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« on: February 13, 2013, 06:42:00 AM »
This is a nice post. We may not realize it but every little thing helps! :smile:
Yup.. Thanks.. And also its not that much difficult. Everyone can do at least 1 of them..
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« on: February 13, 2013, 03:20:12 AM »
Hey happy birthday.. :-)
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« on: February 12, 2013, 01:25:46 PM »
One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK, what happened to your back?"
The patient replies "You know that I work for a local night club, right? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew
someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open. I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing
himself. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."
The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor said "My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been
unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the
same time, and you won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do.. The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to you.....????"
"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"...... :/ o.O :D: :D:
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« on: February 12, 2013, 01:02:51 PM »
" A man is not poor without a rupee, or education.
BUT
A man is really poor, without a pure heart and honesty. "
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« on: February 12, 2013, 12:28:59 PM »
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« on: February 11, 2013, 07:00:17 AM »
After reading some of your posts, It looks you are planing to go India with Full Preparation.... ;)
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« on: February 10, 2013, 03:14:00 PM »
Its a Strange World..
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If u praise someone, they think u must have your own mean in this.
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If u don't praise, they call u jealous.
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If u do extra care for someone, they think that u need them.
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If u show u don't care, they call u selfish.
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If u regularly text your friends, they call u sticky.
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If u don't talk to them for a few days, they call u proudly.
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You can never make the whole world happy
So, Concentrate on the person u daily C in the Mirror.. :-)
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Best message for a Good Relationship::
"Don't judge a person by what others say,
Because external behaviour cannot show internal truth "
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« on: February 10, 2013, 12:09:34 PM »
------------------------------- A man got a call from unknown number...
Girl: Hi, r u single?
Man: Yes, but who r u?
Ans: Your wife.
Aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi.
Another call from unknown number...
Girl: R u married?
Man: Yes, but who R u?
Girl: Your girlfriend,
U cheat!!
Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.
Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte,
aaj tu bas ghar aaja..!
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One Boy loved a girl but
Never proposed her.
One day he decided t0 tell
Her at 1:00am at Night..!!
He type:
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.
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"I Love You"
And sent it, after a few seconds
He got a msg but he
Decided to
See it the next day for
Surprise and slept..
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Next day, he read the msg
And so shocked because,
It was written..
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Dear Customer,
Msg sending failed due to
Insufficient balance.
Plz recharge ur account..:D :O 
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« on: February 09, 2013, 03:31:55 PM »
TUM SE HI ..... ~ JAB WE MET.....
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« on: February 09, 2013, 10:11:51 AM »
YoU nEvEr KnOw HoW sTrOnG yOu ArE,
uNtIl BeInG StRoNg Is YoUr OnLy ChOiCe....
...
................
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« on: February 09, 2013, 04:46:20 AM »
Humne jo ki thi mohobaat ajj bhi hai...
Teri zulfoon ke saye ki chahat ajj bhi hai...
Raat katt ti hai ajj bhi khayalon mein tere...
Dewaano si woh meri halat ajj bhi hai...
Kisi aur k tasaruf pe uth ti nahi...
Baeiman annkhon mein thodi sharafat ajj bhi hai...
Chaha ki ek baar chahe fir chod dena tu...
Chaha ki ek baar chahe fir chod dena tu...
Dil tod tujhe jane ki ijazat ajj bhi hai...
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« on: February 09, 2013, 04:43:56 AM »
Aap bi kiske kiske muh lag ke apna dimag kharab karte rahte ho.. just keep on ignoring them..
Don't ruin ur personality just because of them..
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« on: February 08, 2013, 03:04:09 PM »
.................. :)
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« on: February 08, 2013, 02:57:25 PM »
Mother: "Johnny I'm sorry I slept with someone that is not your dad 23 years ago. And that person is your real father."
Johnny: "Mum, what rubbish! How could you! How am I to deal with this?! You should be hanged!"
Mother: "I am sorry baby, he was my first love and i could not marry him... Cause we are of different religion. He is on the phone at the moment and wants to speak with his son for the first time ever."
Johnny: "No I am speaking to no one. Mr Jackson Omollo is the only father I know and that will never change!"
Mother: "Please don't be so upset. Just talk to him."
Johnny: "Ok, I will give him a piece of my mind!"
Phone: "Morning Son, I am Bill Gates. I am your real father."
Johnny: "Dad! Dad!! Dad!!! Thank God! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh Thank God!!!!!! I Love you so much Dad!!!!! I always knew there was something special about me." :D:
...
Teacher:"Tumne HOME WORK
kyu nahi kiya.. ??
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Deadly answer given by
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Me:"Sir kyuki main HOSTEL me
rehta hun " :D :p >_<
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« on: February 08, 2013, 02:51:15 PM »
Tere siva..... Delhi Belly...:)
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« on: February 07, 2013, 10:53:41 AM »
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« on: February 06, 2013, 12:32:17 PM »
A tired man came home late frm his whole day hardwork
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His 5yr old son was waiting 4 him at d door.
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Son-Dad, may i ask u a question ?
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Dad- ya
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S- dad, how much do u make an hour?
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Dad - thts not ur busines
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Son- plz tel me
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Dad- 20$ / hour
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Son- dad, may i plz borrow 10$ ?
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Dad got angry n shoutd on d kid 2 go to d bed
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The litle boy went 2 d room n shut d door
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After sumtym man got calm n he went to kid's room n said- Sorry 4 being so hard
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Here's ur 10$ u askd 4
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Kid smild- oh thank u dad !
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Then boy took out sum coins he had kept under d pillow, he countd them n said- "Dad, I hav 20$ now. Can i buy an hour of ur time ? Plz cum home early 2morow. I wud like 2 hav dinner wid u."
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MORAL - PLEASE GIVE TIME 2 PEOPLE WHO LOVE YOU...
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« on: February 06, 2013, 05:24:20 AM »
yes, there are..
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« on: February 06, 2013, 01:45:23 AM »
This shows noor's deep love for him hidden behind her jealousy.... ;)
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« on: February 05, 2013, 02:51:40 PM »
Tera Sath ho.. ~ Falak ....
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