhaga'  jad k sone te suhage da koi mel jiha ni banda sab to pehla sahi answer den vale nu mere vlo thax milega ha ha ha is to mai kuj ni de sakda so try

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Love Pyar / "ARRANGED MARRIAGE" great idea behind the term
« on: December 03, 2010, 06:11:48 AM »
Janta here i read a topic abt arrange mrg one side saying it's so old nd odd in this modern world nd one side saying it is good coz its our tradition nd the opponent doesn't have any ganiune reason to proov it wrong so i thought to share the idea behind the arranged marriage .
It was the great thinking of our forefathers to manage the society , to create a social system. When human was living as a wild animal in jungle at very first time the women felt the need to have a parmanent partener bcoz at that time the women led the group so when they became mothers then they needed smbdy to take care of their children so that they can go out on hunt. So it was the beginning of life time relation. Human started to live in couples it helped to creat our society .

All creatures on this earth interbreed so that their species stay alive and for that in jungle the animals gone wild to proov the superemacy on the group nd the most powerfull always get all females. Bt the human breed was intelligent nd had social behaviour they create the relations between the male nd female like father mother brother sister to prevent the fight for woman. If they did not do like that then all male would fight for the female and the female would never be safe in the world so the society builders create these relations nd then the term arranged  marriage war imerged. The parents took care of their children tought them the ideas nd techniques to live nd also prevented them to make sex relation upto a specific age as they were nt mantally and physically prepared  for that . When they reached at the specific age they find a partener for their child bcoz the children were grown up in a society where they knew the female as mother or sister bt nt as a partener nd were not able to make such deciessions. So thats why the arranged marriage is the important part of indian society cultur. So it helped alot to make human a social animal.
And its also prooven that arranged marriage goes long than lv marriag coz if it is an arranged marriage then it is nt only a relation it is also a reponsibility.

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Jokes Majaak / Ganya d murammat
« on: November 29, 2010, 07:51:52 AM »
Pj valyo tuc kde akhbar khabra d murammat parya hona use tra mai ithe ik topic bna riha ganya d murammat dimag de sare shrarti ansra nu activate karke koi v gane te funny comment dyo

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Jokes Majaak / Jurva bachya da namkaran
« on: November 28, 2010, 08:10:45 AM »
Ik banda sadhu kol janda te puchda-
banda- baba ji mere ghar bacha hoya ohda ki na rakha?
Baba- bhagta ohda nam peater rakh de.
Banda- baba ji jurva bache ne dusre da ki na rakha?
Baba- bhagta ohda nam fer repeater rakh de. :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Chah ch tweet
« on: November 25, 2010, 07:23:45 AM »
Ik bande da viah hunda te oh duje din e kehn lagda k mainu ta tlak chahida e ghar de puchde k ik din ch tere ki sap lar gya jehra tu talak laina,
oh banda kehnda k meri gharwali ta jadu tuna kardi a te mainu chah ch tweet ghol k pilaundi a hun jad ghardya ne pta kita pta lga k kamla teabags nu e tweet kahi janda.

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Gup Shup / All gals, Saria tivia, jnania, kuria, nahdia ik gal daso
« on: November 24, 2010, 06:23:22 AM »
 :blush: saria tivia jnania kuria nahdia aurta nd females ik gal daso k zyadatar tuc apni umar kyo lukondia o ehde piche ki karan ki mansikta e plz daso
why gals hid their age?

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Gup Shup / Kaun desi e
« on: November 21, 2010, 10:18:39 PM »
Tuhadi shaksiyat di Aysi kehri khubi e jis to tuc das sakde o k tuc pakke desi o?

