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Gup Shup / Narak te swarg vich ki antar e.
« on: December 28, 2010, 02:10:15 PM »
Ik var ik sachi suchi atma jeevan pura kar dharamraj kol pohnchdi e . Dharamraj usnu swarg da rah dikhaunda par us atma de andar ik swal uthda k mai te swarg ja rahi a par narak vich ki hunda hovega. So oh jigyasa vas dharamraj nu puchdi e k maharaj eh narak vich ki hunda e swarg te nark vich ki farak e?
Dharamraj us atma di jigyasa nu shant karan lai usnu apne nal lai janda. Oh pehla swarg pohnchde ne uthe oh atma ki dekhdi e k uthe de sare vasia dia bahva lakar dia fatia nal is tra banhia san k oh bilkul sidhia rehen kuhnia to mur na sakan. Is to bad oh narak valh gye te uthe v sarya dia bahva use tra banhia san.
Atma ne puchya maharaj eh ta dove sman ne fir ehna ch antar ki hoya? Dharamraj ne kiha thori der thehero te dekho jad ehna nu khana dita jayega ta farak tuhade sahmne a jayega. Thodi der bad khana dita gya ta atma ne dekhya k swarg de rehen vale khana ik dusre de muh ch pa rahe san kyo bahva banhia hon karke oh khana apne mooh ch nai pa sakde c par ik duje de mooh ch asani nal pa rahe c te aram nal kha rahe c. Ate udhar nark vich sare khana ape apne mooh vich paun di koshish kar rahe c te khana kde kite digda kde mooh te kde kise hor te par oh khana mooh ch ni pa sakde c te nark vich hahakar machi hoi c . So is tra us atma nu swal da jwab mil gya te aas e k thonu v mil gya hovega. Dhanwad ji.

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Introductions / New Friends / Tuhada swagat e ji
« on: December 28, 2010, 04:50:18 AM »
Aj yar anmulle gana sunya te bohut changa laga te mainu apne yar anmulle yad aye ta mai sochya ohna nu v ithe sad lva so mai sarya nu sadda bhejya te ohna vicho ik " mandip atwal" ne pj te dastak diti e so sare jane mere nal mil k ohda swagat kariye ji.
Asi clg ch ik sal ikathe rahe par oh ik sal meri clg life ch bohut kimti c

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Jokes Majaak / Simple way to propose
« on: December 25, 2010, 11:24:46 PM »
See how simple is to propose a girl:
A boy rings the door bell nd asks her- " do u believe in love at first sight or ......
Should i come back again?"
ha ha ha

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Jokes Majaak / Mrasi to mrasi
« on: December 25, 2010, 11:09:00 PM »
Thonu pta e a k mrasi ticher to bina koi gal ni karde , eda e ik mrasi duje mrasi nu kehnda yar mainu thore paise ta udhar de mai apni maa di kabar paki krauni a te duja mrasi ago kehnda:
" kyo kachi vicho oh daur jandi a?" :laugh:

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Shayari / Admi
« on: December 24, 2010, 03:47:47 AM »
Har admi ch hunda ik nek insan har admi ch ik badmash hunda e,
har admi ch hunda ik fakkar fakir har admi de andar ayash hunda e.
Hon jida de halat banda oda da ho janda kde chopri vi sutte kde sukia v khanda,
jehra banda khushi kherya ch ambra te udde ohi dukha vich att da nirash hunda e.
Jehmda jina zyada zor ohda una zyada dhanda sache rab dia nemta nu manda ni banda,
is dharti te hak chalo vadh ghat hone par iko jina sab da akash hunda e.
Ehe man di e khed ehnu jit ske kaun ehe man hi jehra ni dinda chain kite aun,
ohi suraj dhale te bale mahria te dive jehra athne nu khed riha tash hunda e.
Jihnu jaan to pyare sige apne nyane piche bhaga vali shad gya khaure kihde bhane,
jehnu jhola de k bhejya c shami lain dane subha ohi akhbar vich lash hunda e.
             By: stinder sartaj

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Shayari / Sarhad
« on: December 24, 2010, 02:49:07 AM »
"kandya vali tar lga k vich gate lohe f thok rakhe , rokna e attwad nu roko kyo lok vichare rok rakhe."
ni wahge diye sarhade ni tainu tatti wah na lage lagan full gulab de,
ni tere dohi passe vasde ni ariye putt punjab de.
Ni wahge diye sarhade ni tu dona punjaba de gabhe khich diti lakir kure,
jive maa boli de sir vich kadhya hove chir kure.
Ni wahge diye sarhade ni na kde lrayi lage hundi bohut khrabi a,
ni bamb edhar dige ya udhar marne ta punjabi a.

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Jokes Majaak / Syal tang karda
« on: December 23, 2010, 12:01:57 AM »
" Mile na swari bde chikde ne bus wale,
amli da muk jave maal tang karda,
ghutti chare passyo rjayi ta v thand lage,
shade bande nu ta loko syal tang karda."

