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« on: February 05, 2013, 11:45:47 AM »
Chalo atleast you will not treat your husband as a servant.. for sure..
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« on: February 05, 2013, 12:09:31 AM »
yup.. but finally she missed everything available to her... ;) still don't lose hope lets go for another shop...  :
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« on: February 04, 2013, 11:16:15 PM »
this sounds so much like something I would do :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
: I knew that... ;)
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« on: February 04, 2013, 01:54:23 PM »
A store that sells husbands has just opened in a City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .. . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but
you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
FLOOR 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.
The second floor sign reads:
FLOOR 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.
The third floor sign reads:
FLOOR 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
FLOOR 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:
FLOOR 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.. Thank you for shopping at the HUSBAND STORE. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!... :D: :D: :D: :D:
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« on: February 04, 2013, 11:39:51 AM »
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« on: February 03, 2013, 02:04:14 PM »
A junior in an office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said :
Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !...........boss shouted : do you
know whom you're talking to ?!!!!!!
Junior : no!
Boss: i'm the boss of this office.
Junior (in the same tone) : And do u know whom you're talking to?
Boss: No!
Junior: thank God. (and disconnected da phone).....:D 
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« on: February 03, 2013, 01:42:17 PM »
There's nothing in this world you cannot achieve, if a pretty girl asks you to... :D
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« on: February 03, 2013, 12:06:35 PM »
Awesome Answers In Interviews:
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)
Q. If it took 8 men 10 hrs to build a wall, how long would it take 4 men to build it?
A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)
Q. If you had 3 apples & 4 oranges in 1 hand & 4 apples & 3 oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)
Q. How can you lift an elephant with 1 hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with 1 hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)
Q. How can a man go 8 days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)
Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)
Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.
Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)
Interviewer said "I shall either ask you 10easy questions or 1 really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"
The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is 1 really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM...
Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind...:)
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« on: February 03, 2013, 05:27:49 AM »
But you certainly made me do 2, 3, 4 and 5
hehehe.. then u are half exceptional... ;) :
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« on: February 02, 2013, 10:53:06 AM »
Yahi hota pyaar hai kya.. :)
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« on: February 01, 2013, 02:46:09 AM »
I've read mst of em buh no all..interesting!
Thanks fr sharin em :)
my pleasure... :)
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« on: January 31, 2013, 10:34:25 PM »
fact number 1 is intersting i will apply some time to see, is it really true...
 for sharing
I think its true.. but i never applied it.. you try first and then tell me whther its working or not... :)
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« on: January 31, 2013, 09:07:13 AM »
21 INTERESTING FACTS
1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop these bulbs.
2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
3. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite and savour blood.
5. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.
6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.
7. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after fatty meals.
8. Babies’ eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
9. It actaully snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979. Can you beat that!!
10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
13. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
15. Everyone’s tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
16. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot .
17. At 40 degrees centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by breathing.
18. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
19. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn’t stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.
20. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
21. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name!
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« on: January 31, 2013, 09:03:08 AM »
je ida ho sakda ta mainu topic banun di ki jarrurat si :pagel:
acctualy local shop ta shado htc de custmorcare to wi nahi miliya, may be delhi ya india to bahar milu :pagel:
delhi meri jaan pehchaan da koi nahi rehnda, india to bahar main ja nahi sakdi  :
:sad: :sad: :sad:
ek to aap puch bi rahi hai aur upar se ye bi bol rahi hai ki "je ida ho sakda ta mainu topic banun di ki jarrurat si" delhi me ho jaega .. i think..
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« on: January 31, 2013, 07:43:06 AM »
can any body tell me that
HTC DIAMOND P3700 , di body india ch kitho milu ? milu wi ya nahi : mere mobile di body tut gayi :sad:
main 2 - 3 cities ch try kita othe ta nahi mili... main eh phone trash nahi karna chahndi :break:
waise eh america to cousin lai ke ayi si, othe main ja nahi sakdi mobile di body buy karan....... :pagel: :pagel:
kisi bi local mobile shop pe jao jo mobile sell karta hai ya repair karta hai.. mil jaegi apko..
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« on: January 31, 2013, 06:39:42 AM »
Didn't work and was very incorrect
Ah.. You are an exceptional case... :D...
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« on: January 31, 2013, 05:28:09 AM »
Shuuu.. Shuuu.. Iphone wale niklo yahan se.. :D ....
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« on: January 31, 2013, 04:38:40 AM »
I will prefer to go for Sony Xperia Z (recently launched)...
HD display , 2 GB RAM, Waterproof and many more features..
www.sonymobile.com/global-en/products/phones/xperia-z/
Samsung Galaxy S III is also good...
or rather u wait for Samsung Galaxy S IV.. its coming soon...
In affordable range u can go for Samsung Galaxy Grand phablet ....
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« on: January 30, 2013, 02:56:13 AM »
Life runs on two simple golden rules :
1.Accept
2.Change
1."Accept" the things which u can't 'change'
OR
2."Change" the things which u can't 'accept'...!!
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« on: January 29, 2013, 03:06:43 PM »
aur kya sahi kaha apne, baat karti hain to esa lagta hain jaise ehsaan kar rahi ho... :D :D
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