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Gup Shup / Meri v koi help kro
« on: November 20, 2010, 10:28:35 PM »
 :scared: :happy: yar mere emotions overload ho gye a kai vele dil sad ho janda kai vele happy bina kise khas vjah de mere kol koi hai v nai jehde nal eh share kar ska aaaaaaaaaaahhh daso mai ki kra :angry:

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Gup Shup / Vdhaiya billu bakra ji
« on: November 18, 2010, 02:24:46 PM »
 :balle: =D> bai sare jane billu bakra ji nu vdhaiya dyo nd rab da shukar mnao....... Bhla kahde lai???????????
" k billu bakra aah eid v kadh gya"

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Help & Suggestions / Better than bakra/bakri
« on: November 18, 2010, 02:52:32 AM »
Bai ji ik suggession dena e k naujvan to pehli position bakra ya bakri e kyo na naujvan to pehla position paune naujvan kar diti jave ha ha ha ha ha ha

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Jokes Majaak / Pthan da bacha
« on: November 12, 2010, 03:21:19 AM »
Ik pthan de ghar 20 sal bad bacha hoya par pthan royi jave,
kise ne puchya bai roi kyo jana ta pthan kehnda,
"oye 20 sal baad bacha hoya oh v nika jiha"

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Knowledge / Amazing facts
« on: November 12, 2010, 02:35:09 AM »
*hoover dam equator to kafi door e te us de vich ikathe kite pani de weight karke pichle 40 sal vich din d lambai 1 sec de 80 lakhve hise jini ghat gai e "apnia gharia set karlo ha ha"*
*ik viper snake 1 sec de tisre hise jine time vich apne shikar nu das k apni purani sthiti vich a janda e nd viper snake kol thermol imaging system v hunda e jo kudrat da krishma e.*
*sianide khan nal bande di 1 sec de 100ve hise vich maut ho jandi e*
*airbus a380 de engine collectively 70000 pounds da thrust paida karde ne nd jdo eh jhaz banya us time de hisab nal isde engines d kimat 1 ton sone de braber c.*
*japan da akashi bridge ik suspansion bridge e te usnu smbhalan valia cable da vias 1 meter e te hrek cable 25000 ton da weigt utha sakdi e ehna cables nu bnaun lai jini cable use hoi usnal dharti de equator te 2 var chakar lgaya ja sakda nd eh bridge dunia de pehle suspension bridge varge 90 bridges da vazan utha sakda.*
*agar china d puri population d ik line bnai jave ta chine de birth rate karke oh kde khatam nai hovegi *

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Gup Shup / Margye miss pooja?
« on: November 12, 2010, 01:28:12 AM »
Sat sri akal ji sarya nu aj pj te miss pooja da nam dekhya te khyal aya k ik swal te thodi rai kyo na lai jave......
So swal eh hai k ki miss pooja apne talent nal insaf kar rahi hai ate sidha keh dya ta ki miss pooja d apne profession vich koi class koi standard hai?
Kise nu gussa lge ta yar kuj kiho na mainu andro andri pi jayo gussa dar lagda bai

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Jokes Majaak / Bhlvan d bhain te rikshewala
« on: November 10, 2010, 08:04:33 AM »
Kera ik bhalvan d bhain ne kite jana hunda so oh rikshewale nu rokdi a te puchdi a ve bhai flane tha jana kine paise lvega.
Rikshewala kehnda bibi 45 rupye lauga.
Is te bhalvan d bhain kehndi e
" ve fot ronda 45 nu tu mainu 30 de te fer bhave riksha v mere te rakh layi

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Jokes Majaak / Girls protested against the research
« on: November 10, 2010, 07:25:56 AM »
In a news paper a research was issued that 50% of girls don't have brain.
Girls protested against the research nd the news paper.
So to make them cool the next day the news paper issued that only 50% of girls have brain.
And the girls felt so proud for their victory.

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Jokes Majaak / Bhalvan da redua
« on: November 10, 2010, 07:16:55 AM »
Jdo nve nve redue aye ta kera ik bhalvan redua khrid lyaya
jad usne redua chalu kita ta us vich gane chalan bhalvan nu teshan badlan da pta na
muhre khra kahi jave eh ni flana gana la hun redua ida kida gana badle
ak k bhalvan ne gusse nal dang mari redue de te oh vichara khilar gya te ohde cell nikal k bahar dig pye
cell dekh k bhalvan akar k kehnda
"dekhya hun sale dholkia v ithe e shad k daur gye"

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