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Gup Shup / Re: Thought of the day
« on: January 29, 2013, 11:47:02 AM »
Add life to days nt days to life ... ♥

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Jokes Majaak / What is tension?......
« on: January 29, 2013, 08:49:46 AM »
What is tension?......

1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi...
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi...
aap use hospital le gaye....
Doctor bola :-
'Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he'..
Lo ho gayi tension...
Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
Ladki boli yahi iska baap he.
Aur tension!....
Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua....
Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte....
Saala aurr tension!..
Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye....
Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche he wo kiske
REAL TENSION... :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« on: January 29, 2013, 08:44:36 AM »
Bachhe Man k sachhe..
Boy to his mom: Mumma mai kaise
paida hua ??
.
Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti daal kar
rakh di,
kuch din baad usme se tum mujhe mile.
.
Bache ne aisa hi kiya.
Ab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme
1 mendak tha.
.
Bacha: gusse se dil to karta hai ke Saale,
tujhe goli mar du, par kya karu ??
Aulad hai tu meri..:O :D: :P :D:

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Fun Time / Re: ki tusi bhoot ch wishwas karde ho?
« on: January 29, 2013, 01:24:41 AM »
NO..
Not until i will saw them..

...
Not until i see them..

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Fun Time / 13 things .............
« on: January 28, 2013, 11:37:20 AM »
I know at least 13 things about you now:

1. You are holding your phone/infront of laptop or PC.

2. You are on PJ.

3. You just opened my post.

4. You are now reading it

5. You are human

7. You can't say d letter "p" without separating your lips

8. You just attempted it

9. You are laughing at yourself

10. You have smiles on your face

11. You skipped NO 6

12. You just checked to see if there is a NO 6

13. You are laughing at this because i caught u..

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Love Pyar / Re: "Female/Male Dictionary"
« on: January 28, 2013, 04:13:07 AM »
I should buy one of these.... and keep it with me while talking to a girl.. ;) :D

Guys are straight.. they say things as it is..

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Jokes Majaak / "Dark in here...." :D
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:33:46 AM »
A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at
work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is in
there already.
The little boy says, "Dark in here."
The man says, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are
in the closet together.
Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
Boy - "$750"
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove, let's go
outside and have a game of catch." The boy says, "I can't, I sold my
baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them
for?"
Boy - "$1,000"
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that shit again."

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Jokes Majaak / Not All Rules can be Followed....
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:29:23 AM »
A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him

to come into her office.
"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.
"John," the new guy replied.

She scoled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you

worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name.
It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.
I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones,
Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight,

what is your last name?"
The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."
"Okay John, the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."

Moral of the story:
Not All Rules can be Followed :-P[/b]

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Mega Jokes thread, Jokes da khazana!!!
« on: January 27, 2013, 10:26:19 AM »
Bachelors think that married
men are lucky. .

Married men think that
Bachelors are lucky. .

The point is that
.
.
Bachelors think at night... & Married think at day time... :p

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Fun Time / Re: Dialogues of Hindi Cinema ...
« on: January 27, 2013, 05:01:21 AM »
Yaad rakhna ki duniya ke kisi kone mein koi khush hai kyun ki tum khush ho...

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Gup Shup / Re: Song ur listening to?
« on: January 26, 2013, 10:29:54 PM »
Aa Bhi Ja Mere Mehermaan feat. Atif Aslam

Aa Bhi Ja Mere Mehermaan feat. Atif Aslam - Official Video Jayantabhai Ki Luv Story

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Fun Time / Re: Dialogues of Hindi Cinema ...
« on: January 26, 2013, 02:40:22 PM »
Badi muddat se mere dil me ek tasveer baithi hai...
Badi muddat se mere dil me ek tasveer baithi hai...
Teri julfo ki chaon me meri taqdeer baithi hai..
~ Saajan

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Fun Time / Re: Desi Girls And Attitude Haha
« on: January 26, 2013, 02:30:55 PM »
hmm...
anyway .. its their problem.. i dnt need to care ... :) :P ..

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Fun Time / Re: Desi Girls And Attitude Haha
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:38:21 PM »
hmm.. still they don't change...  :dnk:

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Pics / Re: Picture of Day
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:36:48 PM »
Splash...

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Fun Time / Re: Desi Girls And Attitude Haha
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:29:42 PM »
Add indians too on that pakistani block.....

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Love Pyar / A SWEET TALK B/W MOTHER AND DAUGHTER..... (:
« on: January 26, 2013, 01:12:54 PM »
A SWEET TALK B/W  MOTHER AND DAUGHTER..... (:

I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

“Why?” my daughter asked.

“Because it’s been laying outside, you don’t know where it’s been, it’s dirty and probably has germs” I replied.

At this point, my daughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, “Wow!

How do you know all this stuff?”

“Uh,” …I was thinking quickly,”All moms know this stuff. It’s on the Mommy

Test. You have to know it, or they don’t let you be a Mommy.” We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information.

“OH…I get it!” she beamed, “So if you don’t pass the test you have to be the daddy”

“Exactly” I replied back with a big smile on my face and
 joy in my heart.

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Sports Khelan / Re: Who is OUT ??
« on: January 26, 2013, 06:00:43 AM »
Quote from: ҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ on January 26, 2013, 05:49:10 AM
A. But i reckon they should both be dismissed
I will request ICC to make a new rule for this... ;)

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PJ Games / Re: Game Fill In The Blank
« on: January 26, 2013, 03:26:02 AM »
Today is Saturday and India's Republic Day...

When ________ will ________

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Gup Shup / Re: cngrts gujar for his second marriege
« on: January 25, 2013, 10:18:16 PM »
hahahahah..... rite ... same here....

anyway gujar.. Congrats... :)

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