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Gup Shup / Love marriage v/s arranged marriage
« on: December 21, 2010, 04:45:13 AM »
It is funny to discuss about love marriage v/s arranged.
It is like asking some1 if the suicide is better or being murdered.
:laugh:

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Gup Shup / 'tootak tootak tootiya'
« on: December 18, 2010, 08:29:24 AM »
Ik bar malkit singh ji nu ik interview vich eh swal puchya gya c k tuc jo gana gaya tootak tootak tootia da ki matlab hoya ta ohna ne jvab dita:
"tootak tootak tootiya hai jmalo"
'tootak' lafz asal vich do lafza nu mil k banya e too+tak matlab too dekh .
So oh jmalo nu keh rhe ne k jmalo  tootan vale khooh te aa ja te aa k tootiya dekh.
Ha ha ha ha ha sohna bhana e milan lai bulaun da

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Knowledge / 'Mota dimag'
« on: December 17, 2010, 02:35:01 PM »
Apa kai bar kise nu kehnde sunya hona k sada ta ji niana mote dimag da e ehnu jaldi kuj samajh e ni aunda na kuj yad hunda.
Hun sochan vali gal e k dimag mota kive ho janda te mota dimag tez kyo ni hunda?
Is da jvab scientific e. Tusi aksar kite na kite dimag di koi pic dekhi honi a te dekhya hona k dimag da surface flat ni e uste wrinkels ya lines da ik pattern hunda e. Eh pattern hi bande dimag de tez ya kamzor hon bare dasda e. Scientists anusar jisda eh pattern barik hunda e usda dimag v tez hunda e. Ohna ne purane inventors, nd hor tez dimag vale viaktia de dimag te reasearch kiti te paya k ohna de pattern barik ne. Nd jinha de dimag te eh pattern mote hunde ne ohna de dimag kamzor hunde ne.
Ise lai nalayak bachya lai kehnde ne k ehda ta dimag e mota e kuj ni yaad rehnda ehnu.

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Gup Shup / Adhooria khwahisha
« on: December 17, 2010, 07:13:27 AM »
Mai eh topic shuru karan laga ta k apa sare apnia adhooria khwahisha share kar sakie.
So ithe tuc apne andar dia koi aisia khwahisha daso (paisa dhela kamaun te zindagi ch kamyab hon to ilava) jehria shayad zindgi ch kde v puria nai ho sakdia so shuruat mai hi karda.

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Knowledge / It's possible nd also impossible
« on: December 17, 2010, 07:05:25 AM »
Eh topic shuru karan to pehla mai eh dasna chahuga k mai notice kita ke janta da prhai likhai vich zyada dhyan nai e mai pj sahmne aj tak do swal rakhe ne te dowa da koi answer ni .
Yar chlo manya kise nu na pta havega bt banda puch e lainda k das dyo sanu ni pta par kise ne ni puchya.
So sharmo sharmi aj mai ape hi ohna da jvab likhan laga ha ha ha ha
mera ik swal ta ise topic nal related c k pani agar pehla to hi 21 degree garam e te 100 degree hor garam karan te usda temp kina ho jayega?
Is da jwab e k 100 degree oh is karke k 100 to baad pani bhaf ban k udd janda e te usda temp 100 to uppar nai janda.
Par mera eh topic is theory nu v galat kar devega par is piche insan da koi hath ni is nu kudrat da chamatkar keh sakde a.
Atlantic ocean di gehrai vich kuj jwalamukhi sargarm ne jinhe vicho garam pani nikalda e te usda temp 400 degree tak ho janda e oh is karke k othe pani da preshar ina zyada e k pani bhaf vich nai badal paunda so it is possible nd also impossible.
Nd mera duja swal c k sone te suhaga is da ki matlab e?
Is da jwab v science de kol ee e. Suhaga ik camical da nam e jisnu agar sone uppar ragrya jave ta usdi chamak vadh jandi e.
Is lai kiha janda k lai bai eh ta sone te suhaga ho gya.
Dhanwad ji.

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Bari barsi khatan gya c
« on: December 17, 2010, 06:37:10 AM »
Mai kai var eh sochya k bari barsi khatan gya c da ki matlab hoya te kal achanak ohda jvab mil gya.
Uthe likhya c k bari barsi khatan gya c da matlab e k ik banda jo 12 sal to ghro bahar kmaun kuj khatan gya c(bari barsi khatan gya c), te baad vich puchya janda k 12 sala baad ki khat k lyaya (ki khat lyanda) te usto baad apne vlo kise chiz da na lai k boli puri kiti jandi e.
Shayad pj te pehla v koi topic hove is nal sambadit par mere lai oh labhna aukha is lai mai sochya kyo na is nu share kita jave.

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Gup Shup / Sikhism is converting into......
« on: December 15, 2010, 02:12:17 PM »
Aj kal de gane te kai bandya dia galla sun k Mere dimag ch eh khyal kai vari a janda k sikhism bohut had tak punjabism ch badal gya te gussa na kryo punjabism hauli hauli shayad jattism ch badalda ja riha e.
Janta de ki vichar ne is bare.

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Gup Shup / A friend and a girl friend
« on: December 15, 2010, 02:02:03 PM »
Zyadatar bande ik friend jo k ik kuri hai te ik girl friend vich farak ni karde matlab vivharik roop vich nai par shabdik roop vich.
Aksar mere nal is tra hoya k kise ne puchya yar eh kuri kaun a mai kiha meri frn a fer oh puchda girl frn? Mai kehnda nai frn a. Fir oh kehnda ik e gal a. Bt mai samjhda ik frn frn a chahe munda e ya kuri te girl frn da matlab kuj vakhra e.
Janta ki kehndi a es bare daso.

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Gup Shup / Tuhada science test
« on: December 15, 2010, 01:47:48 PM »
Hanji man lao k thode kol ik glass pani e te usda taapman 21 degree celcius e ate usnu gas te rakh k 100 degree celcius tak hor garam kar deiye ta usda maujuda taapman kina hoyega?

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Shayari / Aa beh ja mere kol
« on: December 14, 2010, 10:35:52 AM »
Aa beh ja mere kol das hal chal kidan,
varhya de baad aya sada khyal kidan.
Ohiyo c kam mera ohiyo c dhang tera,
sanu kha gai garibi tu malamaal kidan,
eh hai chkor da kam k oh chand vahl vekhe,
aj chan tak riha e hoya kmaal kidan,
mehla ch vasde kafir langhya e ik zmana,
sadi kulli da pta tu rakhya sambhal kidan,
aa beh ja mere kol das hal chal kidan,
vahrya de baad aya sada khyal kidan.(writer: don't know sung by: noor jha)

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Lok Virsa Pehchaan / Bne han punjabi kive
« on: December 13, 2010, 08:46:45 AM »
"BNE HAN PUNJABI KIVE JDO YAAD AAVE MAINU CHARE PASE KHOON NAL LAL DISDE,
KITE DISDA HAI SIRSA DA CHARYA OH PANI KITE NIHAN VICH CHOTE CHOTE LAL DISDE,
BDA DIL DUKHE JAD BACHYA DE TOTE DEKHAN KHOPRI LUHA LAI PAR VAAL DISDE,
DISDA E GURU GHAR MASSA ABDALI KITE ZULMA DE AYE HOYE BHUCHAL DISDE,
DISDI E KHOOH DE VICH DIGDI HOYI BHEER KHOOH DI MAUN UTTE UKKRE SWAL DISDE,
DISDI E VAND VELE LEER IK CHUNNI IK KURI DE DUALE KAI KANGAAL DISDE,
KI DASE KINI VARI ROYA E MANGAL JADO ZAKHMI EH BITE HOYE SAAL DISDE,
MASA KITE BAGA VICH KOYLA GAUN LAGIA NE MASA BAND HOYE NE KHRAK HATHYARA DE,
MASA KITE NAINA VICH SURMA PA NIKLE NE MELYA NU JAN DE LAI TOLE MUTYARA DE,
MASA KITE KARFU HATE NE RUTT SOHNI AYI SATH VICH KHED DE NE TASH YAAR YARAN DE,
MASA KITE PINDA VICH KHED MELE SHURU HOYE MASA KATH HOYE NE LAKHA TE HZARA DE,
MUDDTA DE PICHO SADE KHUSHI AYI MANGLA OYE MUKKAN NA DAIYE EHE GEET SANJHE PYARA DE,
OYE JAD TAK SURAJ VICH CHAMAK RAHE TE SAGAR VICH AAB RHE AIY RABBA KHUSH SADA EH PUNJAB RAHE.(written by:mangal hathur sung by: manmohan waris)

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Love Pyar / Ki koi inna khoobsurat ho sakda?
« on: December 11, 2010, 08:27:56 AM »
" Maye ni maye mai shikra yaar bnaya,
ohde sir te kalgi pairi jhanjar te oh chog chugenda aya,
ik ohde husan di dhup tikheri te duja mehka da tirhaya,
tija ohda rang gulabi ni oh kise gori maa da jaya,
naini ohde chet di athan ate zulfi sawan chaya,
hotha te katte (kattak desi mahina) da koi din charne te aya,
saha de vich full soyan de kise baag chanan da laya,
dehi de vich khede chettar ni oh itra nal nhaya,
bolan de vich paun pure di ni oh koylan da hamsaya,
chitte dand jyo dhano bagla koi tari mar udaya."
eh ji shiv kumar btalvi di rachna shikra yaar vicho kuj lines ne so parh k feel kro te dil te hath rakh k sachi imandari nal daso k aj tak inna khoobsurat shaks dekhya tuc mai te ni dekhya ji.

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Jokes Majaak / Punjabi technology
« on: December 11, 2010, 08:02:25 AM »
 :cooll: punjabis are always ahead in the world. The world is still roaming arround 3G and 4G and punjabis are already using 22G. :laugh:

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